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(New York Magazine)   Rick Santorum may seep his way into replacing Tom Price   ( nymag.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Republican Party, broader HHS job, Secretary Tom Price, GOP health-care proposal, health-care policy, relatively contentious confirmation, conservative policy fetishes, HHS secretary  
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2017-09-29 09:27:17 PM  
Replace a piece of shiat with frothy anal leakage..just farking great!
 
2017-09-29 09:46:49 PM  
Ah, fark that.
 
2017-09-29 09:48:21 PM  
Somebody needs to tell trump how big a loser Santorum is by letting him know how bad he lost his senate seat. Also the google thing, but the epic ass-kicking he got makes him a massive loser.
 
2017-09-29 11:05:40 PM  

dr_blasto: Somebody needs to tell trump how big a loser Santorum is by letting him know how bad he lost his senate seat. Also the google thing, but the epic ass-kicking he got makes him a massive loser.


I think Trump is fine being surrounded by idiots and losers.  He gets squirmy when winners and intellectuals are around.
 
2017-09-29 11:46:19 PM  
That would be spectacular.

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2017-09-30 01:11:25 AM  
Santorum isn't a slimy grifter the way Price is but he's a ridiculous ideologue that will do awful things to HHS.

So I bet Trump does pick him.   Jfc, white guys can really fail into some high level positions.

Which reminds me, where tf did Newt go?   For a while there he was in the news being quoted every GD day.
 
2017-09-30 02:08:34 AM  
*sigh*

Stupidity from this administration is like kudzu.
 
2017-09-30 02:10:31 AM  

Soup4Bonnie: Santorum isn't a slimy grifter the way Price is but he's a ridiculous ideologue that will do awful things to HHS.

So I bet Trump does pick him.   Jfc, white guys can really fail into some high level positions.

Which reminds me, where tf did Newt go?   For a while there he was in the news being quoted every GD day.


Like Rudy911, probably under investigation and with a lawyer influential enough to keep him quiet.
 
2017-09-30 02:10:47 AM  
Jesus Farking Gobbledygook Christ NO.
 
2017-09-30 02:17:07 AM  
I did not see that coming.
 
2017-09-30 02:18:17 AM  
Well, I guess the leather on the private jet seats will be easier to clean after Santorum, compared to the cloth on regular planes.
 
2017-09-30 02:26:36 AM  
Rick Santorum..  Health and Human Services.

Does he even understand where babies come from?
 
2017-09-30 02:30:52 AM  

Lord of the Highway: I did not see that coming.


When it comes to santorum most people don't.
 
2017-09-30 02:34:55 AM  
High marks for Bobby Jindal's remarks about candidate Trump. Spot on.
 
2017-09-30 02:37:16 AM  
Biggest thing Santorum has going for him is that he sounds just like the kind of person Pence would surround himself with. The second biggest thing is that he would take the job to get back in the limelight. The third (possibly) is that he's a former Senator and McConnell might schedule hearings and a vote for him on that basis.

If it's a Trump pick, it will be a right wing billionaire investor in biomed and pharmaceuticals, or the soon-to-be retired CEO of a major insurance or medical group.
 
2017-09-30 02:42:27 AM  
Dun dun dun dun, dunt dunt, Rick Scu-rotum
 
2017-09-30 02:46:37 AM  

Alphax: Rick Santorum..  Health and Human Services.

Does he even understand where babies come from?


Oh heck yeah! His wife explained it to him. She spent five years doing in-depth research on the topic.
 
2017-09-30 02:49:36 AM  
Also, can't have a Santorum thread without this:

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2017-09-30 03:06:31 AM  
Bobby's skin color is too dark to get the job. Trump can forgive insults as long as you kiss his ring, but you can't just become white.
 
2017-09-30 03:27:51 AM  

Kittypie070: Jesus Farking Gobbledygook Christ NO.


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2017-09-30 03:35:10 AM  
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2017-09-30 03:40:11 AM  
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We're here to drain the swamp spread Santorum.
 
