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(Fox News)   "You just walk up to the person and say, 'I hex thee, I hex thee, I hex thee' ...and then you throw dog poop on their shoes"   ( foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Benjamin C. Bradlee, Quinn, Death, hexes, The Washington Post, editor Ben Bradlee, longtime Washington socialite, 1946 births  
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2017-09-14 02:44:06 PM  
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
 
2017-09-14 02:48:43 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Cocaine is a helluva drugMagic powder.

 
2017-09-14 02:57:15 PM  
Wow. That's some nutty shiat right there.


*flushes*
And that biatch is crazy.
 
2017-09-14 03:01:39 PM  
The book may not increase her odds of finding a new husband.
 
2017-09-14 03:20:33 PM  
I noticed you have a little dog-e-poopy on your shoes.
 
2017-09-14 03:27:48 PM  
Confirmation bias: Turning correlation into causation for 10000 years.
 
2017-09-14 03:54:16 PM  
Certifiable lunatic
 
2017-09-14 04:13:10 PM  
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2017-09-14 04:13:23 PM  
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2017-09-14 04:15:14 PM  
If someone puts a hex on you, you need a
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HEX INVERTER!!!
 
2017-09-14 04:15:34 PM  
DC socialite...

They mis-spelled looney.
 
2017-09-14 04:15:40 PM  
You don't need to throw dog poop on my shoes.  My dog is way ahead of the game on that (usually in the middle of the night since he can't hold it very well any more).
 
2017-09-14 04:16:19 PM  
Maybe I am too old-fashioned, but I don't believe in casual hex.
 
2017-09-14 04:16:27 PM  
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2017-09-14 04:16:52 PM  
As long as I have Spagu to protect me I shall fear no hex!
 
2017-09-14 04:17:33 PM  
i had that album, 1977, ten years old.. can recite every bit from it..
classic
good headline subby
 
2017-09-14 04:18:01 PM  

Hack Patooey: DC socialite...

They mis-spelled looney.


She's rich, so she's eccentric, not crazy.
 
2017-09-14 04:18:12 PM  
she claims the hexes she put on three people in the past may have led to their deaths.

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2017-09-14 04:19:01 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Wow. That's some nutty shiat right there.


*flushes*
And that biatch is crazy.


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2017-09-14 04:19:40 PM  
I put a curse on this farker.
 
2017-09-14 04:20:18 PM  
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2017-09-14 04:22:34 PM  
So if she believes this to be true, can she be prosecuted for these folks deaths?
I'd love to see her interview with the Police on this.
 
2017-09-14 04:23:04 PM  
That's how I got married!
 
2017-09-14 04:25:00 PM  
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2017-09-14 04:27:48 PM  

weege001: i had that album, 1977, ten years old.. can recite every bit from it..
classic
good headline subby


We had it on 8-track.

Seconded on the headline.  :)
 
2017-09-14 04:28:19 PM  

Nesher: So if she believes this to be true, can she be prosecuted for these folks deaths?
I'd love to see her interview with the Police on this.


Meh, her only crime is being Sally Quinn, and that's also her punishment.
 
2017-09-14 04:28:29 PM  

blatz514: she claims the hexes she put on three people in the past may have led to their deaths.

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How many people did Pat Robertson have praying for SCOTUS members who were "wrong on abortion"?  And somehow a simple spell works better?  Quick, cut 1 Kings 18 from the Bible.
/don't worry.  Anybody who's read the thing cover to cover is already an atheist
//how does she escape the Aurors?
///Killing curses tend to bring the heat.
 
2017-09-14 04:32:57 PM  

FortyHams: I put a curse on this farker.


Hey, what did I ever do to you? Or is that one of those links that immediately goes to the personal profile of whomever clicks it. If so, good joke!
 
2017-09-14 04:34:08 PM  
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Doesn't matter... had hex.
 
2017-09-14 04:35:04 PM  
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Fairuza is unimpressed
 
2017-09-14 04:36:00 PM  

KodosZardoz: FortyHams: I put a curse on this farker.

Hey, what did I ever do to you? Or is that one of those links that immediately goes to the personal profile of whomever clicks it. If so, good joke!


The latter.
Log out and try it again.
 
2017-09-14 04:36:45 PM  

skyotter: weege001: i had that album, 1977, ten years old.. can recite every bit from it..
classic
good headline subby

We had it on 8-track.

Seconded on the headline.  :)


C'mon folks, now you have to tell me the album. I know that I know it but I can't place it. Driving me nuts.
/child of the 70's
 
2017-09-14 04:37:46 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Wow. That's some nutty shiat right there.


