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(Toronto Sun)   Police on the lookout for double entendre   ( torontosun.com) divider line
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2017-10-12 08:50:52 AM  
So he was not just happy to see them?
 
2017-10-12 10:19:09 AM  
Pianist.
 
2017-10-12 10:31:25 AM  
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2017-10-12 10:37:04 AM  
Busted.

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2017-10-12 10:47:52 AM  
Hoping for Pants Full of Macaroni to post...
 
2017-10-12 12:43:05 PM  
Was it Robin Hood, or just one of his merry men?
 
2017-10-12 01:12:02 PM  
Boo!
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2017-10-12 01:12:43 PM  
They have an APB on him?  I mean, how much meat could he have stolen?  Even if he'd tucked two fully beef loins in there, that's $200.
 
2017-10-12 01:13:22 PM  

garandman1a: Was it Robin Hood, or just one of his merry men?


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2017-10-12 01:15:17 PM  
Well at least he wasn't stealing trouser trout. That's tons more expensive than meat.
 
2017-10-12 01:19:42 PM  
Welp, you got me. I guess I might as well "unload the merchandise"
 
2017-10-12 01:20:20 PM  
Oh, look at you Google Ad Services, being all cheeky and stuff.

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2017-10-12 01:30:49 PM  
Ah, The Sun. I wonder if it still features a collection of hard-bitten "Sunshine Girls?"

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
 
2017-10-12 01:34:09 PM  
The man then left without paying for the meat in his pants.

No need to pay for my meat.  It's so small it could be given away as a free sample.
 
2017-10-12 01:39:33 PM  
Chest high fishing waders certainly raises the shoplifting bar.  Excellent sartorial choice Mr. Burger Von  Burlger!
 
2017-10-12 01:40:05 PM  
Big dummy,  they were giving away one-eyed trouser snake on aisle 4
 
2017-10-12 01:40:32 PM  
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2017-10-12 01:43:59 PM  
Hmmm... when I clicked the link I got "ISIS sex slaves, you wouldn't imagine what they made us do" and didn't get the joke.
 
2017-10-12 01:44:37 PM  
Leon Phelps - Meat Burglar
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2017-10-12 01:45:11 PM  
TFA writer is a cunning linguist.
 
2017-10-12 01:45:59 PM  
The man then left without paying for the meat in his pants.

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2017-10-12 01:47:27 PM  
 
2017-10-12 01:54:37 PM  
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DROP THE MEATBALL GLADYS, WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!
 
2017-10-12 01:55:24 PM  
Single Entendre - Here Come the Mummies
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2017-10-12 02:06:39 PM  
Never commit a crime that the police can not pronounce.

They'll bump you up to the next highest crime.
 
2017-10-12 02:08:54 PM  
I'm right here for god's sake!
 
2017-10-12 02:16:53 PM  

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Yeah, some piece of code on that site totally broke my browser.
 
2017-10-12 02:28:54 PM  

dyfsunctional: RJReves: Boo!
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Yeah, some piece of code on that site totally broke my browser.


Then I am glad it just shooed me away.
 
2017-10-12 03:05:54 PM  
Came for the Animaniacs reference. Leaving disappointed. But man googling images for 'Baloney in our Slacks' sure brings up some interesting images.
 
2017-10-12 03:23:55 PM  
Ooo....That's gonna be hard.
 
2017-10-12 03:27:14 PM  
Pretty Young Thing walks into a bar and asks the bartender for an entendre.
"Hold on," she says, "make that a double."
So he gave her one.
 
2017-10-12 03:31:16 PM  
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2017-10-12 04:07:38 PM  

MattyBlast: The man then left without paying for the meat in his pants.

No need to pay for my meat.  It's so small it could be given away as a free sample.


That's why I don't stand still near delis and butchers.
 
2017-10-12 05:31:22 PM  

gopher321: Hoping for Pants Full of Macaroni to post...


SAID NO ONE EVER.
 
2017-10-12 05:38:10 PM  
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2017-10-12 10:42:12 PM  
Double entendres are a triple threat. Give 'em what for and don't count the pentecost!
 
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