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2017-10-03 04:02:26 PM  
Ummmm OK how does that even happen? Even if "his shorts failed" he had underwear on. Did that explode or something? Also there's no way he didn't notice that. Also:

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2017-10-03 04:39:37 PM  
He did it on purpose. He is a perv.
Takes one to know one.
 
2017-10-03 04:41:40 PM  

Walker: Ummmm OK how does that even happen? Even if "his shorts failed" he had underwear on. Did that explode or something? Also there's no way he didn't notice that. Also:

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Most running shorts don't have underwear, they are almost line a swimsuit with an inner liner for support.    This failure here is why I wear longer running shorts.

/for my mastodonic American peener
 
2017-10-03 04:47:41 PM  
gaaaah!  that looked painful.  i winced.  and how does he not know?  no cool breeze, the "slap-schmack-phlap-shlap-plap-plap-shlap" sound, people pointing at laughing?


i bet he gets disqualified for use of PEDs:   Penis Exposing Display.....
 
2017-10-03 04:48:47 PM  
First of all, that's decidedly NSFW further down with the video.

Secondly, if it was a close race; I could see not thinking about it. But just before the finish line with no one around, you can take a second or two to fix the problem.
 
2017-10-03 05:02:53 PM  
He broke the foreskin-minute mile!
 
2017-10-03 05:07:57 PM  
That happened to me playing coed basketball in the 8th grade. I still cringe thinking about it.
 
2017-10-03 05:34:37 PM  

Walker: he had underwear on.


Do you know for a fact that he was?  He could have been going commando?
 
2017-10-03 05:43:43 PM  
"Is it safe?"
 
2017-10-03 05:48:38 PM  
I've heard of winning by a nose, but...
 
2017-10-03 06:14:39 PM  

ISO15693: That happened to me playing coed basketball in the 8th grade. I still cringe thinking about it.


8th grade seems to be the nexus for this. Mine was playing coed flag football.
 
2017-10-03 06:18:01 PM  
"helicopter....helicopter"
 
2017-10-03 06:42:08 PM  
During our last regular physical before I quit the police business, one of the new Cadets was so focused on passing his run that he didn't stop after having a burrito meltdown. He passed, he took a shower, they sterilized the track.
 
2017-10-03 08:21:26 PM  
FTA: Jozef Urban, 31, was nearing the end of the Kosice Peace Piece Marathon...

FIFY.
 
2017-10-03 08:49:23 PM  
Well that was fun while it lasted
 
2017-10-03 10:30:39 PM  
Better than watching a guy running covered in poop
 
2017-10-03 10:47:47 PM  

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Yessiree, Bob.
 
2017-10-03 10:51:33 PM  

Thosw: ISO15693: That happened to me playing coed basketball in the 8th grade. I still cringe thinking about it.

8th grade seems to be the nexus for this. Mine was playing coed flag football.


That's one way to make sure nobody will want to tackle you.
 
2017-10-03 11:03:13 PM  
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round...
 
2017-10-04 12:02:55 AM  
I bet he had a chafed penis.
 
2017-10-04 12:21:47 AM  

pheelix: I bet he had a chafed penis.


I ran a 5k in a kilt once.

/Once
 
2017-10-04 01:04:24 AM  
Ah, media logic.

"Oh...my.  How embarrassing, LET'S NAME HIM!"
 
2017-10-04 01:10:23 AM  
Funny "Friends" Put The Mouse Back In The House.
Youtube 5M1MFKmjRJI
 
2017-10-04 01:29:17 AM  

The_Sponge: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/5M1MFKmjRJI]


I know that guy, I tell him to put the mouse back in the house almost every time I see him... we are not friends

/he doesn't think I'm funny
//really
 
2017-10-04 02:14:34 AM  

abhorrent1: Better than watching a guy running covered in poop


fetish, etc.
 
2017-10-04 09:11:03 AM  

desertgeek: First of all, that's decidedly NSFW further down with the video.

Secondly, if it was a close race; I could see not thinking about it. But just before the finish line with no one around, you can take a second or two to fix the problem.


Trouble is, in a big race like that, there is never "no one around", especially near the finish line.
 
2017-10-04 11:16:41 AM  
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