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(CNN)   Then the Trump thought of something he hadn't before / "Maybe assistance," he thought, "doesn't come from a store / Maybe assistance, perhaps, means a little bit more" / But then he thought, "Naaah, talk about me a bit more"   ( cnn.com) divider line
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2017-10-03 07:08:00 PM  
Made me wonder why this did't happen:

Dick Cheney - Go Fuck Yourself
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2017-10-03 07:20:18 PM  

ox45tallboy: Made me wonder why this did't happen:

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I've always loved the reporter who asks, "Are you getting a lot of that, Mr. Vice President?"

I'ts too soon for those folks in Puerto Rico to say that, the way he's farking around with not getting them fed quickly (referring to the food stamps for prepared foods fiasco).
 
2017-10-03 07:20:59 PM  
Now I need to see a gif of Trump with the X Ray from The Grinch who Stole Xmas, except with the heart shrinking 3 sizes instead of growing.
 
2017-10-03 07:21:22 PM  
Oh, and subby, you know that Ilove that headline, right?
 
2017-10-03 07:21:47 PM  

Stile4aly: Now I need to see a gif of Trump with the X Ray from The Grinch who Stole Xmas, except with the heart shrinking 3 sizes instead of growing.


Word.
 
2017-10-03 07:22:21 PM  
President Trump Tosses Paper Towels At Crowds In Puerto Rico To Hurricane Survivors | TIME
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If this doesn't say enough about how desperate these people are, I don't know what will. These people walked in 100 degree-heat and had to sit through an hour-long press conference about how they were ungrateful for all the bigly things he's doing for them, and he treats them like they're kids at a parade begging for candy from the lady on the float.
 
2017-10-03 07:30:39 PM  
Melania looks really orange there.  Has she been dipping into Donald's spray tan stash? or God forbid: letting him touch her?
 
2017-10-03 07:30:51 PM  
Sweet headline.
 
2017-10-03 07:47:14 PM  

ox45tallboy: Made me wonder why this did't happen:

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As evil as Dick Cheney is, at least he was talking about the problem and just ignored the insult.

Trump would have had the secret service track that guy down and bring him back so he could scream profanities at him. That's best case, I wouldn't be surprised if trump told the ss to just shoot the guy.
 
2017-10-03 07:47:46 PM  

ox45tallboy: [YouTube video]

If this doesn't say enough about how desperate these people are, I don't know what will. These people walked in 100 degree-heat and had to sit through an hour-long press conference about how they were ungrateful for all the bigly things he's doing for them, and he treats them like they're kids at a parade begging for candy from the lady on the float.


George Wallace on Twitter today:

"I swear, if that asshole had thrown paper towels at me..."
 
2017-10-03 07:50:07 PM  
TFA is an opinion piece. Which is fine, but a lot of people will interpret it as "news".

That said, Trump can't stop stomping on his dick every time he opens his mouth. So there's that.
 
2017-10-03 07:51:17 PM  
But look at the size of that crowd. Packed house.
 
2017-10-03 07:51:57 PM  

fernt: TFA is an opinion piece. Which is fine, but a lot of people will interpret it as "news".

That said, Trump can't stop stomping on his dick every time he opens his mouth. So there's that.


I don't think Trump's seen his dick in at least a decade.
 
2017-10-03 07:52:06 PM  

ox45tallboy: Made me wonder why this did't happen:

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Not good enough. If we want a Bush era protest, I would be favor of importing the fine tradition of shoe throwing.
 
2017-10-03 07:53:27 PM  
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2017-10-03 07:53:42 PM  
I am guessing here but..
Those people were most likely hand picked, likely staunch Republicans, coached on their behavior.
 
2017-10-03 07:54:59 PM  
Barack Obama needs to come out of his self-imposed seclusion and do a one-man show where he stands in front of a White House podium and recreates all of Trump's most outrageous statements as if he had made them himself. That would fark with the Deplorables' minds but good. They would probably even start truly believing that Obama had said them first.
 
2017-10-03 07:55:31 PM  
Somebody made a point the other day that Nero didn't actually play the lyre when Rome burned. He actually rushed back from his country villa to oversee and command during that catastrophe.

So there you have it. Nero was a bad emperor. Trump is worse than Nero.

/there's plenty of reasons to hate Nero, let's not latch onto myth
 
2017-10-03 07:55:56 PM  
Donnie Death Count was trying to make Maria jealous of Katrina.  You don't try to hit on girls at a funeral.
 
2017-10-03 07:56:50 PM  

Mad_Radhu: [img.fark.net image 425x319]


He's a goddamn retard.
 
2017-10-03 07:58:01 PM  

Texas Gabe: Barack Obama needs to come out of his self-imposed seclusion and do a one-man show where he stands in front of a White House podium and recreates all of Trump's most outrageous statements as if he had made them himself. That would fark with the Deplorables' minds but good. They would probably even start truly believing that Obama had said them first.


You made one mistake. Obama has class and intelligence.
 
2017-10-03 08:00:13 PM  
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Is that a hernia?
 
2017-10-03 08:00:30 PM  
Look at him chuck those paper towels.
He's helping.
Bigly.
 
2017-10-03 08:02:40 PM  

UsikFark: [img.fark.net image 850x480]

Is that a hernia?


Username REALLY checks out.
 
