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(Phys Org2)   Explosive bursts of methane followed by liquid make Subby question the sanity of a Mars mission   ( phys.org) divider line
    More: Asinine, liquid water, Red Planet, methane burst hypothesis, methane burst scenario, Gale Crater, Hesperian period, million-year Hesperian period, 96-mile-wide Gale Crater  
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2017-10-04 11:31:57 AM  
7 votes:
Hi, guys. I saw the butt signal in the sky & got here as quick as I could. What's up?
2017-10-04 09:28:02 AM  
6 votes:
So Mars sharts, we all do occasionally. No reason not to visit.
2017-10-04 10:22:58 AM  
5 votes:
Sound more like a mission to Uranus, subby.
2017-10-04 09:38:48 AM  
5 votes:
Yesterday was Taco Tuesday
2017-10-04 10:50:19 AM  
3 votes:
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What a Martian might look like?
2017-10-04 10:46:34 AM  
3 votes:
Explosive Bursts of Methane is the name of my southwestern cuisine restaurant in Santa Fe.
2017-10-04 04:11:20 PM  
2 votes:

Mad_Radhu: Sound more like a mission to Uranus, subby.

Just because you want to pull out all the stops on Uranus doesn't mean you can practice on M'arse
2017-10-04 02:49:54 PM  
2 votes:
So he already got his ass to Mars I take it.
2017-10-04 11:15:41 AM  
2 votes:
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2017-10-04 11:01:50 AM  
2 votes:
Nice timing, I haven't pooped in four days so for the first time ever I got some fiber bars and I'm chewing at this very moment as I'm relaxing on my bed.

A few years ago I was over at my father's and munching on snack bars all day. OMG, I didn't realize they were fiber bars and I spent the next farting at work at an unholy pace. I are slows so I didn't put two and two together until the next time I was over there and realized that they must not have been standard snack bar thingies that I'd been munching on. I don't remember my farts being smellier than normal but damn, they just did not stop. I've never seen anything quite like it and it was completely unintentional, thankfully there were no meetings or anything important and everybody was having a ball with it.

You're welcome for the overshare.
2017-10-04 11:00:24 AM  
2 votes:
And that's just your fellow astronauts on the way there.
2017-10-04 04:19:11 PM  
1 vote:

oldfarthenry: Hi, guys. I saw the butt signal in the sky & got here as quick as I could. What's up?

You're just in time shiat's going down
2017-10-04 02:33:38 PM  
1 vote:
I am very successful with the methane followed by liquid technique... I've used this technique on at least 600 first dates. No second dates,  but I'm sure it's just a coincidence😀
2017-10-04 01:22:06 PM  
1 vote:
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2017-10-04 01:14:13 PM  
1 vote:
All potatoes and no soy makes Matt a farty boy.
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2017-10-04 12:29:37 PM  
1 vote:
"So my physicist asked me to leave a semen, stool and urine sample.  I said, gee, Doc, I'm in a real hurry.  Can't I just leave my underwear?!"
2017-10-04 10:22:05 AM  
1 vote:
I think we should send an expert in that field. Oldfarthenry, you up for a mission?
2017-10-04 09:47:57 AM  
1 vote:
There is a taco bell on Mars already?
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