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(USA Today)   Joplin, MO teacher kicks "busty" teen out of class, tells her "plus sized women need to shop at stores for plus sized people." With a pic to help you decide   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2017-09-14 11:24:03 AM  
Seems fine to me, I was expecting booty shorts and a cut off top with her gut hanging out and a least one visible tattoo. Teacher must be some kind of bible thumper or something.
 
2017-09-14 11:24:40 AM  
"17 year old high school girls shy away from attention and drama." is something no one said, ever.
 
2017-09-14 11:25:26 AM  
Seems to be a lot of folks here blowing up at the very concept of a dress code.  just preparing the snowflakes for real life.
 
2017-09-14 11:26:31 AM  

BigKaboom: Jake Havechek: vudukungfu: Jake Havechek: In '84, a girl got sent home from my high school for wearing a tube top.

they did go out of fashion in 78.
I remember girls wearing them in high school.
 and think halters with no bras.

ah, the 70s.

Ahhh, the halters with no bra.  It was truly a magical time.

Those tube tops and halters were responsible for "the jack in the box" boners that always occurred when I stood up in front of the class. Darn high school days.


Isn't that the truth? Plus either Farrah Fawcett feathered hair or long straight pretty hair. It doesn't take much for teenage boys.
 
2017-09-14 11:27:05 AM  

thehobbes: NoahBuddy: That picture is appalling. Doubtless it depicts a real event, but still appalling

It is a joke from Parks and Recreation...


This didn't look 'shopped. I couldn't tell from any of the pixels, and I've only seen a few 'shops in my time.

/Jokes on me then
 
2017-09-14 11:29:36 AM  
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Man reporters are lazy as hell. She's a family and consumer science ed teacher (home ec)/  Typically these programs work directly with little children and daycares to get teens who are interested in early childhood ed/preschool education some certifications.

Here is from her twitter at a national conference for Family, Career and Community Leaders of America.

Not sure which one she is though.
 
2017-09-14 11:35:08 AM  

RJReves: weirdneighbour: Nothing wrong with her, she looks fine...just needs to lose a few pounds.

I wouldn't even say she needs to lose weight.

Lots of guys like "full figured" women.



First of all, she's 17 and, therefore, not yet a "woman."

She's clinically obese.  Her outfit is fine, but that doesn't change the fact she's obese.  Obese isn't healthy, and it's not attractive.
 
2017-09-14 11:35:50 AM  

no shirt no shoes: [img.fark.net image 425x318]go on....


Silence! The Musical-Are You About a Size 14?
Youtube yywAPsDXov8
 
2017-09-14 11:38:34 AM  

Wyalt Derp: LadySusan: Was besties with someone with huge bewbs in high school. It was not fun for her. The creepy notice, the teasing and the laughter is relentless.

Well that's not how to be a friend!


LOL!
 
2017-09-14 11:38:52 AM  
I have no problem believing a teacher did something stupid and humiliated a kid in front of a classroom of her schoolmates. I also have no problem believing a 17 year old girl wore something otherwise acceptable that could be altered to get the attention of that bad boy 2 rows over, only to get called on it by the teacher, then make a federal case out it to make up for the embarrassment.

I guess what I'm trying to say is most people suck.
 
2017-09-14 11:45:17 AM  

TheWhoppah: Learn that feeling... it is the feeling of being manipulated.


I just googled "What does it feel like to be manipulated by a busty teen" and I was amazed to find that hang on, be right back, someone at the door.
 
2017-09-14 11:46:43 AM  

FizixJunkee: First of all, she's 17 and, therefore, not yet a "woman."

She's clinically obese.  Her outfit is fine, but that doesn't change the fact she's obese.  Obese isn't healthy, and it's not attractive.


Nope.

Obesity is definitely attractive when placed correctly.
 
2017-09-14 11:47:18 AM  
FizixJunkee:
She's clinically obese.  Her outfit is fine, but that doesn't change the fact she's obese.  Obese isn't healthy, and it's not attractive.

So do we want to know where you got her height and weight so you could figure her BMI?

She looks fine to me.
 
2017-09-14 11:48:40 AM  
Don't talk about peoples weight.  Got it.  But diabetes is still cool though, right?
 
2017-09-14 11:49:15 AM  

advex101: Seems to be a lot of folks here blowing up at the very concept of a dress code.  just preparing the snowflakes for real life.


