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(CNN)   Babysitting a 300 lb toddler possibly starting to wear on the grownups in Washington   ( cnn.com) divider line
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2017-10-04 06:14:29 PM  
I think he tops at about 245
 
2017-10-04 06:26:17 PM  

feckingmorons: I think he tops at about 245


At 6'2" 300 makes more sense.

But that's not really the issue here...
 
2017-10-04 06:37:03 PM  
 If you include the weight of his full diaper, it rounds up to 300.
 
2017-10-04 06:47:09 PM  
What grownups?
 
2017-10-04 07:13:00 PM  

feckingmorons: I think he tops at about 245


He has 50 pounds of chins alone.  There is no way that blob is under 250.
 
2017-10-04 07:13:12 PM  
In that light Tillerson looks less like a gormless bootlicking stooge and more like an American who is willing to sacrifice his dignity to keep our nation safe from an internal threat.
 
2017-10-04 07:17:08 PM  
Ugh ... Chris Cilliza. What a tool.

Also, nobody should be surprised at what was said and who said it.
 
2017-10-04 07:22:57 PM  
what must the rest of Republicans in the Senate and House think of their President? And when will they speak out?

The same and never.
 
2017-10-04 07:23:23 PM  
Someone has to go weigh him. For science.
 
2017-10-04 07:28:40 PM  
It's not like Tillerson is doing much to help build up the State Dept, either. He doesn't get a pass just for keeping the monster at bay.
 
2017-10-04 07:28:53 PM  
Don't forget the erectile dysfunction. Perpetually horny and never able to do something about it (without blocking out 4 hours of schedule time) has gotta suck to be around when a) he's the boss and b) he has the temperament of a 5 year old.
 
2017-10-04 07:32:30 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Don't forget the erectile dysfunction. Perpetually horny and never able to do something about it (without blocking out 4 hours of schedule time) has gotta suck to be around when a) he's the boss and b) he has the temperament of a 5 year old.


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2017-10-04 07:33:06 PM  

feckingmorons: I think he tops at about 245


NFW. He's what, 6'2" or something? I agree that he probably doesn't weigh 300, but I'm pretty sure he goes at least 275.
 
2017-10-04 07:41:51 PM  
What's the big deal about Tillerson anyhow?  He came to the job with no experience other than being CEO of a transnational corporation and has done exactly squat to maintain the department, much less improve it.  The indispensable cabinet officer is General Mattis who, I'm convinced, is the one person standing between Trump and his getting to "try out" one or more of those nifty little nuclear bombs we put in his control.
 
2017-10-04 07:44:20 PM  

Cyberluddite: feckingmorons: I think he tops at about 245

NFW. He's what, 6'2" or something? I agree that he probably doesn't weigh 300, but I'm pretty sure he goes at least 275.


I say 280. I smell a betting pool: ladies and gentlemen, pick your numbers.
 
2017-10-04 08:08:24 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Cyberluddite: feckingmorons: I think he tops at about 245

NFW. He's what, 6'2" or something? I agree that he probably doesn't weigh 300, but I'm pretty sure he goes at least 275.

I say 280. I smell a betting pool: ladies and gentlemen, pick your numbers.


Pfft, like we would ever get the real number out of him. He would just have this guy put him on the scale and have him swear that, as the healthiest person ever elected to the office of president, Trump weighs 175 with 0% body fat:

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But, well, that's just like his opinion, man.
 
2017-10-04 08:50:54 PM  
Asked directly by a reporter whether he was referring to Trump in using the word "chaos," Corker, who announced last month he would retire in 2018, responded: "(Mattis, Kelly and Tillerson) work very well together to make sure the policies we put forth around the world are sound and coherent. There are other people within the administration that don't. I hope they stay because they're valuable to the national security of our nation."

I know they sort of have each others' backs up there. Being a politician isn't always easy, but at this point, why are they treating him like a normal politician. He isn't treating them with that respect. He should have simply said "Yes" and then played word salad of the day.
 
