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(NYPost)   If you are a smoker and perform cunnilingus, you could get cancer. However, if you smoke *while* performing cunnilingus, then you have some really farked up priorities   ( nypost.com) divider line
    More: Weird, oral HPV infection, Human papillomavirus, oral sex partners, oropharyngeal cancer, lifetime oral sex, Cancer, cancer-causing oral HPV, Oral sex  
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2017-10-20 02:39:19 AM  
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2017-10-20 02:41:39 AM  
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2017-10-20 02:50:45 AM  
Colonel Angus was a smoker?
 
2017-10-20 03:18:16 AM  

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? Why post pictures of Woody Allen?
Does he have mouth cancer?
 
2017-10-20 04:11:30 AM  

sithon: kona: [nyppagesix.files.wordpress.com image 850x747]

? Why post pictures of Woody Allen?
Does he have mouth cancer?


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2017-10-20 04:20:06 AM  
But babe, I could die...

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2017-10-20 05:29:02 AM  
Or you could just do like those girls in Thailand do and cut out the middleman.

/You can even watch, if you don't mind the scent of smoked fish
 
2017-10-20 05:49:01 AM  
Well 5 hours is a long time, I'd have to take at least one smoke break.
 
2017-10-20 06:27:08 AM  
"reassure that only 0.7 percent of men will ever develop HPV-related oropharyngeal cancer in their lifetimes "

Eat up, your lady needs you
 
2017-10-20 06:29:04 AM  
Glad I don't smoke.
 
2017-10-20 06:30:40 AM  

Jake Havechek: Well 5 hours is a long time, I'd have to take at least one smoke break.


Just how big is her vagina?
 
2017-10-20 06:35:59 AM  
Lotharios ?

I had to look that up.  A discussion thread could be started on its usage here.
 
2017-10-20 06:36:29 AM  
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2017-10-20 06:37:00 AM  
Good luck with that
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2017-10-20 06:46:00 AM  

BenJammin: Lotharios ?

I had to look that up.  A discussion thread could be started on its usage here.


Would seem (at least somewhat) to be improperly used if said man is performing said act....

/get this party started.
 
2017-10-20 06:46:05 AM  
Sure, I *could* get cancer, but I'll *definitely* get reciprocation.
 
2017-10-20 06:46:31 AM  

Cormee: Jake Havechek: Well 5 hours is a long time, I'd have to take at least one smoke break.

Just how big is her vagina?


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2017-10-20 06:48:59 AM  
I call BS. Don't you realise how hard it is to light a wet cigarette?
 
2017-10-20 06:54:00 AM  

englaja: I call BS. Don't you realise how hard it is to light a wet cigarette?


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2017-10-20 06:55:22 AM  
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2017-10-20 06:58:07 AM  
Subby obviously hasn't met any pure laine from Quebec.
 
2017-10-20 07:04:25 AM  
Gave up smoking 4 years ago....

/ Ladies, the line forms over there ---->
// who am I kidding
 
2017-10-20 07:07:40 AM  

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Horrific - yet hilarious - after credits (KINGPIN, 1996)
Youtube xsg_KISbeWo
 
2017-10-20 07:10:23 AM  
/shmoke & a pancake
 
2017-10-20 07:11:02 AM  
Eh, just 'cause she wants to be serviced doesn't mean you have to stub out a good cigar.
 
2017-10-20 07:14:40 AM  
Is this article just blowing smoke up my ass?
 
2017-10-20 07:18:46 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Eh, just 'cause she wants to be serviced doesn't mean you have to stub out a good cigar.


Yeah, we're always being told to multi-task
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2017-10-20 07:18:50 AM  
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2017-10-20 07:19:30 AM  

maddermaxx: ThrobblefootSpectre: Eh, just 'cause she wants to be serviced doesn't mean you have to stub out a good cigar.

Yeah, we're always being told to multi-task
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Drat!
 
2017-10-20 07:19:57 AM  
Well, I'm farked.
 
