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(Golf.com)   President Trump shoots an amazing 73. Doesn't say if that's on the front or back nine   ( golf.com) divider line
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2017-10-11 06:04:20 PM  
73 my ass.. If he did, it's because he plays like this:

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2017-10-11 06:19:25 PM  
We already knew Graham was a good liar. I wonder what he got in exchange for this tall tale?
 
2017-10-11 06:48:26 PM  

xraygun: We already knew Graham was a good liar. I wonder what he got in exchange for this tall tale?


A Filipino rentboy and 30 minutes of secret service protection.
 
2017-10-11 07:40:38 PM  
I can't help but wonder how many of those shots were from the waist-high super rough.
 
2017-10-11 07:48:10 PM  
People.  You're talking about shooting people, right?
 
2017-10-11 07:51:16 PM  
GIS for "Trump's caddy":
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2017-10-11 08:10:53 PM  
I thought he wasn't going to play that much golf.

Maybe he can tee it up with Kim Jong and go mano a mano.
 
2017-10-11 08:26:56 PM  

dv-ous: xraygun: We already knew Graham was a good liar. I wonder what he got in exchange for this tall tale?

A Filipino rentboy and 30 minutes of secret service protection.


Filipino...yeah, right, with this administration's record of anti-immigration?  Just be lucky it's a rent boy, COMRADE.
 
2017-10-11 08:27:54 PM  

rjakobi: dv-ous: xraygun: We already knew Graham was a good liar. I wonder what he got in exchange for this tall tale?

A Filipino rentboy and 30 minutes of secret service protection.

Filipino...yeah, right, with this administration's record of anti-immigration?  Just be lucky it's a rent boy, COMRADE.


The only moral abortion immigrant is my abortion immigrant.
 
2017-10-11 08:33:47 PM  
fark trump with a rusty sand wedge

/and as already mentioned, 73....yeah right.
//winter rules indeed
 
2017-10-11 08:35:55 PM  
Bull farking crap. The Secret Service was probably tossing the ball out of the rough and onto the green so Trump could say he 'only took one stroke'.

The only part if this story I believe is this:

Graham said, "He's (Trump) better at receiving than giving."
 
2017-10-11 08:36:41 PM  
This just gets better and better. I'm surprised he didn't get a hole-in-one every time. His little rocket buddy did.
 
2017-10-11 08:37:40 PM  
A few months back there were a bunch of news articles about how Trump is notorious for Cheating in golf. I don't believe this.

/really seems like the daily mail should have been there for this one.
 
2017-10-11 08:37:46 PM  
73? 

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2017-10-11 08:41:05 PM  
fark you Mr president
 
2017-10-11 08:42:07 PM  
More believable than Kim Jong Il, but still a lie.
 
2017-10-11 08:53:30 PM  
Probably couldn't bring himself to submit himself to failure at the feet of ethnic imagery.

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2017-10-11 08:54:56 PM  
Um. Is that good?

Well then all is forgiven. He's the greatest President in our nation's history.
 
2017-10-11 08:55:31 PM  
That was the first hole. The second hole he shot a 68.
 
2017-10-11 08:57:54 PM  
Asked if the president took any mulligans, Graham said, "Not one mulligan. Not one."

Not one. Thirty Five.
 
2017-10-11 09:00:58 PM  
So, "golf score" is where we draw the line and start believing something he says? Really?
 
2017-10-11 09:04:58 PM  

Hack Patooey: Asked if the president took any mulligans, Graham said, "Not one mulligan. Not one."

Not one. Thirty Five.


Let's be fair, Really, any number from 2 on up is "not one." Plus, do they count as mulligans if his detail is telling him the ball landed where it "landed?"
 
2017-10-11 09:17:27 PM  
oh. So he did take the IQ test.
 
2017-10-11 09:20:11 PM  

markie_farkie: 73 my ass.. If he did, it's because he plays like this:

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I envision it's less that and more the beginning of this:

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2017-10-11 09:24:16 PM  
I think it's nice that we have a president who is physically fit.

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2017-10-11 09:28:04 PM  

phishrace: I think it's nice that we have a president who is physically fit.

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He is the healthiest president ever. His doctor said so.
 
2017-10-11 09:29:56 PM  

ChrisDe: So, "golf score" is where we draw the line and start believing something he says? Really?


I'll give him his golf game.  I will believe he is good at it.

It's all he really has and does.  It would be super sad if he was bad at it.  So I'll buy that he has a decent golf game.

/People do the things they are good at and which makes them happiest.
//Trump golfs.
///Constantly.
 
2017-10-11 09:31:35 PM  

phishrace: I think it's nice that we have a president who is physically fit.

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2017-10-11 09:32:06 PM  
He should, considering how much time he spends on the course.
 
