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(AZ Family)   You have to ask yourself just exactly where your life started to unravel the day you found yourself getting plastic surgery to look like more like Melania Trump   ( azfamily.com) divider line
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2017-10-13 12:26:11 AM  
Or, you know, when your wife turned into a coont.
 
2017-10-13 12:39:39 AM  
"NOTICE ME, SENPAI!"

 
2017-10-13 04:46:20 AM  
Do they mean current Melania, or happy Melania?

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2017-10-13 06:13:52 AM  
Her complexion is flawless though.  I would sell my soul to have skin that good or to be that handy with makeup.
 
2017-10-13 06:23:21 AM  
But Melania doesn't even look like Melania!
 
2017-10-13 06:32:04 AM  

duppy: Do they mean current Melania, or happy Melania?

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It's telling that current Melania can't seem to fully open her eyes anymore...
 
2017-10-13 06:33:40 AM  

gadian: Her complexion is flawless though.  I would sell my soul to have skin that good or to be that handy with makeup.


Agreed...yet you should see what the makeup tutorial videos on YouTube show.
Pocked or uneven complexions that turn smooth and flawless.

Uh...not that that I watch!
It was for research!!!

/truth is, I have a teenage daughter who, every once in a while decides that the new look is definitely panda
 
2017-10-13 06:34:29 AM  
You know, in a weird way, Trump would probably like to meet these women. I would hope it turns out like this:
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2017-10-13 06:37:16 AM  
The plastic surgeons that engage in beautification are inherently guilty of violating their Hippocratic oath.  Treating someone with gender dysphoria is one thing, there is actual mental distress there.  But the procedures described in this article are unnecessary and done solely for profit and vanity.
 
2017-10-13 06:46:56 AM  
It's funny because so did the drumphs.
 
2017-10-13 06:48:09 AM  
There's no joy in the eyes of the current Melania...
 
2017-10-13 06:48:19 AM  
Making myself look more like Mel would be an improvement. Not one my wife and kids would appreciate but what the hell would they know.
 
2017-10-13 06:49:48 AM  
If you're on a budget, just buy this.

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It's like $12 at Amazon. Just read a few problems, and you'll get that same squinty, "integrate from -infinity to +infinity the function cos(x)e^(-x^2/2)dx" look that Melania has.
 
2017-10-13 06:55:19 AM  
If that ever happens I'll be sure to let y'all know.
 
2017-10-13 07:12:14 AM  
I think you should worry more if you found yourself getting plastic surgery to look like more like Donald Trump.
 
2017-10-13 07:13:43 AM  
It's true my life may have begun to unravel a long time ago, but I'm not getting plastic surgery to look more like Melania, so I guess at least I have that going for me.
 
2017-10-13 07:15:40 AM  
She's one operation away from not being able to open her eyes. Might be better for her that way.
 
2017-10-13 07:44:02 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: If you're on a budget, just buy this.

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It's like $12 at Amazon. Just read a few problems, and you'll get that same squinty, "integrate from -infinity to +infinity the function cos(x)e^(-x^2/2)dx" look that Melania has.


On the other hand, you also have that look you get from Donald Drumpf, when he applies that extra level of brain power into solving the really tough problems...

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2017-10-13 07:45:44 AM  

I'm no expert but...: duppy: Do they mean current Melania, or happy Melania?

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It's telling that current Melania can't seem to fully open her eyes anymore...


Think about it, would you want to if you were her?  she just keeps her eyes shut and hopes it is over soon.  She may be the person in this country that hopes something tragic happens to Donald the most.
 
2017-10-13 07:51:20 AM  
Koldbern:
On the other hand, you also have that look you get from Donald Drumpf, when he applies that extra level of brain power into solving the really tough problems...

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I don't know if that's an error or not, but it still works. Possibly even better than the image you wanted, so I smarted it.
 
2017-10-13 07:58:39 AM  
There's a fine line between "ageless" and "hmm... OK, I think this one's a real human. Am I right?"
 
2017-10-13 08:11:25 AM  
Pelosi, Wasserman-Shultz, Mikulski, Waters, Clinton........One could be forgiven for thinking that Dems fear women who possess both brains and beauty.

/Serious question
//Why is it that ALL women on the left have crazy eyes?
///I mean, ALL of them, every dang one
 
2017-10-13 08:14:28 AM  
You mean like Bruce Jenner?
Because she is precisely what Jennet was striving for.
 
2017-10-13 08:22:25 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: Pelosi, Wasserman-Shultz, Mikulski, Waters, Clinton........One could be forgiven for thinking that Dems fear women who possess both brains and beauty.

/Serious question
//Why is it that ALL women on the left have crazy eyes?
///I mean, ALL of them, every dang one


Because that's what seeing Harvey Weinstein's penis does to you?
 
2017-10-13 09:41:25 AM  
I get it.  A lot of people don't like Trump.  A lot of people *hate* Trump.  But are we really going to act surprised that women want to look more like Melania Trump?

Melania started modelling at the age of five.  At eighteen she was signed with a modeling agency in Milan, Italy.  And remember she grew up poor in Yugoslavia.  And she made it as a model in Milan Italy by the time she was 18.  She worked in Paris, Milian and New York.  She's been in Vogue, Vanity Fair, New York Magazine, and the infamous Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

And she married an unbelievably rich and powerful man.  Regardless of how much you hate Donald Trump, he is objectively more rich and more powerful than just about everyone else on the planet.  And she is now the First Lady of the United States.  She approaching 50 years of age, has had a child and looks better than most 25 year old women I see on my daily commute.  Admittedly, with our serious obesity problem, just not being overweight gives her a huge step up, but still.

She has, quite literally, lived the fantasy life countless women wish they could of had.  Hell, countless men wish they could have had it too - minus the marrying a rich dude.
 
2017-10-13 09:47:53 AM  
It would be more shocking if women were getting plastic surgery to look like Barbara Bush.
 
2017-10-13 09:54:56 AM  
She's probably torn between her innate, insatiable desire to fellate wealthy men, and the crushing reality that she is married to Donald Trump.
 
2017-10-13 09:58:34 AM  
It's pretty clear an obvious that this sort of self mutilation is a sign of mental illness.  It should not be encouraged.  In a very real sense, it shouldn't be legal either.  As such, the doctors that preform unnecessary surgeries like this should be held criminally accountable.

I'm among the most liberal people around here, and that's what I have to say about it.  Self mutilation should not be allowed.
 
2017-10-13 10:13:22 AM  
 
2017-10-13 11:16:46 AM  
This article, again? So soon?
I guess the lefties of Fark can't get enough women bashing.
 
2017-10-13 11:41:50 AM  
Seems kinda silly to chase specific types of beauty when public perception swings so wildly.

/says man with Toad the Wet Sprocket tattoo.
 
2017-10-13 12:13:50 PM  
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It could be worse. Hillary could have won.
 
2017-10-13 12:48:19 PM  

duppy: Do they mean current Melania, or happy Melania?

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Quite unhappy...she looks as if a house is about to fall on her
 
2017-10-13 01:12:58 PM  
Not impressed.

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2017-10-13 02:40:19 PM  
Should we assume that at least some significant percentage of them are porn stars (or wannabees)?
 
2017-10-13 02:50:57 PM  
If  you want plastic surgery to look like Melania, does it also mean  you want a big pile of man dough like Trump on top of you?
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