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(New York Daily News)   Tim Murphy (R-PA) is leaving Congress to spend more time with one of his families   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2017-10-04 08:54:27 PM  
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2017-10-04 10:35:30 PM  
Time for a stroll down the Appalachian Trail.
 
2017-10-04 11:39:23 PM  
He's not exactly leaving, he's just not seeking reelection in 2018. Good! A Dem will get that seat.
 
2017-10-05 01:11:20 AM  

Prey4reign: Time for a stroll down the Appalachian Trail.


Is that the new 'euthanism' for forcing your side piece to get an abortion?
 
2017-10-05 01:11:39 AM  

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Actually, no, don't let him off that easy. Make damn sure each and every person who voted for him based on his right-to-life lies knows exactly how easily they were duped. Make them ask themselves if the pro-choice candidates are merely an honest version of the flim-flam man they elected. Make that butthurt sting till they rub a whole bunch of dirt in it.

/liars and fools deserve no quarter till they've made mea culpa
 
2017-10-05 01:12:11 AM  

lindalouwho: He's not exactly leaving, he's just not seeking reelection in 2018. Good! A Dem will get that seat.


Yeah, but he's still a lame dick -- I mean, duck.
 
2017-10-05 01:14:22 AM  

lindalouwho: He's not exactly leaving, he's just not seeking reelection in 2018. Good! A Dem will get that seat.


Why would you assume that? I fully expect an even worse republican to fill his seat.
 
2017-10-05 01:16:17 AM  

fragMasterFlash: FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 300x170]

Actually, no, don't let him off that easy. Make damn sure each and every person who voted for him based on his right-to-life lies knows exactly how easily they were duped. Make them ask themselves if the pro-choice candidates are merely an honest version of the flim-flam man they elected. Make that butthurt sting till they rub a whole bunch of dirt in it.

/liars and fools deserve no quarter till they've made mea culpa


The only way for his voters to redeem themselves is for one of them to get him pregnant.
 
2017-10-05 01:18:03 AM  
When's PA's next gubernatorial race?

I'm sure the babby jesus in his head will forgive him in plenty of time for him to run.
 
2017-10-05 01:18:55 AM  
"I want to spend more time with my children. Well no obviously not that one."
 
2017-10-05 01:22:22 AM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: fragMasterFlash: FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 300x170]

Actually, no, don't let him off that easy. Make damn sure each and every person who voted for him based on his right-to-life lies knows exactly how easily they were duped. Make them ask themselves if the pro-choice candidates are merely an honest version of the flim-flam man they elected. Make that butthurt sting till they rub a whole bunch of dirt in it.

/liars and fools deserve no quarter till they've made mea culpa

The only way for his voters to redeem themselves is for one of them to get him pregnant.


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2017-10-05 01:29:42 AM  
Ladies & gentlemen, I give you the Party of Family Values and its self-declared monopoly on morality.

/vomit
 
2017-10-05 01:31:14 AM  

PlaidJaguar: When's PA's next gubernatorial race?

I'm sure the babby jesus in his head will forgive him in plenty of time for him to run.


I actually kind of like Wolf, besides sharing a similar last name, so I'm really a fan
 
2017-10-05 01:33:53 AM  
Got it all together don't you baby?

Cheri " Murphy's Law " ( Version Disco )
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2017-10-05 01:35:41 AM  

fragMasterFlash: FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 300x170]

Actually, no, don't let him off that easy. Make damn sure each and every person who voted for him based on his right-to-life lies knows exactly how easily they were duped. Make them ask themselves if the pro-choice candidates are merely an honest version of the flim-flam man they elected. Make that butthurt sting till they rub a whole bunch of dirt in it.

/liars and fools deserve no quarter till they've made mea culpa


They don't care.  Most of them would tell you it's his privilege to get an abortion--they do it all the time.
 
2017-10-05 01:36:05 AM  

lindalouwho: He's not exactly leaving, he's just not seeking reelection in 2018. Good! A Dem will get that seat.


Assuming they don't go full Martha Coakley, but it's very likely that they will.
 
2017-10-05 01:39:56 AM  

Smoking GNU: lindalouwho: He's not exactly leaving, he's just not seeking reelection in 2018. Good! A Dem will get that seat.

Why would you assume that? I fully expect an even worse republican to fill his seat.


PVI R+11; Murphy used to win by 20 points
 
2017-10-05 01:40:40 AM  
Rep. Tim Murphy said in a statement that he wants to take time off "to seek help as my family and I continue to work through our personal difficulties."

Yes, "our" personal difficulties.
 
2017-10-05 01:41:18 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: lindalouwho: He's not exactly leaving, he's just not seeking reelection in 2018. Good! A Dem will get that seat.

Assuming they don't go full Martha Coakley, but it's very likely that they will.


