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(Fox News)   Donald Trump says he thinks it's gonna be a long, long time til touch down brings Kim Jong Un around to find he's not the man they think he is at home, oh no   ( foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, United Nations, World War II, rocket man, Korean War, Cold War, strongman Kim Jong, Kim Il-sung, President Trump  
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2017-09-17 01:10:07 PM  
+1
 
2017-09-17 01:21:42 PM  
And just in case the torture isn't enough:
William Shatner "Sings" 'Rocket Man' (1978) - BEST QUALITY! (Trump's Inspiration)
Youtube lul-Y8vSr0I
 
2017-09-17 01:55:07 PM  
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2017-09-17 02:15:17 PM  
"gas lines"

I see Trump's knowledge of North Korea is equal to his mastery of other subjects.
 
2017-09-17 02:24:11 PM  
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2017-09-17 02:24:36 PM  
And all this policy, I don't understand
It's just my job 5 days a week
A golfing man, a golfing man........
 
2017-09-17 02:26:11 PM  

AstroJesus: And just in case the torture isn't enough:
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Well, I got through the first 2 lines of the lyrics.

... then I self-immolated.
 
2017-09-17 02:26:47 PM  
As long as he doesn't find a steely-eyed missle man, we are fine.
 
2017-09-17 02:31:28 PM  
Nice to see some global-level trolling going on.
 
2017-09-17 02:31:41 PM  
It is a sign that they're about to attack Kimmie and the Jets, because I hear Saturday Night's All Right for Fighting.

/🎶burning up my fuse out here arone🎶
 
2017-09-17 02:34:11 PM  
Elton John - Rocket Man (Official Music Video)
Youtube DtVBCG6ThDk
 
2017-09-17 02:34:56 PM  
Trump wishes he was a rocket man but he only has a tiny dancer. That's why the biatch is back on Twitter.
 
2017-09-17 02:38:36 PM  
They're both living their lives like a candle in the wind. Burning everything they touch and melting into useless puddles of goo.
 
2017-09-17 02:39:30 PM  
Family guy, Stewie - Rocket man
Youtube fi8MI7jjpSY
 
2017-09-17 02:39:57 PM  

englaja: It is a sign that they're about to attack Kimmie and the Jets, because I hear Saturday Night's All Right for Fighting.

/🎶burning up my fuse out here arone🎶


It's Sunday afternoon in D.C.
 
2017-09-17 02:40:11 PM  
Do they even have gas stations in NK...?
 
2017-09-17 02:41:34 PM  
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2017-09-17 02:43:42 PM  
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2017-09-17 02:47:56 PM  

AstroJesus: And just in case the torture isn't enough:
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Shatner redeemed himself with in the sequel:
William Shatner Sings "F**k You"
Youtube d5hae6PlPYA
 
2017-09-17 02:50:50 PM  
I didn't even know there were cars in Best Korea. Somehow I doubt anyone would worry about "gas lines" when they don't even have bread lines.
 
2017-09-17 02:53:00 PM  

make me some tea: [img.fark.net image 671x185]


"I don't see any method at all, sir."
 
2017-09-17 02:53:23 PM  
I saw that tweet on here earlier and thought it was one of those fake Trump tweet generators. I don't even know any more.
 
2017-09-17 02:54:02 PM  
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2017-09-17 02:55:39 PM  
In Best Korea, they waste nothing, not even waste. There are women that go to the railroad tracks after cattle cars have passed through to gather the dung that drops from the cars as the pass. To sell the dung for fuel..not for food..although there have been stories told that it has been, but not verified.

Maybe the gas is from all the empty hungry stomachs? Those are the only gas lines I can think of in NK.
 
2017-09-17 02:57:55 PM  

AstroJesus: And just in case the torture isn't enough:
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When you realize Shatner is saying "Rock It, Man"
 
2017-09-17 02:58:11 PM  

Snarfangel: [img.fark.net image 350x308]


I actually built one of those.
 
2017-09-17 03:06:00 PM  
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2017-09-17 03:17:23 PM  
An amazing bluegrass cover of "Rocket Man".
Youtube forqmom3YuY
 
2017-09-17 03:19:59 PM  
Dumbass tag should be for the submitter and approver.
 
2017-09-17 03:20:19 PM  
How nuclear war is going to start: "Mr. president, you realize you're in a d*ck measuring contest with an Asian guy?  Maybe people were right about your hands."
 
2017-09-17 03:24:08 PM  

nitropissering: [img.fark.net image 850x425]


God I hate that line. Aside from cold being less of a problem than a lack of oxygen, I would assume that you'd be living in a shelter that takes care of both of those issues. But what is he even trying to say there? Is he suggesting that someone might send their kids to Mars by themselves? If so, that's not really raising your kids. And if you go with them, then there is someone there to raise them - you! Also,  the "if you did" part just doesn't make any sense.
 
2017-09-17 03:25:31 PM  
In case you ever wonder why some of your fellow liberal are mad at the DNC.  Hillary Clinton lost to THIS farking guy.  Thats a good farking reason to be mad at the DNC.  It takes talent to fark up this bad.
 
