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2017-09-29 06:50:50 PM  
8 votes:

Mouren: BafflerMeal: [img.fark.net image 425x267]

Would have been funnier like this:

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I like this better
2017-09-29 01:45:01 PM  
7 votes:
This looks like a man who enjoys his work.
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2017-09-29 04:50:01 PM  
5 votes:

skinink: What will they look like? The same way all fake boobs look like: two bowls under the skin. I've seen very few boob jobs which looked natural.


You've seen a lot more natural looking boob jobs than you're aware, you haven't noticed because they're actually natural looking.
2017-09-29 03:42:05 PM  
4 votes:
Hey, remember the golden days of fark when a farker could spend hours in a thread like this? Nowdays we've got 20ish posts and one is of an angry old man's face.

/lawn. off.
2017-09-29 02:21:20 PM  
4 votes:
What will they look like? The same way all fake boobs look like: two bowls under the skin. I've seen very few boob jobs which looked natural.
2017-09-29 02:57:30 PM  
3 votes:
A friend of mine is getting a boob job. She has lost a ton of weight and her boobs are like dollar pancakes now. Anyway, her surgeon was able to render a pic of her which showed what different sized implants would look like. She showed everyone at a party we were at the pictures, which was cool.
2017-09-29 02:28:41 PM  
3 votes:
About 30 years ago, I met a woman who had the largest breasts I've ever seen live. I said something like, "Your back must hurt a lot." And she came back with, "This is after the reduction."
2017-09-29 01:59:38 PM  
3 votes:
Observation: The Boobies Tag is getting a workout (heh) here lately...

/Oh right, Drew gave up the political aspirations
//I keed, I keed
///Obligatory triple-slashie
2017-09-29 08:21:35 PM  
2 votes:
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2017-09-29 07:10:41 PM  
2 votes:
Unless it's reconstructive surgery real is always better than Uniroyal.
2017-09-29 03:40:36 PM  
2 votes:

skinink: What will they look like? The same way all fake boobs look like: two bowls under the skin. I've seen very few boob jobs which looked natural.


As far as you know.
2017-09-30 02:51:18 AM  
1 vote:

ChiliBoots: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x333]

Why is there a little pair of googly eyes under each image on his iPad?

/Googly boobs

When you get the adjustments just right, they pop out and make an awoogah noise.


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I bet those are little joystick controls to jiggle the boobs on-screen without having to cover them with your fingers.  I did guffaw when I saw them.  And the guy's smug grin.
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2017-09-30 12:41:55 AM  
1 vote:

skinink: What will they look like? The same way all fake boobs look like: two bowls under the skin. I've seen very few boob jobs which looked natural.


and of course you always run into a girl who is super proud of her broken new toys and insists on showing everybody those weird looking things.

oh... yeah... they look great... i'll bet you're super happy with them, right? yeah, i can see why...

as the phrase goes, give me real looking fake ones or fake looking real ones...
2017-09-30 12:21:19 AM  
1 vote:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x333]

Why is there a little pair of googly eyes under each image on his iPad?

/Googly boobs


Each shows how men will react to her new boobs.
2017-09-29 06:17:10 PM  
1 vote:

BafflerMeal: [img.fark.net image 425x267]


Would have been funnier like this:
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2017-09-29 06:12:52 PM  
1 vote:
If you are going to report on the tech, at least properly explain what you are reporting on.

The "googles" as displayed in TFA are simply Samsungs GEAR VR, which is designed to be used with Samsung phone.

The SOFTWARE, which is the actual breakthrough here, just runs on the phone apparently.

So it's "boob software"

/pet peeve
//Why yes, I am fun at parties. Why are you mentioning it?
///always three, there are...
2017-09-29 03:03:44 PM  
1 vote:

skinink: What will they look like? The same way all fake boobs look like: two bowls under the skin. I've seen very few boob jobs which looked natural.


You must really enjoy your studies. Fake boob detector.
2017-09-29 02:34:40 PM  
1 vote:

skinink: What will they look like? The same way all fake boobs look like: two bowls under the skin. I've seen very few boob jobs which looked natural.


I heard that in a high pitched nasal 12 year old's voice.
 
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