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(Daily Mail)   McDonald's worker arrested for super sizing the Coke   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-10-05 03:11:40 AM  
TFA: Authorities said Guerrero sold eight quantities of the drug to the undercover cop, including $10,900 worth of cocaine in one instance and 100 grams of crack cocaine worth up to $6,520 in another, according to ABC 7 New York.

Why do these articles never tell you if that's a reasonable price for a family on a budget?  As a single white guy I don't need to worry about what dick I'm going to suck to get baby food, but a responsible editor might!  It's really tough to figure out if I should start selling crack when the news doesn't consistently provide the best data.
2017-10-05 03:12:25 AM  
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2017-10-05 07:26:18 AM  
Seems like there is always something freaky at McDonald's.
2017-10-05 07:44:34 AM  
Remember kids, drink your Pepsi and sniff your Coke!
2017-10-05 07:44:58 AM  
I wonder if this has ever worked for anyone? Seems to happen a lot and they get caught. Guess if it was working we would never hear about it.
2017-10-05 07:49:01 AM  
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2017-10-05 07:50:13 AM  
So the rumor is true.  You can get off-the-menu items at McDonald's.
2017-10-05 07:51:45 AM  
Ten Reasons to Eat at McDonalds

1.  Where else can you go to get a mediocre meal for only three times the cost of making it yourself?
2.  It must be good because people insist on going there despite presence of evil clown statue out front.
3.  Meals have been scientifically designed to give you all the nutrition that is in the meals.
4.  Every once in a while you get a craving for a sandwich made with rubber bands soaked in beef bouillon...
5.  Your kids want Happy Meals and you want them to shut up for five minutes.
6.  Chicken McNuggets cheaper than dynamiting a poultry factory and deep frying the result.  And, less noisy...
7.  Because you deserve a break, today... with the definition of "break" to mean "standing in a long line, getting your own damned soda and sitting in a metal chair while eating out of a paper bag"...
8.  Why eat food made by a cook when you can eat food prepared by a disinterested drug addict?
9.  A lot of the Hispanic girls behind the counter are pretty cute.
10.  Every time the price of McDonald's stock drops, they kill one of Mayor McCheese's children...
2017-10-05 07:55:48 AM  
The man just wanted a liter of farkin' cola!
2017-10-05 08:04:51 AM  
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2017-10-05 08:04:52 AM  
It was for a cop, right?

Work here is done, folks. Someone get the lights.
2017-10-05 08:05:42 AM  
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2017-10-05 08:07:34 AM  
So that's why the Hamburglar wanted those burgers so bad.  TBH, it also explains Ronalds complexion.
2017-10-05 08:09:58 AM  
They've really commited to this new healthier menu outlook.
2017-10-05 08:18:34 AM  
I'm lovin' it!

2017-10-05 08:33:19 AM  
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2017-10-05 08:33:50 AM  
To jail with him:

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* Child only shown for display purposes.  Not included with stay in jail.
2017-10-05 08:36:48 AM  
He needed to supplement his coke selling income by working at McDonald's,  what a country
2017-10-05 08:38:30 AM  
It's called soda you morons! And snorting it is punishment itself.
2017-10-05 08:41:45 AM  
I'll have the Really Happy Meal!
2017-10-05 08:44:54 AM  
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2017-10-05 08:45:20 AM  

SirEattonHogg: To jail with him:

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* Child only shown for display purposes.  Not included with stay in jail.

That's one of the early ones before kids started getting their heads stuck in the hat.
2017-10-05 08:46:13 AM  
the soap dispenser, the one place nobody would ever look
2017-10-05 08:51:39 AM  
Yippie, my neighborhood is in the news!

(Reads article)

2017-10-05 08:52:53 AM  
Good thing the worker wasn't Chinese.
2017-10-05 08:53:15 AM  
Its the real thing . . . or is it?
2017-10-05 08:53:37 AM  
At least he wasn't Chinese and playing joke.
2017-10-05 08:55:00 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Good thing the worker wasn't Chinese.

*Shakes tiny angry Internet fist of rage*
2017-10-05 09:05:31 AM  
Should have gone with the large Farva.
2017-10-05 09:06:39 AM  

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2017-10-05 09:08:59 AM  
I wish the McDonald's where I lived sold coke.
2017-10-05 09:21:09 AM  

Tom_Slick: SirEattonHogg: To jail with him:

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* Child only shown for display purposes.  Not included with stay in jail.

That's one of the early ones before kids started getting their heads stuck in the hat.

I figured it was either costs or litigation that resulted in those things disappearing from McDonalds.
2017-10-05 09:50:24 AM  
Dude has the same pose in every picture..even the surveillance video.

He be voguing!
2017-10-05 10:33:48 AM  
At last an explanation for how this advert came to be.

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2017-10-05 10:46:08 AM  
Owner of a McDonald's near me was using the restaurant to launder money.  It was always clean, the staff was always professional and courteous, and the food was always top notch (for a McDonald's).  Then he got busted, and it became an ordinary McDonald's again.  I go there a lot less often now.
2017-10-05 11:52:06 AM  
This is actually a pretty good setup for the consumer. If you get ripped off then you can call in a tip.
In a normal transaction you have almost no leverage.
2017-10-05 12:26:13 PM  
Then there was OJ's "something-something" fried chicken drive through
2017-10-05 01:16:54 PM  
In'nOut's secret menu got nothing on Micky D's!
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