Then require business attire for schools instead of street clothes. Easy enough and maybe we can avoid this bullshiat constantly.
 
2017-09-14 11:50:14 AM  
FTA: The teacher said "your boobs are bigger than most girls, and you are gonna have to try harder."

False.
 
2017-09-14 11:50:27 AM  

NoahBuddy: thehobbes: NoahBuddy: That picture is appalling. Doubtless it depicts a real event, but still appalling

It is a joke from Parks and Recreation...

This didn't look 'shopped. I couldn't tell from any of the pixels, and I've only seen a few 'shops in my time.

/Jokes on me then


It's rrom a Netflix show.  It is a real image of a painting.  Horrible public murals are a running joke on the show.
 
2017-09-14 11:52:51 AM  

advex101: Don't talk about peoples weight.  Got it.  But diabetes is still cool though, right?


I think diabetes is still cool.
 
2017-09-14 11:54:03 AM  
Great, thanks subby 'busty teen.' Something else for the authorities to find on my browsing history..

Who wants my TF account while I'm in jail?

It was a female identifies as female busty teen? Never mind, that was close.
 
2017-09-14 11:58:14 AM  

thehobbes: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x478]

Man reporters are lazy as hell. She's a family and consumer science ed teacher (home ec)/  Typically these programs work directly with little children and daycares to get teens who are interested in early childhood ed/preschool education some certifications.

Here is from her twitter at a national conference for Family, Career and Community Leaders of America.

Not sure which one she is though.


busted.
 
2017-09-14 12:02:16 PM  

Wookie_Jesus: Do they have a store for ugly people in her town?


How's the view from that glass house of yours?

/she's cute
//reported
 
2017-09-14 12:08:19 PM  

rebelyell2006: TelemonianAjax: dittybopper: FirstDennis: Just the way I like 'em. Both of 'em.

[img.fark.net image 850x971]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

You know, you two girls have everything. You're tall and short and slim and stout and blonde and brunette. And that's just the kind of a girl I crave.

Please tell me you tell me you are going to regale us with the mechanics of actually executing someone with a cannon like the mural. Because I am actually interested in a knowledgeable take on the subject now that it crosses my mind.

I think you quoted the wrong person. But as someone who has fired black powder cannons on state and federal parks, I can assure you the powder charge alone would kill the person at that range, burn them really badly, and splinter the tree.


I feel like I must have really missed something.
 
2017-09-14 12:10:09 PM  

maxandgrinch: Great, thanks subby 'busty teen.' Something else for the authorities to find on my browsing history..

Who wants my TF account while I'm in jail?


I think you are probably safe. You probably aren't the first person to do this.
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2017-09-14 12:10:34 PM  

rebelyell2006: WilderKWight: thehobbes: WilderKWight: Dress codes are farkin' stupid. Stop worrying about what the kids are wearing or doing with their own bodies, and farkin' teach them about English, History, Math, Biology, Chemistry, Civics, and other things.

You aren't getting into my lab without proper attire.

That's what lab coats are for.

Lab coats do not extend down to the ankles. And schools probably do not have 30 lab coats sitting around. Mine didn't when I took chemistry.


My lab wears his fur coat all the time.  And NO, you can't be in him you sick fark!
 
2017-09-14 12:14:24 PM  
Yesterday, Fark led me to believe that we were to call them "fabulous" from now on.
 
2017-09-14 12:16:20 PM  

Captain Shaky: [...] Obesity is definitely attractive when placed correctly.


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-09-14 12:16:30 PM  

TelemonianAjax: dittybopper: FirstDennis: Just the way I like 'em. Both of 'em.

[img.fark.net image 850x971]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

You know, you two girls have everything. You're tall and short and slim and stout and blonde and brunette. And that's just the kind of a girl I crave.

Please tell me you tell me you are going to regale us with the mechanics of actually executing someone with a cannon like the mural. Because I am actually interested in a knowledgeable take on the subject now that it crosses my mind.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowing_from_a_gun
 
2017-09-14 12:17:55 PM  

LadySusan: Was besties with someone with huge bewbs in high school. It was not fun for her. The creepy notice, the teasing and the laughter is relentless. She eventually had reduction surgery.


You knew Chestica?

Cool!
 
2017-09-14 12:18:41 PM  

freetomato: I think that top is really cute - I'd wear it.


This is the real feedback we need around here.
 
