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(SFGate)   Coldplay breaks 10pm concert curfew at Levi Stadium. Locals seem more disturbed that Coldplay has as many wins as 49ers   ( sfgate.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Wednesday night, Clara city officials, President Al Guido, Concert, public safety authorities, British pop phenom, The Stage, Stadium  
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797 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 05 Oct 2017 at 1:50 PM (41 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2017-10-05 01:31:09 PM  
9 votes:
You'd think a band whose number one hit is a song titled "Clocks" would be more punctual
2017-10-05 05:03:42 PM  
1 vote:
Preventing Coldplay from playing and a music ban are two totally different things.

/I'd rather go to jail for shoving a mikestand up Chris Martin's poop chute and twisting it sideways than have to listen to those c*nts for more than one minute, don't mention paying for it.
2017-10-05 02:03:06 PM  
1 vote:
Do concert goers get their blue plate dinner special at 3:30 before heading to the show?  I expect a 10 p.m. curfew at Boca Raton, not San Jose.
2017-10-05 12:04:29 PM  
1 vote:
The fine for breaking the venue curfew of between $75,000 and $100,000 will make the band members, their management, and everyone else think twice about doing it again. That kinda dough scared emo-evil ginger Ed Sheehan away though.

Wait, the fine is between $750 and $1000?

Never mind.

I'm sure some Silicon Valley super fan would have paid that much per song for them to play longer than the 61 minutes they were on stage before the curfew: they started playing at 8:59.
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