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(The Local)   Austrian number two resigns over smears. Opponent promises to wipe   ( thelocal.at) divider line
    More: Sick, Centre-right, Social Democrats, Austrian Social Democrats, Minister Christian Kern, election campaign manager, 31-year-old foreign minister, online media campaign, Sebastian Kurz  
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2017-10-05 11:51:59 AM  
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Number 2 frowns on these shenanigans.
 
2017-10-05 11:56:54 AM  

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Number 2 frowns on these shenanigans.


Neither does he.

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2017-10-05 02:23:57 PM  
That name would have never fit on the ballot anyway.
 
2017-10-05 03:23:22 PM  
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2017-10-05 03:28:06 PM  
That was closer to the actual headline of the article than I was expecting...

"Austrian ruling party's number two resigns over smear campaign"

I chuckled both times, because I'll never be a mature person.
 
2017-10-05 03:30:39 PM  
What did he think this was, an American political contest? Unsubstantiated smear campaigns by proxy might be OK here in the states, but doesn't fly elsewhere.
 
2017-10-05 03:31:47 PM  
Poop thread!!
 
2017-10-05 03:32:40 PM  
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2017-10-05 03:34:18 PM  

Delay: Poop thread!!


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2017-10-05 03:34:23 PM  

uncleacid: That name would have never fit on the ballot anyway.


Niedermuehlbichler?  That's my safeword!
 
2017-10-05 03:35:43 PM  

guestguy: Delay: Poop thread!!

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Nice! Source?
 
2017-10-05 03:37:22 PM  
I like a little schmear from time to time. What's his problem?

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2017-10-05 03:44:32 PM  

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"I need to report a breakdown in Control.  Number Two needs to be replaced.  Yes, this is Number Two..."
 
2017-10-05 03:44:38 PM  

Delay: guestguy: Delay: Poop thread!!

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I believe it's from Me, Myself, and Irene
 
2017-10-05 03:48:04 PM  
Maybe if they didn't have such a checkered history on how they treat the bagel makers...
 
2017-10-05 03:50:45 PM  

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Seriously...  What do you expect of a former penal colony?
 
2017-10-05 03:57:01 PM  
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O HAI GUYZ, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS GERMAN POOP THREAD?
 
2017-10-05 04:02:06 PM  

uncleacid: That name would have never fit on the ballot anyway.


It's not like the ballots are Scantrons.
 
2017-10-05 04:04:09 PM  
That link gave my phone the plague.
 
2017-10-05 04:07:58 PM  
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2017-10-05 04:08:58 PM  

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O HAI GUYZ, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS GERMAN POOP THREAD?


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2017-10-05 04:22:10 PM  
Number two,  because it means pooping!!

/Fart
 
2017-10-05 04:32:37 PM  

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O HAI GUYZ, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS GERMAN POOP THREAD?


I needed to use the mens room in the Frankfurt airport.  I couldn't manage to get through the door.  I had to wait until I boarded the plane.
 
2017-10-05 04:35:40 PM  
Headline of the Year contender!
 
2017-10-05 05:11:44 PM  
Number one, I order you to go take a number two!
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2017-10-05 05:11:49 PM  
Crikey!
 
2017-10-05 05:26:05 PM  
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2017-10-05 05:27:25 PM  

Delay: guestguy: Delay: Poop thread!!

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Brown 25 from Uanus Corp?

Brown 25 (from Uranus)
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Things come out different from Uranus.
 
2017-10-05 05:58:44 PM  
Who does No. 2 work for?!?
 
2017-10-05 06:12:30 PM  
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2017-10-05 06:22:29 PM  
43% of Austrians are out-and-out fascists.

Hitler was a random sample.
 
2017-10-05 06:28:27 PM  
So, it's a little brown down under? DNRTFA
 
2017-10-05 08:40:21 PM  
Damn you Fark!
Read this headline and thought the deputy Prime Minister of Australia had resigned - got really worried for a moment or two.
/you missed an opportunity, subby.
 
2017-10-05 09:46:57 PM  
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2017-10-05 09:48:05 PM  

unchellmatt: I like a little schmear from time to time. What's his problem?

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Dammit!  I really should read the thread before commenting.
 
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