2017-09-30 03:47:35 AM  

leviosaurus: Alphax: Rick Santorum..  Health and Human Services.

Does he even understand where babies come from?

Oh heck yeah! His wife explained it to him. She spent five years doing in-depth research on the topic.


Doesn't necessarily mean that he learned anything from his wife.
 
2017-09-30 03:48:04 AM  
Shocking.
 
2017-09-30 04:01:59 AM  

megarian: Shocking.


Ironically, liberally spread Santorum can lessen the effects of a shocker.

/or so I'm told
 
2017-09-30 04:03:42 AM  

FatherChaos: Trump can forgive insults as long as you kiss his ring, but you can't just become white.


A little offended by the 'kiss his ring' reference. Not a lot, but a little.
 
2017-09-30 04:05:03 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: megarian: Shocking.

Ironically, liberally spread Santorum can lessen the effects of a shocker.

/or so I'm told


Your google search history must be...shocking.
 
2017-09-30 04:07:04 AM  

megarian: Farking Clown Shoes: megarian: Shocking.

Ironically, liberally spread Santorum can lessen the effects of a shocker.

/or so I'm told

Your google search history must be...shocking.


Shocking at times, pleasant at others, depending on my mood and relaxation level.
 
2017-09-30 04:09:43 AM  

Anastacya: *sigh*

Stupidity from this administration is like kudzu.


You can't make biofuel from stupidity.

// kudzu increases surface ozone
 
2017-09-30 04:12:55 AM  

megarian: Farking Clown Shoes: megarian: Shocking.

Ironically, liberally spread Santorum can lessen the effects of a shocker.

/or so I'm told

Your google search history must be...shocking.


my duck duck go search was velly intellesting.
 
2017-09-30 04:21:31 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: megarian: Farking Clown Shoes: megarian: Shocking.

Ironically, liberally spread Santorum can lessen the effects of a shocker.

/or so I'm told

Your google search history must be...shocking.

Shocking at times, pleasant at others, depending on my mood and relaxation level.


It's healthy to figure out where your comfort level is.
 
2017-09-30 04:27:33 AM  

megarian: Farking Clown Shoes: megarian: Farking Clown Shoes: megarian: Shocking.

Ironically, liberally spread Santorum can lessen the effects of a shocker.

/or so I'm told

Your google search history must be...shocking.

Shocking at times, pleasant at others, depending on my mood and relaxation level.

It's healthy to figure out where your comfort level is.


And remember what has been seen cannot be unseen.
 
2017-09-30 04:29:12 AM  
So, what'll be his first act in the job?  Ordering all sex ed classes to be nothing but singing the 'Every Sperm is Sacred' song?
 
2017-09-30 04:31:51 AM  

Alphax: So, what'll be his first act in the job?  Ordering all sex ed classes to be nothing but singing the 'Every Sperm is Sacred' song?


Or I guess that'll have to go through Betsy DeVos first.. but I doubt she'll say no.
 
2017-09-30 04:39:45 AM  

Soup4Bonnie: Santorum isn't a slimy grifter the way Price is but he's a ridiculous ideologue that will do awful things to HHS.

So I bet Trump does pick him.   Jfc, white guys can really fail into some high level positions.

Which reminds me, where tf did Newt go?   For a while there he was in the news being quoted every GD day.


Santorum was corrupt as hell when he was in the Senate. He won CREWs "most corrupt in Washington" in 2006. He funneled money through his personal charity to enrich himself and pay for his kids education and had an extremely shady home mortgage from a bank run by his biggest campaign donors.
 
2017-09-30 04:43:07 AM  
Given this administration's track record, I'd guess Santorum would be the next EPA chief after Pruitt resigns in a week or two, also for wasting tax money, or Mike Huckabee for either position.  Likewise reports the head of the DEA might be going so we might as well remove the cards of those resigning, shuffle the cards of those available and randomly select where they land.

Has anyone coined "The Legion of Dumb," for this noise yet?
 
