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(Wonkette) Weeners And thus is it time for the eternal wisdom of The Spice Girls - "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends"   ( wonkette.com) divider line
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2017-09-19 05:49:51 PM  
Yes, that's right.

/My political ideology is directly related to my sexual frustration.
//I'm not liberal, but I'm willing to learn.
///Correct me... Harder!
 
2017-09-19 05:57:46 PM  
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I don't know if that's THE stupidest thing I've read today, but it's up there.
 
2017-09-19 06:02:43 PM  
All right, fine. I'll bang as many conservative chicks as it takes. You happy now?
 
2017-09-19 06:09:01 PM  
The Federalist quoting Charles Murray on the subject of dating.

jfc
 
2017-09-19 06:10:59 PM  
 
2017-09-19 06:15:59 PM  
FTFA: As a white man, Jerrod Laber has the luxury of politics not affecting his personhood. He can watch it like a football game, choose whatever side and probably only ever be personally affected by a tax increase or decrease here or there. In fact, it is quite possible that the only way politics affects his day-to-day life is liberal women not wanting to fark him...This outlook, by the way, is why all those angry white men are always crying about "identity politics." Politics doesn't affect their daily lives in the way it does ours, and they're annoyed about being held accountable for that. They want "thinking trans people aren't real" to carry the same emotional weight as "liking candy corn" - because that is about how much laws discriminating against trans people affect them personally. They want it to be a football game for everyone, and they are annoyed that it is not.

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Don't have sex with anyone who can't see you as an equal.  Pretty good rule.
 
2017-09-19 06:37:25 PM  

Somacandra: Don't have sex with anyone who can't see you as an equal.


So lights on? That's not going to work for me unless there are hoods or masks.
 
2017-09-19 07:23:59 PM  
The Federalist article says:

It's hard to not see this as a reaction to the rise of President Trump, as Planned Parenthood has long been a political football tossed back and forth between left and right, although dating sites have never made such an overt venture into politics. But, in our current bizarre world of politics, this represents a widening chasm between those who are most politically active, causing people to see an opposing viewpoint as an all-out assault on their personhood. The irony is that the type of assortative mating OkCupid is encouraging is one factor that allowed for the rise of a candidate like Trump.

I think there's some correlation/causation confusion here. Maybe the assault on Planned Parenthood is a consevative reaction to smart women finding them utterly stomach-turning?

And, as Wonkette says:

  As a white man, Jerrod Laber has the luxury of politics not affecting his personhood. He can watch it like a football game, choose whatever side and probably only ever be personally affected by a tax increase or decrease here or there. In fact, it is quite possible that the only way politics affects his day-to-day life is liberal women not wanting to fark him.

However! If you're a woman, a black person, an immigrant, a non-Christian, a gay person, a trans person, disabled - your actual life is affected by politics. So when someone voted for Donald Trump, or, really, voted for any Republican, they actively voted against your personhood. They actively voted to hurt you, either because they wanted to, or because they did not care if you were hurt.


^^THIS^^
 
2017-09-19 08:12:19 PM  
The unification of the Trumper and MRA circles on the Venn diagram is complete.
 
2017-09-19 08:13:33 PM  

Destructor: Somacandra: Don't have sex with anyone who can't see you as an equal.

So lights on? That's not going to work for me unless there are hoods or masks.


How will the hood fit over my glasses?
 
2017-09-19 08:14:30 PM  
I've heard our local fark wingnuts express exactly that sentiment, sooooooo
 
2017-09-19 08:14:50 PM  
It really depends on the penis situation.
 
2017-09-19 08:15:18 PM  
*personality.

Stupid autocorrect.
 
2017-09-19 08:15:53 PM  
Tip: Thought processes like "it's liberal women's fault that I voted for Donald Trump, because they won't date me" is the *reason* they won't date you.
 
2017-09-19 08:17:27 PM  
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2017-09-19 08:17:47 PM  

megarian: *personality.

Stupid autocorrect.


That may possibly be the BEST one ever
 
2017-09-19 08:17:50 PM  
They probably don't sleep with Jerrod Laber because he looks like a date rapist.  Like he saw that creepy rapist husband on Big Little Lies and said "YES that is the look for me!"
 