2017-10-04 08:51:25 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Cyberluddite: feckingmorons: I think he tops at about 245

NFW. He's what, 6'2" or something? I agree that he probably doesn't weigh 300, but I'm pretty sure he goes at least 275.

I say 280. I smell a betting pool: ladies and gentlemen, pick your numbers.


He's 275 if he's an ounce.
 
2017-10-04 09:00:08 PM  

feckingmorons: Someone has to go weigh him. For science.


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What weighing Donald Trump for science may look like.
 
2017-10-04 09:19:47 PM  
Dat ass alone is about 80 lbs.
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2017-10-04 09:23:38 PM  
If we all somehow survive all this, regardless of politics, I think we should all chip in and get Kelly, Mattis, and Tillerson some nice gift baskets.
 
2017-10-04 09:25:47 PM  

Kubo: If we all somehow survive all this, regardless of politics, I think we should all chip in and get Kelly, Mattis, and Tillerson some nice gift baskets.


We won't, but they may be the only ones stopping our descent into something far darker. So I agree. Maybe a spa weekend?
 
2017-10-04 09:28:47 PM  
I'm game. Especially if they can pull our souls back from Hell while we are being pulled into the abyss.
 
2017-10-04 09:43:34 PM  

gilgigamesh: In that light Tillerson looks less like a gormless bootlicking stooge and more like an American who is willing to sacrifice his dignity to keep our nation safe from an internal threat.


While simultaneously avoiding doing the right thing.
 
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2017-10-04 09:43:52 PM  

hugram: Dat ass alone is about 80 lbs.
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Cannot unsee.
 
2017-10-04 09:45:55 PM  

IP: hugram: Dat ass alone is about 80 lbs.
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Cannot unsee.


Lotta extra scoops went into that ass.
 
2017-10-04 09:48:59 PM  
Well this is all very comforting. It's one thing when Farkers say it, it's a little different when it's a Republican Senator. If Trump fires any or all of these people who would act to protect that national security that's at risk?
 
2017-10-04 09:51:04 PM  

Cyberluddite: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Cyberluddite: feckingmorons: I think he tops at about 245

NFW. He's what, 6'2" or something? I agree that he probably doesn't weigh 300, but I'm pretty sure he goes at least 275.

I say 280. I smell a betting pool: ladies and gentlemen, pick your numbers.

Pfft, like we would ever get the real number out of him. He would just have this guy put him on the scale and have him swear that, as the healthiest person ever elected to the office of president, Trump weighs 175 with 0% body fat:

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But, well, that's just like his opinion, man.


Needs some fact altering hallucinogenics:

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2017-10-04 09:57:18 PM  
300 pound toddler predicted 60 years ago. That such 300 pound toddler would be, you know, well it's too painful to dignify with saying it.

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2017-10-04 10:05:43 PM  

Kevin72: 300 pound toddler predicted 60 years ago. That such 300 pound toddler would be, you know, well it's too painful to dignify with saying it.

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2017-10-04 10:25:51 PM  

hugram: Dat ass alone is about 80 lbs.
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I hate you.
 
2017-10-04 10:34:00 PM  

hugram: Dat ass alone is about 80 lbs.
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That butt is 20 pounds ago. Yikes.
 
2017-10-04 10:56:59 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Don't forget the erectile dysfunction. Perpetually horny and never able to do something about it (without blocking out 4 hours of schedule time) has gotta suck to be around when a) he's the boss and b) he has the temperament of a 5 year old.


He's equal parts adipose tissue and impotent rage.

153 pounds of each. Book it, 306.
 
2017-10-04 11:11:52 PM  
6' 4", 250# here. Fattest I've been in my life. Usually hover at about 230, but . . . Well no one cares.

Anyways, he is about 6' 2", and I have a mirror, so I can kind of put things in perspective. Ain't no way he's under 275.
 
2017-10-04 11:19:29 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Kubo: If we all somehow survive all this, regardless of politics, I think we should all chip in and get Kelly, Mattis, and Tillerson some nice gift baskets.

We won't, but they may be the only ones stopping our descent into something far darker. So I agree. Maybe a spa weekend?


