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(US Magazine)   You'd think a Teenage Witch could stop a hurricane but Black Magic can barely make tone-deaf Instagram posts go away; Melissa Joan Hart went Full Omarion over Maria   ( usmagazine.com) divider line
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2017-09-20 05:46:46 PM  
Don't worry, she can explain it all.
 
2017-09-20 05:55:39 PM  
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2017-09-20 06:10:07 PM  
fta: The actress and her husband, Mark Wilkerson, are parents of three sons - Mason, 11, Braydon, 9 and Tucker, 5.

So when are you guys going to try again for a girl?
 
2017-09-20 06:15:21 PM  

IHadMeAVision: fta: The actress and her husband, Mark Wilkerson, are parents of three sons - Mason, 11, Braydon, 9 and Tucker, 5.

So when are you guys going to try again for a girl?


Those are all terrible names. All of them. Melissa and Mark should feel awful for giving their sons such ridiculously horrible names. Those are the names of single men who own cats.
 
2017-09-20 06:16:40 PM  
I forgot about her 9-11 debacle.
 
2017-09-20 06:24:07 PM  

Vodka Zombie: I forgot about her 9-11 debacle.


Never Forget!

Mattress company airs offensive 911 commercial
Youtube tpp-nO_90rw
 
2017-09-20 06:24:10 PM  
Guess we'll have to keep an eye on her.

/It's an eye joke.
//Because her eyes weird me out.
///Her knees are just fine though.
 
2017-09-20 06:32:00 PM  
Oh no this is going to ruin her acting career.
 
2017-09-20 06:33:10 PM  
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2017-09-20 06:44:36 PM  
I just love that exploitation of 9/11 to try to sell more clothes free shipping in honor of the First Responders, I mean why would anybody get upset at that they get free shipping
 
2017-09-20 06:54:38 PM  
*reads headline*

...

Huh?
 
2017-09-20 06:59:36 PM  

LectertheChef: IHadMeAVision: fta: The actress and her husband, Mark Wilkerson, are parents of three sons - Mason, 11, Braydon, 9 and Tucker, 5.

So when are you guys going to try again for a girl?

Those are all terrible names. All of them. Melissa and Mark should feel awful for giving their sons such ridiculously horrible names. Those are the names of single men who own cats.


Single-male-who-owns-cats-like typing detected.
 
2017-09-20 07:05:14 PM  
It's the chemicals from all that NutriSystem food.
 
2017-09-20 07:05:24 PM  
More like teenage biatch, amiright?
 
2017-09-20 07:24:10 PM  
I assumed it was a dark joke and laughed because I'm kind of a dick. If she needs a shoulder to cry on I'm there and in my mind it will be 1997...
 
2017-09-20 07:54:22 PM  

MinatoArisato013: LectertheChef: IHadMeAVision: fta: The actress and her husband, Mark Wilkerson, are parents of three sons - Mason, 11, Braydon, 9 and Tucker, 5.

So when are you guys going to try again for a girl?

Those are all terrible names. All of them. Melissa and Mark should feel awful for giving their sons such ridiculously horrible names. Those are the names of single men who own cats.

Single-male-who-owns-cats-like typing detected.


Sorry that was me.
 
2017-09-20 08:13:04 PM  

LectertheChef: IHadMeAVision: fta: The actress and her husband, Mark Wilkerson, are parents of three sons - Mason, 11, Braydon, 9 and Tucker, 5.

So when are you guys going to try again for a girl?

Those are all terrible names. All of them. Melissa and Mark should feel awful for giving their sons such ridiculously horrible names. Those are the names of single men who own cats.


Perhaps it's to give them direction in life, like naming your daughter Brandi so that she'll become a stripper.
See also: Amber --> porn
 
2017-09-20 08:20:15 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: LectertheChef: IHadMeAVision: fta: The actress and her husband, Mark Wilkerson, are parents of three sons - Mason, 11, Braydon, 9 and Tucker, 5.

So when are you guys going to try again for a girl?

Those are all terrible names. All of them. Melissa and Mark should feel awful for giving their sons such ridiculously horrible names. Those are the names of single men who own cats.

Perhaps it's to give them direction in life, like naming your daughter Brandi so that she'll become a stripper.
See also: Amber --> porn


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Poor Tucker
 
2017-09-20 08:20:29 PM  
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2017-09-20 08:20:51 PM  
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2017-09-20 08:22:26 PM  
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2017-09-20 08:56:36 PM  

LectertheChef: IHadMeAVision: fta: The actress and her husband, Mark Wilkerson, are parents of three sons - Mason, 11, Braydon, 9 and Tucker, 5.

So when are you guys going to try again for a girl?

Those are all terrible names. All of them. Melissa and Mark should feel awful for giving their sons such ridiculously horrible names. Those are the names of single men who own cats.


Really, there is only one proper response to those names:  George Carlin.

Fuck Tucker!
Youtube vVppYJ43C4Q


/NSFW, which should have been obvious
//Also, fark Tucker
///three
 
2017-09-20 09:16:43 PM  
Sorry to be the one to break the news,  but she's not a teenager anymore.
 
2017-09-20 09:20:07 PM  
No one even commented on the Omarion reference? What happened to the Fark of old?

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2017-09-20 09:22:21 PM  
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2017-09-20 09:43:49 PM  
It was a tone-deaf message given the current situation but hardly one that warrants pitchforks and torches.
 
