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pueblonative
2017-10-02 09:31:04 PM  
Damn, that was my plan.  Now I'm gonna have to go with gladiator games and tossing white collar criminals to the lions.
 
I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-10-02 09:33:12 PM  
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fusillade762 [TotalFark]
2017-10-03 12:02:43 AM  
How much extra to have them buried with me?
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-10-03 12:42:38 AM  
I'm a Zoroastrian.  The strippers coming to my funeral are a whole different breed.
 
Durendal
2017-10-03 12:48:34 AM  
So they want more than one stiff at the funeral?
 
DreamyAltarBoy
2017-10-03 12:56:51 AM  
She told me she was going to dance on my grave.
I told her I would have them put up a pole so she'd feel right at home.
 
cptjeff
2017-10-03 01:09:37 AM  
I want six crapshooters for pallbearers, a chorus girl to sing me a song! Put a jazz band on my hearse wagon, to raise hell as I roll along.
 
bintananth
2017-10-03 03:27:48 AM  
Just what I always wanted.
 
NoahBuddy
2017-10-03 04:01:13 AM  
"Taiwan's funeral strippers could have remained obscure were it not for a man named Marc L Moskowitz.
This US academic, who heads up the anthropology department at the University of South Carolina, spent a total of 11 years living and working in Chinese-speaking Asia."

Ahh, such selfless asceticism, dedicated to the austere life of the true academic!
 
PartTimeBuddha
2017-10-03 04:16:40 AM  

NoahBuddy: "Taiwan's funeral strippers could have remained obscure were it not for a man named Marc L Moskowitz.
This US academic, who heads up the anthropology department at the University of South Carolina, spent a total of 11 years living and working in Chinese-speaking Asia."

Ahh, such selfless asceticism, dedicated to the austere life of the true academic!


An academic's life is very different to that of a square...
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost [TotalFark]
2017-10-03 06:33:21 AM  
Everything you need to know about Taiwan's funeral strippers

She has a penis under that skirt.
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2017-10-03 06:53:47 AM  
A stiff with a stiffy?
 
dragonchild [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-10-03 07:22:03 AM  
They're getting paid and the man they're presumably stripping for is dead.

Kind of the ideal situation for a stripper, as I understand it.
 
rogue49 [BareFark]
2017-10-03 07:22:18 AM  
Y'know what?
I do NOT see anything wrong with this.

It's not like you're going to have to deal with the PC politics, embarrassment or consequences.
And hey, someone may get off.

And so I leave more joy in the world... :)
 
Peter von Nostrand
2017-10-03 07:35:37 AM  
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bintananth
2017-10-03 08:50:13 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Everything you need to know about Taiwan's funeral strippers

She has a penis under that skirt.


That's Thailand.
 
johnny_vegas
2017-10-03 09:01:01 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Everything you need to know about Taiwan's funeral strippers

She has a penis under that skirt.


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Abe Vigoda's Ghost [TotalFark]
2017-10-03 09:15:30 AM  

bintananth: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Everything you need to know about Taiwan's funeral strippers

She has a penis under that skirt.

That's Thailand.


Huh. Well then, I must just had bad luck.
 
ShadowLAnCeR
2017-10-03 11:34:30 AM  

johnny_vegas: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Everything you need to know about Taiwan's funeral strippers

She has a penis under that skirt.

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That's a man, baby.
 
mrsleep [BareFark]
2017-10-03 11:35:42 AM  
Been a couple months, guess it's time for this article again.
 
Mr.Tangent [TotalFark]
2017-10-03 12:57:48 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: bintananth: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Everything you need to know about Taiwan's funeral strippers

She has a penis under that skirt.

That's Thailand.

Huh. Well then, I must just had bad luck.


Is it really bad luck if you get a little something extra?
 
PartTimeBuddha
2017-10-03 05:18:36 PM  

johnny_vegas: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Everything you need to know about Taiwan's funeral strippers

She has a penis under that skirt.

[i.imgur.com image 260x312]


I'll allow it.
 
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