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(Washington Post)   Is your significant other cheating? Listen to them count from one to ten   ( washingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Infidelity, Cheating, voices, voice, female voices, lower-pitched female voices, low female voices, study  
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2017-09-30 04:06:44 PM  
41 votes:
One. Two. Three. I banged your sister. Four. Five. Etc...
2017-09-30 08:31:08 PM  
18 votes:
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Looks like the Distracted Boyfriend meme where the girlfriend doesn't notice.

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2017-09-30 08:25:39 PM  
15 votes:
I can't count to ten and not keep on going to twelve

Sesame Street: 12 And Pinball Animation
Youtube JZshZp-cxKg
2017-10-01 06:03:53 AM  
7 votes:

Harry_Seldon: It's easy to see when your SO is cheating on you. Once they start making a little more effort in their appearance, it's over.


Any sudden change in habits really that they aren't enthusiastic to share with you.  A change in hairstyle and clothing, new hobbies, a sudden desire to work out, and giving a coworker a blowjob can all be bad signs.

You just have to pay attention.
2017-10-01 02:09:39 AM  
6 votes:
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
2017-09-30 04:24:40 PM  
6 votes:
"Had" cheated does not equal "will cheat."

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2017-09-30 11:50:54 PM  
5 votes:
"Hey honey, how many guys have you banged after we got married?"
2017-09-30 10:40:38 PM  
5 votes:
thank god i saw this on fark before my s.o. saw it elsewhere.  now i know how to beat the test!
2017-09-30 07:52:59 PM  
5 votes:
"...and then when I got to 'thou shalt not commit adultery', I remembered where I left my bike!"

...you have to know the joke...
2017-10-01 05:23:48 AM  
4 votes:
It's easy to see when your SO is cheating on you. Once they start making a little more effort in their appearance, it's over.
2017-09-30 06:57:40 PM  
4 votes:
My significant other is not cheating.  Unless you compare the feeding tube to a penis.  Then, yes, she is sucking a cock that is not mine.  However, that's not a metaphor I would make.
2017-09-30 04:38:25 PM  
4 votes:
In a row?
2017-09-30 04:04:26 PM  
4 votes:
A "study" by listening to a person count then guessing if the speakers had "cheated" in their lifetime seems at least as accurate as taro cards or comparison between the speakers weight and a duck.
2017-10-01 06:13:54 AM  
2 votes:

whither_apophis: I can't count to ten and not keep on going to twelve

[_ image _x_]


I can.
Sesame Street: Number 10 song
Youtube DaBYIqMI2uc
2017-10-01 05:03:19 AM  
2 votes:

eurotrader: A "study" by listening to a person count then guessing if the speakers had "cheated" in their lifetime seems at least as accurate as taro cards or comparison between the speakers weight and a duck.


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Perhaps you could build a bridge out of them.
2017-09-30 10:46:13 PM  
2 votes:
did the people counting do it in a sexy voice and keep winking?

did they inexplicably continue all the way to 69?
2017-10-01 05:23:29 PM  
1 vote:

bud jones: thank god i saw this on fark before my s.o. saw it elsewhere.  now i know how to beat the test!


I, II, III, IV, V, VI, ...
2017-10-01 04:09:58 PM  
1 vote:

whither_apophis: I can't count to ten and not keep on going to twelve

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2017-10-01 02:30:58 PM  
1 vote:

Dragonflew: Why listen to them count to ten?  You can get just as accurate information by analysing their handwriting, or learning their astrological sign.


That's ridiculous. You can't get anything from knowing what month someone was born in. You need to go down to the hour, at least.
2017-10-01 06:52:53 AM  
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2017-09-30 08:28:51 PM  
1 vote:
Smell Yo Dick (Official Video)
Youtube ruef7aYCEbc

This is one of those times I REALLY with the video labels worked.  The song is called "Smell Yo Dick", so you can expect NSFW lyrics.
2017-09-30 08:19:53 PM  
1 vote:

Dr.Fey: My significant other is not cheating.  Unless you compare the feeding tube to a penis.  Then, yes, she is sucking a cock that is not mine.  However, that's not a metaphor I would make.


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2017-09-30 07:03:02 PM  
1 vote:
What I care about is this:

Is there a way to scam people....I mean, be paid for doing this?
2017-09-30 06:30:00 PM  
1 vote:
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