2017-09-30 04:46:09 AM  

Alphax: So, what'll be his first act in the job?  Ordering all sex ed classes to be nothing but singing the 'Every Sperm is Sacred' song?


How does that whole sperm sanctity thing work? Are there approved receptacles? Do I have to deposit fresh sperm or is there a drop box I can use after hours when I have the time? I already doubt this sacred sperm deal is going to work with my schedule.
 
2017-09-30 04:49:18 AM  
Why in the world would you put a Republican in charge of services for humans?
 
2017-09-30 04:49:45 AM  
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2017-09-30 04:58:53 AM  

UsikFark: Alphax: So, what'll be his first act in the job?  Ordering all sex ed classes to be nothing but singing the 'Every Sperm is Sacred' song?

How does that whole sperm sanctity thing work? Are there approved receptacles? Do I have to deposit fresh sperm or is there a drop box I can use after hours when I have the time? I already doubt this sacred sperm deal is going to work with my schedule.


According to Rick Santorum, if you're not putting it into a women who then becomes pregnant, you're doing it wrong.
 
2017-09-30 05:02:44 AM  

leviosaurus: Alphax: Rick Santorum..  Health and Human Services.

Does he even understand where babies come from?

Oh heck yeah! His wife explained it to him. She spent five years doing in-depth research on the topic.


Holy crap, I did not know that about his wife.  That's so creepy on so many levels.  22 yr old, living with a 63 yr old boyfriend?  But even worse is the notion that she found Rick Santorum a suitable partner as well.  Something tells me she's all kinds of farked up in the head.  Thanks for the link.
 
2017-09-30 05:10:42 AM  
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2017-09-30 05:18:40 AM  

megarian: Farking Clown Shoes: megarian: Farking Clown Shoes: megarian: Shocking.

Ironically, liberally spread Santorum can lessen the effects of a shocker.

/or so I'm told

Your google search history must be...shocking.

Shocking at times, pleasant at others, depending on my mood and relaxation level.

It's healthy to figure out where your comfort level is.


You always hurt the one you love.

/Until they say the safe word.
 
2017-09-30 05:27:29 AM  
I thought the Administration announced that Don Wright would take Price's spot?
 
2017-09-30 05:29:50 AM  

SomeAmerican: I thought the Administration announced that Don Wright would take Price's spot?


Who the hell knows with this monkey house on meth administration?
 
2017-09-30 05:30:35 AM  

HighOnCraic: megarian: Farking Clown Shoes: megarian: Farking Clown Shoes: megarian: Shocking.

Ironically, liberally spread Santorum can lessen the effects of a shocker.

/or so I'm told

Your google search history must be...shocking.

Shocking at times, pleasant at others, depending on my mood and relaxation level.

It's healthy to figure out where your comfort level is.

You always hurt the one you love.

/Until they say the safe word.


Until? Oh man. That explains so much...
 
2017-09-30 05:53:24 AM  

dr_blasto: Somebody needs to tell trump how big a loser Santorum is by letting him know how bad he lost his senate seat. Also the google thing, but the epic ass-kicking he got makes him a massive loser.


Insinuate that Santorum has chronic and frequent rectal bleeding.
 
2017-09-30 06:13:00 AM  

UsikFark: Anastacya: *sigh*

Stupidity from this administration is like kudzu.

You can't make biofuel from stupidity.

// kudzu increases surface ozone


But you can from enough chicken santorum...if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2017-09-30 06:34:32 AM  

W_Scarlet: HighOnCraic: megarian: Farking Clown Shoes: megarian: Farking Clown Shoes: megarian: Shocking.

Ironically, liberally spread Santorum can lessen the effects of a shocker.

/or so I'm told

Your google search history must be...shocking.

Shocking at times, pleasant at others, depending on my mood and relaxation level.

It's healthy to figure out where your comfort level is.

You always hurt the one you love.

/Until they say the safe word.

Until? Oh man. That explains so much...


Like the restraining orders?
 
2017-09-30 06:36:14 AM  
Eeeeeewwwww!
 
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