2017-10-20 07:20:52 AM  

Cormee: Jake Havechek: Well 5 hours is a long time, I'd have to take at least one smoke break.

Just how big is her vagina?


Big enough to take a smoke break in apparently.
 
2017-10-20 07:29:42 AM  

Boo_Guy: Cormee: Jake Havechek: Well 5 hours is a long time, I'd have to take at least one smoke break.

Just how big is her vagina?

Big enough to take a smoke break in apparently.


Farking unions
 
2017-10-20 07:38:24 AM  
Hey guyz, what's going on in this thread?
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2017-10-20 07:41:03 AM  
Smoke 'em if you can find 'em.
 
2017-10-20 07:42:05 AM  
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2017-10-20 07:45:12 AM  
Is this why I always seem to have a fishy taste in my mouth?
 
2017-10-20 07:49:42 AM  

aagrajag: Subby obviously hasn't met any pure laine from Quebec.


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2017-10-20 07:50:14 AM  
 
2017-10-20 07:54:32 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: aagrajag: Subby obviously hasn't met any pure laine from Quebec.

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I've seen them smoke and dine at the same time. They will take a mouthful of steak, then a bite of potato, then a nice, long drag before cutting another bite of steak. I guarantee a few of them pause in entertaining their lady friends for a puff of some sweet, sweet nicotine.

They really love their smokes.
 
2017-10-20 07:56:03 AM  
I only smoke  if I accidentally  swallow some  apple peels.

/the smoke  suffocated the toxins.
 
2017-10-20 07:56:14 AM  

Bluemoons: Well, I'm farked.


Cunnilingus usually leads to that, yes.
 
2017-10-20 07:56:45 AM  

Boo_Guy: Cormee: Jake Havechek: Well 5 hours is a long time, I'd have to take at least one smoke break.

Just how big is her vagina?

Big enough to take a smoke break in apparently.


If you're doing it properly
 
2017-10-20 08:01:50 AM  
This is probably completely off topic but I love how there's a zillion articles about "blowjobs/semen is good!" and cunnilingus is bad.

Brothers and sisters, eat more pussy.
 
2017-10-20 08:03:33 AM  
Or is it eat more ckickin from Chick-fil-A.

I forget.
 
2017-10-20 08:04:15 AM  
Is reading comprehension no longer a thing?
 
2017-10-20 08:06:07 AM  

aagrajag: Zeb Hesselgresser: aagrajag: Subby obviously hasn't met any pure laine from Quebec.

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I've seen them smoke and dine at the same time. They will take a mouthful of steak, then a bite of potato, then a nice, long drag before cutting another bite of steak. I guarantee a few of them pause in entertaining their lady friends for a puff of some sweet, sweet nicotine.

They really love their smokes.


Yeah, this is the part I wasn't familiar with:

The French term pure laine, literally meaning pure wool (and often translated as dyed-in-the-wool), refers to those whose ancestry is exclusively French-Canadian.
 
2017-10-20 08:06:15 AM  
"cancer-causing HPV was rare among women regardless of how many oral sex partners they had."

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Veronica can breath a sigh of relief then.
 
2017-10-20 08:06:21 AM  

red5ish: Is reading comprehension no longer a thing?


What are you trying to say?
 
2017-10-20 08:13:46 AM  
Think about this, farkers:

1. If you smoke, she probably smokes
2. If she smokes, she pokes, as the saying goes
3. The article said if you smoke there is a possibility you will have more than 5 sex partners

Ergo,

Smokers get laid a lot, that's why they are warning smokers about cunnilingus and cancer. Non smoker don't get laid as much, have less opportunity to get Mouth Pussy Cancer.
 
2017-10-20 08:16:13 AM  

megarian: This is probably completely off topic but I love how there's a zillion articles about "blowjobs/semen is good!" and cunnilingus is bad.

Brothers and sisters, eat more pussy.


A zillion?
 
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