*flushes*
And that biatch is crazy.


I see you didn't mention washing your hands or wiping off your phone. I wonder about these things often. Maybe too often.
 
2017-09-14 04:40:08 PM  

secondpsych: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Wow. That's some nutty shiat right there.


*flushes*
And that biatch is crazy.

I see you didn't mention washing your hands or wiping off your phone. I wonder about these things often. Maybe too often.


....and then the username too. Just take all the bacon, I'm good.
 
2017-09-14 04:40:36 PM  
Well that was enlightening....I think
 
2017-09-14 04:40:57 PM  

FortyHams: I put a curse on this farker.


Thirteen - Johnny Cash
Youtube 33Kv5D2zwyc
 
2017-09-14 04:40:57 PM  

Lurky McLurkerton: KodosZardoz: FortyHams: I put a curse on this farker.

Hey, what did I ever do to you? Or is that one of those links that immediately goes to the personal profile of whomever clicks it. If so, good joke!

The latter.
Log out and try it again.


Yeah I did that and it led to a blank page. Good joke. I wish I knew how to do that. Lol
 
2017-09-14 04:41:28 PM  
I just needed an excuse to share this gem

Songify This - I'M NOT A WITCH - sung by Christine O'Donnell
Youtube 44mqiBrB0zI
 
2017-09-14 04:42:47 PM  
She put hexes on 3 people and they died. She won't tell us who they were. In completely unrelated news: her husband died in 2014
 
2017-09-14 04:43:26 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: If someone puts a hex on you, you need a
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HEX INVERTER!!!


is that the replacement chip NASA said it needed about 15 years  and no one in NASA  realized practically any old 80's video arcade game would have it?
 
2017-09-14 04:43:47 PM  
E=mc2
F=ma

I am not sure where hexes fit into this unless you punch someone.
 
2017-09-14 04:50:05 PM  

starlost: Day_Old_Dutchie: If someone puts a hex on you, you need a
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HEX INVERTER!!!

is that the replacement chip NASA said it needed about 15 years  and no one in NASA  realized practically any old 80's video arcade game would have it?


You Rang?
/subby by the way.
 
2017-09-14 04:51:59 PM  

secondpsych: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Wow. That's some nutty shiat right there.


*flushes*
And that biatch is crazy.

I see you didn't mention washing your hands or wiping off your phone. I wonder about these things often. Maybe too often.


Never said it was my nutty shiat, either ;)


/damn workplace public restrooms
 
2017-09-14 04:53:50 PM  

caddisfly: skyotter: weege001: i had that album, 1977, ten years old.. can recite every bit from it..
classic
good headline subby

We had it on 8-track.

Seconded on the headline.  :)

C'mon folks, now you have to tell me the album. I know that I know it but I can't place it. Driving me nuts.
/child of the 70's


Steve Martin, Wild and Crazy Guy
 
2017-09-14 04:58:10 PM  
I read the comments, Ray.

And you know what's funny? All the right-wing coontservatives talking about how crazy she is, while in other comments on Fox you can see them talking about prayers and miracles.

Either you believe in all magic, or you don't believe in it at all. You don't get to say "Well, Christian magic is real, but that stuff you're talkin' about is just crazypants."
 
2017-09-14 04:58:47 PM  

skyotter: caddisfly: skyotter: weege001: i had that album, 1977, ten years old.. can recite every bit from it..
classic
good headline subby

We had it on 8-track.

Seconded on the headline.  :)

C'mon folks, now you have to tell me the album. I know that I know it but I can't place it. Driving me nuts.
/child of the 70's

Steve Martin, Wild and Crazy Guy


He also does a variation of it on The Steve Martin Brothers.
 
2017-09-14 05:05:48 PM  
This is the definition of magical thinking.
 
2017-09-14 05:07:15 PM  

FortyHams: I put a curse on this farker.


WELL DONE!!!
 
2017-09-14 05:09:04 PM  
Is there a reason this is listed under an item labeled "A Game That Satisfies All The Senses"?
 
2017-09-14 05:09:46 PM  

skyotter: caddisfly: skyotter: weege001: i had that album, 1977, ten years old.. can recite every bit from it..
classic
good headline subby

We had it on 8-track.

Seconded on the headline.  :)

C'mon folks, now you have to tell me the album. I know that I know it but I can't place it. Driving me nuts.
/child of the 70's

Steve Martin, Wild and Crazy Guy


Thanks! I just thought of cat handcuffs for the first time in 40 years!
 
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