Yeah, god forbid the voters think about the consequences of their actions or governance in the context of anything larger than one specific candidate in one specific race
 
2017-10-05 01:48:24 AM  

sirrerun: Prey4reign: Time for a stroll down the Appalachian Trail.

Is that the new 'euthanism' for forcing your side piece to get an abortion?


Honey, the condom broke last night, it looks like we might be taking a trip down the ol' Appalachian Trail.
 
2017-10-05 01:49:46 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: lindalouwho: He's not exactly leaving, he's just not seeking reelection in 2018. Good! A Dem will get that seat.

Assuming they don't go full Martha Coakley, but it's very likely that they will.


I don't know. Leave it to Democrats to find some way to grab defeat from the jaws of victory.
 
2017-10-05 01:54:00 AM  
who cares?  This prick just needs to lay low for a few years, then run for office in a baboon-ass red state. All he'll need to say is that he is definitely committed to stopping other people from having abortions, and he'll win in a landslide.
 
2017-10-05 01:54:43 AM  

qorkfiend: Smoking GNU: lindalouwho: He's not exactly leaving, he's just not seeking reelection in 2018. Good! A Dem will get that seat.

Why would you assume that? I fully expect an even worse republican to fill his seat.

PVI R+11; Murphy used to win by 20 points


Is that in the Pittsburg/Philly area, or Pensyltucky? Because I have been assured by multiple sources that the space between PA's two cities is a blasted wasteland barren of IQ.
 
2017-10-05 02:02:10 AM  

Lackofname: qorkfiend: Smoking GNU: lindalouwho: He's not exactly leaving, he's just not seeking reelection in 2018. Good! A Dem will get that seat.

Why would you assume that? I fully expect an even worse republican to fill his seat.

PVI R+11; Murphy used to win by 20 points

Is that in the Pittsburg/Philly area, or Pensyltucky? Because I have been assured by multiple sources that the space between PA's two cities is a blasted wasteland barren of IQ.


It's partly Pittsburgh, mostly south and east of Pittsburgh. According to Wiki, supposedly there are 70,000 more registered Ds than Rs but the district ultimately trends R anyways.

It depends on how much faith is lost between the voters and the Rs between now and Nov 2018.
 
2017-10-05 02:17:44 AM  

SoupGuru: Rep. Tim Murphy said in a statement that he wants to take time off "to seek help as my family and I continue to work through our personal difficulties."

Yes, "our" personal difficulties.


I think it's fair to say that everyone involved has difficulties with a certain person.
 
2017-10-05 02:28:54 AM  
fark this hypocritical asshole. Worthless sons-of-biatches like this scum-sucking shiatbag belong in the stocks, being pelted with maggot-infested, purifying fruit.
 
2017-10-05 02:32:47 AM  
If there was a D next to his name the GOP would have already demanded he be censured and his seat left vacant until the next election.
 
2017-10-05 02:38:27 AM  
I'm surprised. I doubt very much this would affect his reelection chances. Conservative voters simply don't care about hypocrisy or ethics of their elected officials. The district has more D's than R's, but I bet a bunch of those D's are people like my aunt, who despise Democrats (especially post-Obama), but never got around to changing their affiliation.
 
2017-10-05 02:40:53 AM  
 Good, one less family values asshole in Congress.
 
2017-10-05 03:00:20 AM  
Is anyone suprised? They're all like this. No abortions for you, but *I* really need one because in my case it's different. MY life is important and can't be ruined by this inconvenience, unlike the lives of everyone else. I have important things I need to do, unlike the rest of you peons, I NEED to be respected, it's different for me. I'm so important lifting myself up is for the greater good. My image needs to be maintained at all costs.
 
2017-10-05 03:09:39 AM  

Smoking GNU: lindalouwho: He's not exactly leaving, he's just not seeking reelection in 2018. Good! A Dem will get that seat.

Why would you assume that? I fully expect an even worse republican to fill his seat.


What do you mean? Two mistresses?
 
2017-10-05 03:23:03 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Make damn sure each and every person who voted for him based on his right-to-life lies knows exactly how easily they were duped. Make them ask themselves if the pro-choice candidates are merely an honest version of the flim-flam man they elected. Make that butthurt sting till they rub a whole bunch of dirt in it.


I heard recently that you can place ads on something called the "Face Book" that will target specific areas and even specific demographic groups within those areas - at least in Wisconsin and Michigan. I'm not sure if the "Face Book" works in Pennsylvania.
 
2017-10-05 03:26:07 AM  

lindalouwho: He's not exactly leaving, he's just not seeking reelection in 2018. Good! A Dem will get that seat.


He doesn't have any place to sleep outside of D.C. anymore.
 
2017-10-05 03:36:12 AM  

joepennerlives: lindalouwho: He's not exactly leaving, he's just not seeking reelection in 2018. Good! A Dem will get that seat.