2017-10-11 09:41:09 PM  

AirGee: ChrisDe: So, "golf score" is where we draw the line and start believing something he says? Really?

I'll give him his golf game.  I will believe he is good at it.

It's all he really has and does.  It would be super sad if he was bad at it.  So I'll buy that he has a decent golf game.

/People do the things they are good at and which makes them happiest.
//Trump golfs.
///Constantly.


He reportedly is pretty good golfer, but he's Donald Trump so he still cheats anyway. Takes more Mulligans than an Irish whore.
 
2017-10-11 09:44:42 PM  

BATMANATEE: AirGee: ChrisDe: So, "golf score" is where we draw the line and start believing something he says? Really?

I'll give him his golf game.  I will believe he is good at it.

It's all he really has and does.  It would be super sad if he was bad at it.  So I'll buy that he has a decent golf game.

/People do the things they are good at and which makes them happiest.
//Trump golfs.
///Constantly.

He reportedly is pretty good golfer, but he's Donald Trump so he still cheats anyway. Takes more Mulligans than an Irish whore.


Another Farker recounted a story about his dad being a member at one of Trump's clubs and nobody would play with D2S.  Apparently that's the hint that a golfer cheats.
 
2017-10-11 09:48:41 PM  
The North Korean emperor's golf propaganda used to be such a funny joke for us Americans to laugh about.
 
2017-10-11 09:55:14 PM  
Sam Jackson said he cheated at golf. Trump denied it and said he never met Jackson. Anthony Anderson then posted a pic of all three of them golfing together. This was during the campaign, the one where he said his opponents were all liars and cheaters
 
2017-10-11 09:56:14 PM  

AirGee: ChrisDe: So, "golf score" is where we draw the line and start believing something he says? Really?

I'll give him his golf game.  I will believe he is good at it.

It's all he really has and does.  It would be super sad if he was bad at it.  So I'll buy that he has a decent golf game.

/People do the things they are good at and which makes them happiest.
//Trump golfs.
///Constantly.


Trump is, of course, best at a sport that requires no helping of others, lots of pointing out others' mistakes, and no one enforcing rules.
 
2017-10-11 09:57:34 PM  
I'm surprised he knows enough to know that lower is better when it comes to golf scores. I half expect him to say that he scored a perfect 300 at a Putt-Putt.
 
2017-10-11 09:58:26 PM  

phishrace: I think it's nice that we have a president who is physically fit.

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Is that spider going to die from a gas attack?
 
2017-10-11 10:10:47 PM  

phishrace: I think it's nice that we have a president who is physically fit.

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Wow, Melania is an attractive woman who I'm sure could do better.....hey wait a minute, you know something, I'm beginning to think she married him for his money
 
2017-10-11 10:30:49 PM  
Video from the final hole:

CaddyShack - Judge Smails misses putt
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2017-10-11 10:54:32 PM  

xraygun: We already knew Graham was a good liar. I wonder what he got in exchange for this tall tale?


I actually believe him. After all, Trump gets a lot of f*cking practice (on our dime).
 
2017-10-11 11:13:44 PM  
So he finally took that I.Q. test.
 
2017-10-11 11:32:12 PM  
ITT:  See Trump's VPL!

/bleurggh~~!
 
2017-10-11 11:34:36 PM  
I mean seriously. I hate golf but even I wouldn't wish Trump on golf.
 
2017-10-11 11:36:50 PM  

ChrisDe: So, "golf score" is where we draw the line and start believing something he says? Really?


No, no matter what he does, we criticize him.  It seems to be working.  He is almost gone.  Any day now...
 
2017-10-11 11:44:17 PM  
That was on the first hole.
 
2017-10-11 11:51:34 PM  
Trump makes a 73?

Well, he was a fool to take that IQ test, anyway.
 
2017-10-12 12:41:54 AM  

you are a puppet: Sam Jackson said he cheated at golf. Trump denied it and said he never met Jackson. Anthony Anderson then posted a pic of all three of them golfing together. This was during the campaign, the one where he said his opponents were all liars and cheaters


At this point, the Secret Service is helping him out just to get the damn games over probably.

He is apparently an insufferable mouth on the course, mocking all the other players. Having been a caddy one summer, you find you 'help' those foursomes move so no one has to hear the asshat any longer.  Plus their tips were no existent unless you cheated for them.
 
2017-10-12 12:43:12 AM  
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2017-10-12 12:45:47 AM  

IAmRight: Trump is, of course, best at a sport that requires no helping of others, lots of pointing out others' mistakes, and no one enforcing rules.


...and most of it is spent sitting on his fat ass in a golf cart.
 
2017-10-12 12:52:51 AM  
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2017-10-12 06:17:20 AM  
Kim Jong Trump certainly gets enough practice. Not like he has a day job or anything.
 
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