2017-09-19 08:18:22 PM  

fusillade762: All right, fine. I'll bang as many conservative chicks as it takes. You happy now?


 It's not worth it unless it's a true one night stand. Burner phone, fake employer, fake first name so you don't involuntarily turn around if she yells your name on the street, the whole bit.
 
2017-09-19 08:18:29 PM  

megarian: It really depends on the penis situation.


Like length, girth, angle of the bend.....?
 
2017-09-19 08:22:58 PM  

megarian: *personality.

Stupid autocorrect.


 Pretty sure you were right the first time.
 
2017-09-19 08:22:58 PM  

Destructor: Yes, that's right.

/My political ideology is directly related to my sexual frustration.
//I'm not liberal, but I'm willing to learn.
///Correct me... Harder!


Counterpoint: the MRA crowd is almost universally trumpkin
 
2017-09-19 08:23:20 PM  
The thing is the same guys he's telling women to fk are the kind of guys who would expect their partner to vote for who they're told to vote for. I live amongst such men.
 
2017-09-19 08:23:33 PM  
I LOL'd when I got to his picture. It is exactly what I thought he'd look like.
 
2017-09-19 08:24:39 PM  

gottagopee: megarian: *personality.

Stupid autocorrect.

That may possibly be the BEST one ever


 And you gotta wonder why megarian's phone went to *penis" so quickly. Hmmmm.

/penis
 
2017-09-19 08:24:41 PM  
Once boned a chick who was a birther. Not a good idea. You can put your dick in regular crazy, but its best to avoid political-crazy.
/ booze is a helluva drug
 
2017-09-19 08:28:39 PM  

etoof: megarian: It really depends on the penis situation.

Like length, girth, angle of the bend.....?


The yaw?
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Ant
2017-09-19 08:29:27 PM  
The whole use of the phrase "virtue signaling" by these morons is extremely telling. They're projecting their shiattiness onto other people by thinking that the only reason people claim to care about others is so they can pretend to be a decent person when they're not.

Guess what, assholes, not everyone is a piece of shiat like you are!
 
2017-09-19 08:30:43 PM  

dickfreckle: gottagopee: megarian: *personality.

Stupid autocorrect.

That may possibly be the BEST one ever

 And you gotta wonder why megarian's phone went to *penis" so quickly. Hmmmm.

/penis


I don't wonder.

My phone does the same

/penis
//peeeenis
///peeeeeenis
 
Ant
2017-09-19 08:31:22 PM  

cgraves67: The unification of the Trumper and MRA circles on the Venn diagram is complete.


Isn't it just a single circle?
 
2017-09-19 08:32:59 PM  
If the buzz around her divorce is accurate, for Mel B it's "if you wanna be my housekeeper, you gotta get with me and my hubby".
 
2017-09-19 08:34:35 PM  
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Actually, in this case....it's OK to hate the playa.
 
2017-09-19 08:35:36 PM  
You all are ignoring the Spoce Girls line. "You gotta get with my friends..."

Sooooo I need to bang your friends before I bang you? Is that a thing? I mean ok, but I've never heard that before...
 
2017-09-19 08:36:02 PM  

Destructor: Yes, that's right.

/My political ideology is directly related to my sexual frustration.



Explains a few things about you
 
2017-09-19 08:36:13 PM  
Trump got the majority of the virgin white make vote. I can guarantee that.
 
2017-09-19 08:38:54 PM  

squirrelinator: Spoce Girls


The Spoce controls the Unoverse
 
2017-09-19 08:40:30 PM  

LavenderWolf: squirrelinator: Spoce Girls

The Spoce controls the Unoverse


Yeah I saw that and fully support your response, I'm laughing out loud here...
 
2017-09-19 08:41:12 PM  
Maybe the fact that you're equating dating purely with sex instead of forging a meaningful connection and sharing experiences with a human being is why women aren't into you? It's not like I'm an expert on women's motivations and life goals, but I'm pretty sure most women aspire to more than "manchild's fleshlight" when they're looking for a serious date. I may be wrong as a "beta male cuck", but I'm fairly sure I've never had a female friend complain to me about how men just won't objectify them enough.
 