2017-10-03 08:03:20 PM  
Burma Shave
 
2017-10-03 08:03:55 PM  

fernt: TFA is an opinion piece. Which is fine, but a lot of people will interpret it as "news".

That said, Trump can't stop stomping on his dick every time he opens his mouth. So there's that.


Are you still pretending you didn't vote for him?
 
2017-10-03 08:04:02 PM  

casual disregard: Texas Gabe: Barack Obama needs to come out of his self-imposed seclusion and do a one-man show where he stands in front of a White House podium and recreates all of Trump's most outrageous statements as if he had made them himself. That would fark with the Deplorables' minds but good. They would probably even start truly believing that Obama had said them first.

You made one mistake. Obama has class and intelligence.


That would be the point.
 
2017-10-03 08:05:33 PM  

casual disregard: Texas Gabe: Barack Obama needs to come out of his self-imposed seclusion and do a one-man show where he stands in front of a White House podium and recreates all of Trump's most outrageous statements as if he had made them himself. That would fark with the Deplorables' minds but good. They would probably even start truly believing that Obama had said them first.

You made one mistake. Obama has class and intelligence.


Well, he did read one of Donald's when he did Kimmel's "Mean Tweets"
 
2017-10-03 08:06:03 PM  
Right wingers: happy to give all the inbreds in texas all the aid they could ever want while simultaneously pissing and moaning about Puerto Rico because it's full of brown citizens.
 
2017-10-03 08:07:26 PM  
Is there nothing this man can't turn into a mockery and completely embarrass our country?
 
2017-10-03 08:09:14 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: ox45tallboy: Made me wonder why this did't happen:

[YouTube video]

Not good enough. If we want a Bush era protest, I would be favor of importing the fine tradition of shoe throwing.


I like the idea of waiting in the handshake line and then crop dusting him.


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"What smells like my Tweeting room?"

 
2017-10-03 08:10:04 PM  

Pincy: Is there nothing this man can't turn into a mockery and completely embarrass our country?


Shhhh! If anyone answers he'll view it as a challenge!
 
2017-10-03 08:11:10 PM  

Mad_Radhu: [img.fark.net image 425x319]


Jesus H. Christ...
 
2017-10-03 08:11:38 PM  
Has there ever been a better towel shooter/tosser/thrower? I think not.
 
2017-10-03 08:14:15 PM  

neongoats: Right wingers: happy to give all the inbreds in texas all the aid they could ever want while simultaneously pissing and moaning about Puerto Rico because it's full of brown citizens.


RIght wingers are so happy to give them aid they even wanted to give it to churches, including those who couldn't be bothered to open their doors for people losing their homes.
 
2017-10-03 08:14:45 PM  

UsikFark: [img.fark.net image 850x480]

Nah there's a Trump-ball-bulge there in that pic. Left leg.

/congratulations, you have now all observed the presidential crotch

 
2017-10-03 08:15:28 PM  

Commander Lysdexic: Look at him chuck those paper towels.
He's helping.
Bigly.


That'll soak up all that standing water!
 
2017-10-03 08:15:58 PM  
name one other disaster where the budget talk was brought up. Other than "we will do all we can and damn the cost" I mean.
 
2017-10-03 08:17:46 PM  
I was going to search/replace/copy/paste "You're a Mean One Mr. Trump" the other day.  But this shiat just isn't funny anymore.
 
2017-10-03 08:20:37 PM  

Kirablue42: name one other disaster where the budget talk was brought up. Other than "we will do all we can and damn the cost" I mean.


Ted Cruz & co. made a bit of a stand during Sandy, but they were defeated as they should have been.
 
2017-10-03 08:20:50 PM  
You have concrete houses that protected your lives.

Now die slowly from starvation and disease.
 
2017-10-03 08:24:46 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: UsikFark: [img.fark.net image 850x480]

Is that a hernia?

Username REALLY checks out.


Stop checkin' out my username!
 
2017-10-03 08:24:49 PM  

fernt: TFA is an opinion piece. Which is fine, but a lot of people will interpret it as "news".

That said, Trump can't stop stomping on his dick every time he opens his mouth. So there's that.


The first word of the second line in the article was "Analysis."
 
2017-10-03 08:25:06 PM  
Why is the leader of the free world tossing paper towels making a mockery of his own people's suffering? Seriously, I need to know.
 
2017-10-03 08:25:48 PM  
Jesusfark.   I..........i dont what to say anymore....
 
2017-10-03 08:26:15 PM  

Mad_Radhu: [img.fark.net image 425x319]


Is it live or is it SNL?
 
2017-10-03 08:29:12 PM  
It was a crowd of mostly white people, which is Interesting for Puerto Rico, who apparently all had iPhones despite 95% of the island lacking electricity 🤔

And trump did that weird scowl thing he thinks makes him look like a strong leader as he waved flashlights at people and tossed them into the crowd like it was coupons for free Chipotle at a Wizards game.
 
2017-10-03 08:30:47 PM  
Christ, what an... No this doesn't even begin to cover it.
 
2017-10-03 08:32:14 PM  

ommitay: Why is the leader of the free world tossing paper towels making a mockery of his own people's suffering? Seriously, I need to know.


He's the Quicker F*cker Upper.
 
2017-10-03 08:34:41 PM  
Nice headline subby.
 
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