Don't you see what they've done to us? An oil exec with no experience who has done, what, nothing remarkable as the SoS is worthy of a gift basket because he hasn't pushed on a Koran or something by now? The "responsible" members of this administration do not deserve a gift basket.     I really don't know the answer, but we really can't just start praising people purely because they aren't morans. Someone actually has to do a good job.
 
2017-10-04 11:24:23 PM  
things must be getting pretty bad if a republican had to admit to the truth in public.  they NEVER do that unless their own asses are personally on the line.
 
2017-10-04 11:53:48 PM  
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2017-10-05 12:00:33 AM  
he's definitely pushing maximum density and at his age he's lucky he hasn't had a heart attack or stroke.
 
2017-10-05 12:02:56 AM  

IP: hugram: Dat ass alone is about 80 lbs.
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Cannot unsee.


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2017-10-05 12:05:10 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: It's one thing when Farkers say it, it's a little different when it's a Republican Senator.


Not to Donnie diaper load it's not.
 
2017-10-05 12:08:49 AM  
Only 3.25 years of this assholes. You foisted this farking madness upon the world - I hope you enjoy every minute of it.
 
2017-10-05 12:09:09 AM  
300 lbs? But what about all of that hot air inflating his ego? Shouldn't that keep King Cheetos light in his loafers?
 
2017-10-05 12:09:10 AM  
Said it earlier:

Trump is Azathoth: "... at whose center sprawls the blind idiot god Azathoth, Lord of All Things, encircled by his flopping horde of mindless and amorphous dancers, and lulled by the thin monotonous piping of a demonic flute held in nameless paws".
 
2017-10-05 12:10:22 AM  

Kubo: If we all somehow survive all this, regardless of politics, I think we should all chip in and get Kelly, Mattis, and Tillerson some nice gift baskets.


Collaborators who enable Trump deserve nothing but scorn. There is nothing stopping any of them from turning around tomorrow and telling Congress that they need to impeach Trump for the sake of the country. But they don't, because they're scumbag Republicans who believe that the rich are God's elect and that government exists solely to enable their whims. So they'll keep putting a veneer of respectability on this administration.
 
2017-10-05 12:11:58 AM  

Paduke: Only 3.25 years of this assholes. You foisted this farking madness upon the world - I hope you enjoy every minute of it.


I came here to say this. Those dipsh*ts wanted this. It was hilarious when you thought you were just stigginit to libs and not being party to bringing the whole country down (though I'm sure that some of them think that is hilarious as well).
 
2017-10-05 12:14:17 AM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Cyberluddite: feckingmorons: I think he tops at about 245

NFW. He's what, 6'2" or something? I agree that he probably doesn't weigh 300, but I'm pretty sure he goes at least 275.

I say 280. I smell a betting pool: ladies and gentlemen, pick your numbers.


294
 
2017-10-05 12:14:47 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Well this is all very comforting. It's one thing when Farkers say it, it's a little different when it's a Republican Senator. If Trump fires any or all of these people who would act to protect that national security that's at risk?


we're on our own and have been since that thing got sworn in.  hope for the best,and prepare for the worst.
 
2017-10-05 12:15:42 AM  
His ego weighs at least 160.
 
2017-10-05 12:16:06 AM  

Prey4reign: What's the big deal about Tillerson anyhow?  He came to the job with no experience other than being CEO of a transnational corporation and has done exactly squat to maintain the department, much less improve it.  The indispensable cabinet officer is General Mattis who, I'm convinced, is the one person standing between Trump and his getting to "try out" one or more of those nifty little nuclear bombs we put in his control.


You have to realize of course, that is the way American corporations are.  Cut to the bone, work your employees to death.  He'd fire the older ones if he could, but that would open another can of worms.  I figure that is what his reason is for running understaffed.  It's all they know.
 
2017-10-05 12:20:26 AM  

gilgigamesh: In that light Tillerson looks less like a gormless bootlicking stooge and more like an American who is willing to sacrifice his dignity to keep our nation safe from an internal threat.


Why gutting the State Department? That's hardly helping things.
 
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