Moderator: Geek tab we need your scientific help.
raerae1980: Some days im comfortable with not having kids. Other days i feel regretful. (._. )
daphne: THIS got a green? Mods trying to make us look special ed? WTF? To answer subby's question, babby is fed quite adequately through the umbilical cord, unless it is an undead zom baby and are you watching the Dawn of the Dead remake? Is that it?/cranky
Chris Ween: birdmanesq: Helen Keller's Moaning Hand: birdmanesq: Chiara if she's a girl.And a stripper.That's my daughter's name.You named your daughter Stripper? Man, we have to talk.
IvyLady: Ohmerda..Which loosely translates to "oh sh*t" in Italian....right?
Helen Keller's Moaning Hand: birdmanesq: The Geek Tab?Well, this will dissolve into cunnilingus jokes in under 50 posts.Should it go into Politics then?
raerae1980: Chris Ween: sarahthustra: i have to image i'm delicious.I think I'm marbled or just engorged like veal.Bacon. I bet we taste like bacon.....
Helen Keller's Moaning Hand: no1curr: Babies are barely-sentient parasites who are continually fed and resting quite comfortably (in most circumstances). Birth is basically the landlady evicting a freeloading tenant. On other words, why would they want to ruin such a good thing?Babies constantly eat? I figured they got fed when the woman eats and it just goes down the umbilical cord?
Mr. Fuzzypaws: Is there a sampler?
mitchcumstein1: Can we suggest names?
Mrs.Sharpier: birdmanesq: *schedules vasectomy*We figure this is a souvenir from our Sonoma trip. Where we, haha, incidentally enough, were having a talk about Mr. S scheduling a vasectomy./sobs//pukes
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