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(From the Grapevine)   Now that cancer and global warming have been solved, scientists are busy working on making cotton magnetic and glowing   ( fromthegrapevine.com) divider line
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2017-09-29 06:48:32 AM  
Thank God!  One thing I can't stand is having to search for cotton balls in the dark.
2017-09-29 06:59:56 AM  
Also makes it easier to retrieve hard to reach cotton balls (like from behind your dresser)  with a piece of string and a magnet.
2017-09-29 07:42:14 AM  
Plants don't have a womb

Stopped reading right there. Ffs.
2017-09-29 07:51:21 AM  
Any word on improving the flavor of chocolate covered cotton?
2017-09-29 08:27:09 AM  
We'll have to wear sunglasses to open underwear and sock drawers.
2017-09-29 08:51:02 AM  
I look forward to the day when Non and Astra unleash Myriad.

not obscure
2017-09-29 11:31:25 AM  
At least are robot overlords will be cozy to snuggle with.
2017-09-29 11:52:53 PM  
Magnetic cotton? How the fark does it work?
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