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(Yahoo)   Mississippi Senator Thad Cochran delays his return to the Senate, causing concern that he may be in worse health than originally disclosed and may be suffering from a debilitating illness brought on by a lifetime of exposure to silent "h" 's   ( yahoo.com) divider line
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2017-10-17 12:52:07 AM  
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2017-10-17 04:29:38 AM  
Since it's 2017 and we've been abandoned by reason the gov will put in Chris McDaniel. Here are some reasons I believe it might happen:
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2017-10-17 04:30:36 AM  
Silent "H"?  I gotta tell ya, subby, that Aitch wasn't silent one bit when Parzival came back from undercover work at IOI to reveal the murder plot.  Too late to save Daito, though.
 
2017-10-17 04:34:10 AM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Since it's 2017 and we've been abandoned by reason the gov will put in Chris McDaniel. Here are some reasons I believe it might happen:[img.fark.net image 425x613]


As horrifying as that story is, it also has about 15 too many commas.
 
2017-10-17 04:34:40 AM  
 
2017-10-17 04:39:53 AM  
It will truly be the end times if we have two Senatorial elections between AL and MS with the Dems within 10 points
 
2017-10-17 04:47:06 AM  
Oh, I'm so broken up that a pro-torture, pro-Confderate, anti-healthcare, anti-gun control, anti-science Republican is dying.  The GOP can only hope his replacement is at least as vile.
 
2017-10-17 05:05:41 AM  

LordJiro: Oh, I'm so broken up that a pro-torture, pro-Confderate, anti-healthcare, anti-gun control, anti-science Republican is dying.  The GOP can only hope his replacement is at least as vile.


He's was always considered the liberal one too.

/not joking
 
2017-10-17 05:39:16 AM  

LordJiro: Oh, I'm so broken up that a pro-torture, pro-Confderate, anti-healthcare, anti-gun control, anti-science Republican is dying.  The GOP can only hope his replacement is at least as vile.


The worst part is that he's actually one of the least morally offensive of the GOP politicians seated today.

Not even "considered", he actually is less repugnant than most of them.  Despite all of what you just posted being entirely true.

This farking country, man.
 
2017-10-17 05:45:54 AM  
silent "h" 's

Punctuation explosion.
 
2017-10-17 06:45:50 AM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Since it's 2017 and we've been abandoned by reason the gov will put in Chris McDaniel. Here are some reasons I believe it might happen:[img.fark.net image 425x613]


If he hates surrender so much, why is he spending so much time with people celebrating the Confederacy?
 
2017-10-17 07:07:25 AM  
exposure to silent "h" 's

And warp plasma
 
2017-10-17 07:25:30 AM  
He really needs to stop sounding with strangers in public bathrooms.
 
2017-10-17 07:30:05 AM  

Jim_Callahan: LordJiro: Oh, I'm so broken up that a pro-torture, pro-Confderate, anti-healthcare, anti-gun control, anti-science Republican is dying.  The GOP can only hope his replacement is at least as vile.

The worst part is that he's actually one of the least morally offensive of the GOP politicians seated today.

Not even "considered", he actually is less repugnant than most of them.  Despite all of what you just posted being entirely true.

This farking country, man.


Really in a sorry state, this country is.   We've gone right past "The lesser of two evils," and wandered right down into the the alleyway of "Least repugnant undead eater of flesh," as our stars to wish upon.
 
2017-10-17 07:56:40 AM  
When Cochran was being challenged by the TeaTard he had to get help from "those people" to save his seat. Then he promptly dropped them after he won his seat again. :-|

Regarding the race, he'll be replaced by another gun-toting Bible bumping GOPer, so, not really that much of a big deal if he retires. Hope the dude is not too bad off.
 
2017-10-17 08:05:37 AM  
God damn it That.  I told you not to go bareback with those rent boys of yours.  Now look where you're at.
 
2017-10-17 08:30:19 AM  

The Homer Tax: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Since it's 2017 and we've been abandoned by reason the gov will put in Chris McDaniel. Here are some reasons I believe it might happen:[img.fark.net image 425x613]

If he hates surrender so much, why is he spending so much time with people celebrating the Confederacy?


Because they won the long war. The Confederacy nows controls the Party of Lincoln.
 
2017-10-17 09:18:21 AM  

dsmith42: The Homer Tax: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Since it's 2017 and we've been abandoned by reason the gov will put in Chris McDaniel. Here are some reasons I believe it might happen:[img.fark.net image 425x613]

If he hates surrender so much, why is he spending so much time with people celebrating the Confederacy?

Because they won the long war. The Confederacy nows controls the Party of Lincoln.


Bullshiat.

If I skin a moose and walk around wearing its hide, I am still not a moose.
 
2017-10-17 09:25:50 AM  
UTIs in old folks often cause symptoms to appear like mental illness - so he should fit right in with the rest of the GOP senators.
 
2017-10-17 09:29:05 AM  
Well, ain't that a pisser.
 
2017-10-17 11:29:57 AM  
Yes, he's suffering from the debilitating illness known as old age. And since he's a Republican from Mississippi, I'm going to assume he's a piece of shiat and mourn not at all when he finally kicks it. And Mississippi will probably replace him with someone just as bad, if not worse, so fark all of those people, too.

Hey, old white people in the south and midwest and parts of the west: the rest of us would actually be sorry to see you go if you weren't so farking horrible. As it is, now when I contemplate the deaths of the "Baby Boomers," I find myself thinking mostly that they're not dying off fast enough.

(shrug) Sorry, but you wanted this. The way you vote, the appalling pieces of shiat you've lifted to positions of power in this country, you deserve nothing but contempt. It doesn't really matter that it's not all of you, it's enough of you. One day, you will be rightfully irrelevant and mostly forgotten and hopefully the country will be able to shake off the terrible influence you've had. Honestly, your legacy now is mostly willful, gleeful stupidity and racism and every other kind of bigotry. We'll be better off without you.

Maybe you should spend whatever time you have left contemplating that. If you're still capable of any rational thought whatsoever. If not, fark off and die. Preferably sooner rather than later.
 
2017-10-17 12:37:19 PM  
He is... an halibut.
 
2017-10-17 02:39:20 PM  
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2017-10-17 02:43:21 PM  
UTI for a month? lulz
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