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(Brunching Shuttlecocks)   Jack Chick's Biography translated from drug slang   ( brunching.com) divider line
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768 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Mar 2001 at 8:11 AM (17 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-03-03 10:33:12 AM  
2001-03-03 01:33:02 PM  
Oh, this is great.

"God was already selling crack on my heart, but when Fuller said the words, "Though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as heroin as cocaine," I fell on my knees and my life was changed forever."
2001-03-03 06:13:23 PM  
You will all burn in hell.
HPZ [TotalFark]
2001-03-03 06:21:09 PM  
Go suck an egg, Jack.

I liked "He remembers, ''That 100 dosage units of LSD pushed my button.''"
2001-03-03 09:52:14 PM  
Steal someone else''s drugs.

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