2017-09-20 09:56:14 PM  
Wait wait wait... she said 'It's a bummer but we'll come back another time'
Was she supposed to fall down on her knees and beg the East wind for mercy?  Was she supposed to immediately open a fund to pay for reconstruction?  She's an ex-TV personality.
I get it, I despise exploitation and personal aggrandizement as much as the next BernieBro, but ... what the hell?
/no, she won't sleep with me :/
 
2017-09-20 10:09:02 PM  

ThrillaManilla: Wait wait wait... she said 'It's a bummer but we'll come back another time'
Was she supposed to fall down on her knees and beg the East wind for mercy?  Was she supposed to immediately open a fund to pay for reconstruction?  She's an ex-TV personality.
I get it, I despise exploitation and personal aggrandizement as much as the next BernieBro, but ... what the hell?
/no, she won't sleep with me :/


it would seem ppl hav nothing better to do than serach twitter for something to biatch about.
 
2017-09-20 10:10:53 PM  

vermiis: LectertheChef: IHadMeAVision: fta: The actress and her husband, Mark Wilkerson, are parents of three sons - Mason, 11, Braydon, 9 and Tucker, 5.

So when are you guys going to try again for a girl?

Those are all terrible names. All of them. Melissa and Mark should feel awful for giving their sons such ridiculously horrible names. Those are the names of single men who own cats.

Really, there is only one proper response to those names:  George Carlin.

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/NSFW, which should have been obvious
//Also, fark Tucker
///three


heard this quite awhile ago, ever since, every time i meet someone named todd, kyle or tucker i hav a little giggle inside
 
2017-09-20 11:16:06 PM  
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2017-09-20 11:21:09 PM  
I agree with everything stated here. Also, I would slap that ass playfully till the end of time like Sisyphus if I have to.
 
2017-09-21 02:12:09 AM  
What an imbecile. Looks like she's outta the old whack file...
 
2017-09-21 06:35:43 AM  

WillofJ2: I just love that exploitation of 9/11 to try to sell more clothes free shipping in honor of the First Responders, I mean why would anybody get upset at that they get free shipping


"Free shipping" pisses me off; companies should build shipping into their cost per unit.
 
2017-09-21 07:14:09 AM  

recondite cetacean: I agree with everything stated here. Also, I would slap that ass playfully till the end of time like Sisyphus if I have to.


You've been told a very different version of the Sisyphus myth than I was taught...
 
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2017-09-21 08:11:45 AM  

clkeagle: recondite cetacean: I agree with everything stated here. Also, I would slap that ass playfully till the end of time like Sisyphus if I have to.

You've been told a very different version of the Sisyphus myth than I was taught...


Tantalus might be a better allusion. Try to slap her ass, but always just out of reach
 
2017-09-21 09:15:11 AM  
Somebody who is interested in that kind of thing could google Penny Pax
 
2017-09-21 09:36:35 AM  
Person plans to go to island.

Hurricane comes to island.

Person decides to not go to outline.

Person does so on social media.

I R OUTRAGE

/good lord people are stupid
 
2017-09-21 10:08:42 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Person plans to go to island.

Hurricane comes to island.

Person decides to not go to outline island.

Person does so on social media.

I R OUTRAGE

/good lord people are stupid

 
2017-09-21 10:50:59 AM  
I dunno, she gets a lifetime pass for Clarissa Explains It All. I don't have to pay attention to her views, but I'm not going to get upset about them either.

Just an FYI - my other lifetime passes go to Winona Ryder for Heathers and Nicole Kidman for Moulin Rouge!
 
2017-09-21 11:45:16 AM  

vermiis: LectertheChef: IHadMeAVision: fta: The actress and her husband, Mark Wilkerson, are parents of three sons - Mason, 11, Braydon, 9 and Tucker, 5.

So when are you guys going to try again for a girl?

Those are all terrible names. All of them. Melissa and Mark should feel awful for giving their sons such ridiculously horrible names. Those are the names of single men who own cats.

Really, there is only one proper response to those names:  George Carlin.

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/NSFW, which should have been obvious
//Also, fark Tucker
///three


When I saw Tucker in TFA, I also thought of this bit. fark Tucker, Tucker sucks

and now for my somewhat related csb/

When I was in high school in South Dakota in the early 2000s, I was a huge George Carlin fan. Read his books, watched his HBO specials, I even watched him on Shiny Time Station when I was a kid which was a mind fark in itself once I got to know his material. When it was announced that he would be doing a show in Sioux Falls, my parents decided to take me and we got tickets. I don't remember the exact date of the show, but it was late September or early October, 2001, just a couple weeks after 9/11. He did some material on the attacks, which landed with mixed response from the crowd, I think he reworked some of it for a later special which was better crafted and better received. All in all, the show was amazing and i was grateful that my parents were cool enough to take me to see an old man tell dirty jokes on stage. I'll never forget his opening line "You know what people don't talk about enough any more? Pussy farts. What's with that?" I was sitting next to my mom and about died but couldn't help but laugh. That man was a legend.

/csb
 
2017-09-21 01:09:01 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: Somebody who is interested in that kind of thing could google Penny Pax


Or Pax Prentiss.
 
2017-09-21 01:39:42 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: Somebody who is interested in that kind of thing could google Penny Pax


You can't go wrong with Penny Pax.

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2017-09-22 03:36:50 AM  
Won't be spending Xmas in St. Martin this year.

Worth a try when it's rebuilt again.
 
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