2017-09-19 08:42:48 PM  

ferrarious: Destructor: Yes, that's right.

/My political ideology is directly related to my sexual frustration.
Explains a few things about you


More than a few I hope. In a completely unrelated matter, are you a girl?
 
2017-09-19 08:43:01 PM  
as social scientist Charles Murray explains

I wish this were sarcastic, like "as network engineer Sen. Ted Stevens explains" or "as political scientist Bill Kristol explains", but it seems to be played straight here.
 
2017-09-19 08:43:46 PM  
Maybe Women Won't Date You Because You're Awful

And for the people who won't click, the amazing closing lines (which don't get me wrong: the whole piece is solid):

If nobody likes you, the problem is you.

Make yourself great again, and then maybe you'll get a girlfriend.
 
2017-09-19 08:44:16 PM  

megarian: It really depends on the penis situation.


megarian: *personality.

Stupid autocorrect.


So awesome.
 
2017-09-19 08:44:49 PM  

squirrelinator: You all are ignoring the Spoce Girls line. "You gotta get with my friends..."

Sooooo I need to bang your friends before I bang you? Is that a thing? I mean ok, but I've never heard that before...


 They've done studies and promiscuous men are seen as more desirable while promiscuous women are not, it's true.

But I've always taken that line to mean a more platonic relationship, not literally boning. Then again, maybe the "spice" in "spice girls" was partner swapping. Who knows?
 
2017-09-19 08:45:40 PM  
What are we really expected to take away from clickbait like this?
 
2017-09-19 08:45:44 PM  
I was told that if I voted for Hillary, women would be throwing themselves at me. I am still waiting.
 
2017-09-19 08:46:47 PM  

GuardianJDK: I was told that if I voted for Hillary, women would be throwing themselves at me. I am still waiting.


"If you like your right hand, you can keep it. "

- Hillary Rodham Clinton
 
2017-09-19 08:47:00 PM  

GuardianJDK: I was told that if I voted for Hillary, women would be throwing themselves at me. I am still waiting.


So are the citizens of Wisconsin.
 
2017-09-19 08:47:15 PM  

DeaH: The Federalist article says:

It's hard to not see this as a reaction to the rise of President Trump, as Planned Parenthood has long been a political football tossed back and forth between left and right, although dating sites have never made such an overt venture into politics. But, in our current bizarre world of politics, this represents a widening chasm between those who are most politically active, causing people to see an opposing viewpoint as an all-out assault on their personhood. The irony is that the type of assortative mating OkCupid is encouraging is one factor that allowed for the rise of a candidate like Trump.

I think there's some correlation/causation confusion here. Maybe the assault on Planned Parenthood is a consevative reaction to smart women finding them utterly stomach-turning?

And, as Wonkette says:

  As a white man, Jerrod Laber has the luxury of politics not affecting his personhood. He can watch it like a football game, choose whatever side and probably only ever be personally affected by a tax increase or decrease here or there. In fact, it is quite possible that the only way politics affects his day-to-day life is liberal women not wanting to fark him.

However! If you're a woman, a black person, an immigrant, a non-Christian, a gay person, a trans person, disabled - your actual life is affected by politics. So when someone voted for Donald Trump, or, really, voted for any Republican, they actively voted against your personhood. They actively voted to hurt you, either because they wanted to, or because they did not care if you were hurt.

^^THIS^^


So what you're saying is the grass is greener on the other side of the fence?
 
2017-09-19 08:47:56 PM  

Seamer: What are we really expected to take away from clickbait like this?


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2017-09-19 08:49:06 PM  

Seamer: What are we really expected to take away from clickbait like this?


That the guy who wrote it is really, really upset that he got his Nice Guy Card fully stamped out, and yet some girl still wouldn't fark him.
 
2017-09-19 08:49:45 PM  

fusillade762: All right, fine. I'll bang as many conservative chicks as it takes. You happy now?


I want to dump a load on S.E. Cupp
 
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