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(News.com.au)   If you're running late for court, using fake police lights on your car while trafficking ecstasy and meth is a really bad idea   ( news.com.au) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Illegal drug trade, Judge Simon Stretton, trafficking operation, Drug, Ebony Lerra Holland-Harris, Judge Stretton, street level trafficking, harmful illicit drugs  
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2017-09-25 11:35:03 AM  
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Her name is Ebony? You know your life is farked if your parents named you ironically
2017-09-25 01:34:25 PM  
Says you.
2017-09-25 04:59:59 PM  

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Her name is Ebony? You know your life is farked if your parents named you ironically

Came here to say this.
2017-09-25 06:24:38 PM  
My 2nd speeding ticket was because I was late to court for my first. True story. I had tried to go to the address given in the wrong city.
2017-09-25 08:29:15 PM  
2017-09-25 08:38:04 PM  
I once got a speeding ticket on the way to court. Cop asked me why I was going so fast and I told him I was late for court. He said: 'Oh, well then I'll write you a quick one.' He did. Back on the road in less than 3 minutes. I wasn't sure if I should thank him or tell him to fark off.
2017-09-25 08:40:38 PM  
That's a whole lot of stupid going on
2017-09-25 08:41:13 PM  
as far west as Semaphore

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2017-09-25 08:41:34 PM  
Not sure if bogan or feral or why not both.
2017-09-25 10:35:02 PM  
Okay, when I go out, I try to get multiple things done in one trip. But maybe trafficking drugs on court day, that's not a good combo.
2017-09-26 02:56:25 AM  
Stupid games. Stupid prizes.
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