2017-09-17 03:28:03 PM  
Fissile: {Bluegrass Rocket Man Cover} Mercy! I need Depends,
 
2017-09-17 03:33:06 PM  
We ded.
 
2017-09-17 03:36:09 PM  

happydude45: Dumbass tag should be for the submitter and approver.


You don't seem very happy, dude.
 
2017-09-17 03:38:29 PM  
I am amazed that someone 71 years old can still hurl insults like a 13 year old.
 
2017-09-17 03:40:42 PM  

kpaxoid: I am amazed that someone 71 years old can still hurl insults like a 13 year old.


You misspelled 5
 
2017-09-17 03:42:45 PM  

X-Geek: nitropissering: [img.fark.net image 850x425]

God I hate that line. Aside from cold being less of a problem than a lack of oxygen, I would assume that you'd be living in a shelter that takes care of both of those issues. But what is he even trying to say there? Is he suggesting that someone might send their kids to Mars by themselves? If so, that's not really raising your kids. And if you go with them, then there is someone there to raise them - you! Also,  the "if you did" part just doesn't make any sense.


Makes a bit more sense if did=died
 
2017-09-17 03:43:24 PM  

Once and Future Lurker: happydude45: Dumbass tag should be for the submitter and approver.

You don't seem very happy, dude.


He didn't send a dollar.
 
2017-09-17 03:48:03 PM  

X-Geek: nitropissering: [img.fark.net image 850x425]

God I hate that line. Aside from cold being less of a problem than a lack of oxygen, I would assume that you'd be living in a shelter that takes care of both of those issues. But what is he even trying to say there? Is he suggesting that someone might send their kids to Mars by themselves? If so, that's not really raising your kids. And if you go with them, then there is someone there to raise them - you! Also,  the "if you did" part just doesn't make any sense.


I'm still uptight about someone leaving that cake out in the rain. I mean, I can see why they couldn't take it 'cause it took so long to bake it, and why would you leave a cake out in the rain?!?! I mean, come on, grab the cake, get inside, with the cake.
 
2017-09-17 03:56:52 PM  
You know he has electric boobs and a mohawk too?
I read about it in a magazine.
 
2017-09-17 03:57:46 PM  

Spice Must Flow: AstroJesus: And just in case the torture isn't enough:
[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/lul-Y8vSr0I - 480x360]

Shatner redeemed himself with in the sequel:
[YouTube video]


And he did this:

William Shatner - Common People
Youtube ainyK6fXku0
 
2017-09-17 03:59:39 PM  

happydude45: Dumbass tag should be for the submitter and approver.


This comment needs a dumbass tag.
 
2017-09-17 04:03:07 PM  
Trump IS a dumbass tag.
 
2017-09-17 04:04:06 PM  
FTFA:President Trump apparently has a new name for North Korean President Kim Jung Un as the rouge leader pursues a nuclear-missile program -- "rocket man.

Just freaking stop it! The rouge/rogue thing makes me stabby. As much as ect/etc.

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I stand corrected. Nevermind.
 
2017-09-17 04:08:28 PM  

Snarfangel: [img.fark.net image 350x308]


I always preferred the estes alpha 3 rocket for my rocket launcher needs.

...yes, I said needs. People can need a rocket launcher, and my friends and I sure as hell did in high school.

/not quite as unstable as an NK dictator
 
2017-09-17 04:09:53 PM  

DeadPhelps: Spice Must Flow: AstroJesus: And just in case the torture isn't enough:
[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/lul-Y8vSr0I - 480x360]

Shatner redeemed himself with in the sequel:
[YouTube video]

And he did this:

[YouTube video]


That's actually a pretty cool album. Having Ben Folds produce it certainly helped.
 
2017-09-17 04:12:08 PM  

zamboni: FTFA:President Trump apparently has a new name for North Korean President Kim Jung Un as the rouge leader pursues a nuclear-missile program -- "rocket man.

Just freaking stop it! The rouge/rogue thing makes me stabby. As much as ect/etc.

[connectkorea.com image 500x616]

I stand corrected. Nevermind.


That's a new look for him.  He should form the Rouge Squadron for a cameo in the new Star Wars movie.
 
2017-09-17 04:30:33 PM  
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2017-09-17 04:40:07 PM  

stringbad: X-Geek: nitropissering: [img.fark.net image 850x425]

God I hate that line. Aside from cold being less of a problem than a lack of oxygen, I would assume that you'd be living in a shelter that takes care of both of those issues. But what is he even trying to say there? Is he suggesting that someone might send their kids to Mars by themselves? If so, that's not really raising your kids. And if you go with them, then there is someone there to raise them - you! Also,  the "if you did" part just doesn't make any sense.

Makes a bit more sense if did=died


It's a scientific outpost like in Antarctica. It's always cold because it's minus whatever degrees outside, and there sure aren't any schools or day cares.
 
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