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(Kitsap Sun)   Please note: the police may listen in on your phone calls, especially if you're calling from jail   ( kitsapsun.com) divider line
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2017-10-05 09:11:16 PM  
It seems like this happens a lot.
 
2017-10-06 12:02:16 AM  
That's why you use code words. "Can you get the stuff out my trunk? You know, the STUFF."
 
2017-10-06 12:05:50 AM  
Please note: the police may not listen in on your phone calls, unless you're calling from their phone in jail.
 
2017-10-06 12:07:26 AM  

morg: That's why you use code words. "Can you get the stuff out my trunk? You know, the STUFF."


And never use Pig Latin.  Cops are fluent at birth.
 
2017-10-06 12:12:38 AM  
"the loot is hidden in the field you didn't have time to plow before you broke your leg. Get well soon dad."
 
2017-10-06 12:13:52 AM  

SwiftFox: "the loot is hidden in the field you didn't have time to plow before you broke your leg. Get well soon dad."


*shakes tiny fist*

/I was too slow
 
2017-10-06 12:15:48 AM  
"Please note: the police may listen in on your phone calls, especially if you're calling from jail " I was all set to be outraged until I realized that subby was being /s.
 
2017-10-06 12:21:03 AM  

lack of warmth: Please note: the police may not listen in on your phone calls, unless you're calling from their phone in jail.


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2017-10-06 12:27:32 AM  

setbos: lack of warmth: Please note: the police may not listen in on your phone calls, unless you're calling from their phone in jail.

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If that's your jail phone it's been inside some "place" that makes it distasteful for you to hold up to your ear or mouth.

/just sayin'
 
2017-10-06 12:29:31 AM  
Every breath you take they'll be watching you.
 
2017-10-06 12:39:20 AM  
A friend of mine occasional gets calls from his brother from a cellphone jail.

Ring ring ring ring ring, anal phone.
 
2017-10-06 12:40:09 AM  
Better still: in jails, there's usually a huge sign on the wall above the phones saying just that.
 
2017-10-06 12:47:33 AM  
CSB: A guy I knew in high school is still in prison because he didn't think about this.  He'd originally been facing some years for prescription fraud & distributing controlled substances, but the feds really, REALLY don't like when you try to order a hit on a federal agent and her family to prevent her from testifying.  He basically upped his sentence by an order of magnitude with that brilliant move.

/Yeah, he was always a dumbass
//You know how people who know criminals always talk about how surprised they are?  My only surprise was that it took him a couple years to get caught
 
2017-10-06 12:47:59 AM  
But go ahead and phone agents of a rival foreign power. Then claim unlawful phone tapping.
 
2017-10-06 01:07:23 AM  
Hi Dad - I'm in Jail
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2017-10-06 01:45:19 AM  

Radioactive Ass: setbos: lack of warmth: Please note: the police may not listen in on your phone calls, unless you're calling from their phone in jail.

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If that's your jail phone it's been inside some "place" that makes it distasteful for you to hold up to your ear or mouth.

/just sayin'


Jail is distasteful.

/just sayin'
 
2017-10-06 02:12:32 AM  
so, how could he communicate his secret message? Encryption is useful only if established beforehand.
 
2017-10-06 08:23:35 AM  

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Came to post this.Leaving for JAIL...
 
2017-10-06 09:06:33 AM  

jsmilky: so, how could he communicate his secret message? Encryption is useful only if established beforehand.


Hey son, remember when we were out last Saturday? Yea, that stuff never got put away. Could you take care of that for me? Thanks.
 
2017-10-06 09:44:11 AM  

Radioactive Ass: setbos: lack of warmth: Please note: the police may not listen in on your phone calls, unless you're calling from their phone in jail.

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If that's your jail phone it's been inside some "place" that makes it distasteful for you to hold up to your ear or mouth.

/just sayin'


Pointing out subby's headline suggest they're always listening able to your phone calls, even if you're not in jail.  If subby had said something about being in jail before listening to phone calls, it would've made more sense.  Either way, someone was going to bring up a keistered phone.  They always do, and I don't want to touch it.
 
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