Yeah, but he's still a lame dick -- I mean, duck.


Apparently not too lame, since he knocked up his mistress.
 
2017-10-05 04:35:41 AM  

SoupGuru: Rep. Tim Murphy said in a statement that he wants to take time off "to seek help as my family and I continue to work through our personal difficulties."

Yes, "our" personal difficulties.


Well let's be fair, the rest of his family IS going through personal difficulties too. Those difficulties are 100% his fault, but the statement is technically correct.

Which in this case is not only not the best kind of correct, but makes him look like an even more unbelievable piece of shiat.

/Sorry, not this time Bureaucrat #1...
 
2017-10-05 04:38:01 AM  

Flappyhead: If there was a D next to his name the GOP would have already demanded he be censured and his seat left vacant until the next election.


I read 'censured' as 'castrated' at first, and it fit.
 
2017-10-05 05:32:29 AM  
So many values that they cannot be contained by just one family.
 
2017-10-05 05:55:36 AM  

joepennerlives: lindalouwho: He's not exactly leaving, he's just not seeking reelection in 2018. Good! A Dem will get that seat.

Yeah, but he's still a lame dick -- I mean, duck.


Sounds like his dick works just fine.
 
2017-10-05 06:05:19 AM  

GypsyJoker: fark this hypocritical asshole. Worthless sons-of-biatches like this scum-sucking shiatbag belong in the stocks, being pelted with maggot-infested, purifying fruit.


Entertainingly apposite malapropism.

/You probably meant "putrefying"
 
2017-10-05 07:06:00 AM  

Smoking GNU: lindalouwho: He's not exactly leaving, he's just not seeking reelection in 2018. Good! A Dem will get that seat.

Why would you assume that? I fully expect an even worse republican to fill his seat.


Yep..."That last guy was a Dem in Republican clothing...I'M pro-life.  Trust me."

/fool them 38 times in a row, shame on them
 
2017-10-05 07:20:53 AM  
Does anyone know what week his mistress was in?
 
2017-10-05 07:47:59 AM  

EmmaLou: joepennerlives: lindalouwho: He's not exactly leaving, he's just not seeking reelection in 2018. Good! A Dem will get that seat.

Yeah, but he's still a lame dick -- I mean, duck.

Apparently not too lame, since he knocked up his mistress.


Did he? I understood this was over a pregnancy scare.

Which makes it all the more stupid. Both of them. Dumb as dirt.
 
2017-10-05 07:51:00 AM  

Lackofname: qorkfiend: Smoking GNU: lindalouwho: He's not exactly leaving, he's just not seeking reelection in 2018. Good! A Dem will get that seat.

Why would you assume that? I fully expect an even worse republican to fill his seat.

PVI R+11; Murphy used to win by 20 points

Is that in the Pittsburg/Philly area, or Pensyltucky? Because I have been assured by multiple sources that the space between PA's two cities is a blasted wasteland barren of IQ.


Yes it is. I'm now in that "Blasted Wasteland" and the stupid is stunning. Though, Philly when I lived there, could also be equally witless. Here? A gay couple was refused service when they wanted to buy a wedding dress at a local store. A local radio station owner's kid was at Charlottesville and posted pro-Nazi sentiments on line. Confederate flags flown all the time.
  I HATE shiat bags like this guy-"do as I say, not as I do" sanctimonious pricks. Keep abortion legal. OK-get rid of it? FREE birth control-no questions asked, over the counter birth control, and lots of women's wellness clinics, and free child care. If these knuckle dragging "pro-lifers" loves the babies, then they'd better help take care of each and every one of them-cradle to grave-without protest. "Every life is precious" okey dokey, then pay up, take care of those "precious lives" you pro-lifer.
 
2017-10-05 07:51:44 AM  
Wait, wait, don't spoil it for me - his wife is standing by him?
 
2017-10-05 07:53:52 AM  

GypsyJoker: fark this hypocritical asshole. Worthless sons-of-biatches like this scum-sucking shiatbag belong in the stocks, being pelted with maggot-infested, purifying fruit.


The hypocrite must be PURIFIED!

TO THE FRUIT!!
 
2017-10-05 07:54:50 AM  
This little drama reminded.me of that episode of Always Sonny with the abortion protestors.

It was less sad on a TV series.
 
2017-10-05 07:57:22 AM  

winedrinkingman: Does anyone know what week his mistress was in?


0, as it turned out.
 
2017-10-05 08:00:28 AM  
 
2017-10-05 08:02:22 AM  

NathanAllen: This little drama reminded.me of that episode of Always Sonny with the

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It was less sad on a TV series.

 
2017-10-05 08:03:00 AM  

NathanAllen: This little drama reminded.me of that episode of Always Sonny with the abortion protestors.

It was less sad on a TV series.


I was thinking the same thing. Specifically when the woman tells Mac that she is pregnant.
 
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