2017-09-14 12:20:34 PM  

dittybopper: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowing_from_a_gun


"The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle. When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen." - George Carter Stent



Well... that's one way to lose weight.
 
2017-09-14 12:20:42 PM  

dittybopper: TelemonianAjax: dittybopper: FirstDennis: Just the way I like 'em. Both of 'em.

[img.fark.net image 850x971]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

You know, you two girls have everything. You're tall and short and slim and stout and blonde and brunette. And that's just the kind of a girl I crave.

Please tell me you tell me you are going to regale us with the mechanics of actually executing someone with a cannon like the mural. Because I am actually interested in a knowledgeable take on the subject now that it crosses my mind.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowing_from_a_gun


Used within 100 years. Interesting.
 
2017-09-14 12:20:44 PM  

MSBFDffpm: Rapmaster2000: Fortunately, she's in Joplin, so she's always welcome to apply for a job at The Double Deuce.

"Be Nice"


Patrick Swayze sees what you did there.
 
2017-09-14 12:21:32 PM  
"I refuse to put my daughter in a situation where her self esteem is completely destroyed."

WTF? Your 17 year old daughter will have her self esteem "completely destroyed" because ONE teacher was an asshole about her tits? Honey, you failed at momming years ago. Calling your daughter a weak-ass little pussy because you want air time does not make you a good parent. It is, however, a great way to get your daughter's self esteem completely destroyed. So make up your mind, you bloody twit.

I think Little Miss Bigtits should get to tell off the stupid biatch teacher in front of the entire school. An obvious case of either titty envy (if teacher is small) or perky envy (if she's not).
 
2017-09-14 12:25:18 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Top? No way. Covers everything a Puritanical administration would want covered?

Jeans? Only because called ripped jeans "distressed" and press as paying three figures does not make them anything but ripped jeans.

/have video of teachers not responding to the boy with the PENIS shirt, and she has them dead to rights


It's not a penis shirt, it's a shirt from a steel erection company. They all have the sense himor if seven year old boys in that industry.

/he said, "erection."
//heh heh heh
 
2017-09-14 12:25:33 PM  
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Gotta do everything around here myself...
 
2017-09-14 12:27:27 PM  
ftfa:  The female teacher allegedly added: "Smaller busted women could get away with more than larger busted women."
... Anderson said she was "mortified" that her teacher said those things in front of the class.

Gee, think the teacher will be released with an 'insanity' plea?

/ methinks the teacher has some issues... but won't be having them in front of a class any longer
 
2017-09-14 12:28:03 PM  
Good ole Farkers. One minute they're bashing fat Americans. The next minute they're whining about fat shaming.
 
2017-09-14 12:31:40 PM  
Teacher's name is Elsie Morris and she is in the Family & Consumer science department.  Somebody gotta be able to find a picture of this lady. Home Ec teacher... Probably 80 and bitter.
 
2017-09-14 12:33:08 PM  

Satan's Superfluous Nipple: Good ole Farkers. One minute they're bashing fat Americans. The next minute they're whining about fat shaming.


You've been here for nine years.
 
2017-09-14 12:34:33 PM  
I strongly object to people posting content-free posts in threads simply for the purposes of 'bookmarking'.
 
2017-09-14 12:36:02 PM  

The Bunyip: She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra.


But you said he's just a friend!

/ [I_got_that_reference.jpg]
 
2017-09-14 12:36:09 PM  

FizixJunkee: RJReves: weirdneighbour: Nothing wrong with her, she looks fine...just needs to lose a few pounds.

I wouldn't even say she needs to lose weight.

Lots of guys like "full figured" women.


First of all, she's 17 and, therefore, not yet a "woman."

She's clinically obese.  Her outfit is fine, but that doesn't change the fact she's obese.  Obese isn't healthy, and it's not attractive.


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-09-14 12:36:55 PM  

Wave Of Anal Fury: Wookie_Jesus: Do they have a store for ugly people in her town?

Based on your profile pic, your town apparently does.


Well bravo I say!
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2017-09-14 12:37:01 PM  
Seriously?  Fire that teacher yesterday.
 
2017-09-14 12:38:23 PM  
You know what would have prevented this event from ever taking place?
(regardless of how it actually went down?)

https://www.eths.k12.il.us/site/Default.aspx?PageID=1381
 
2017-09-14 12:38:53 PM  

TheWhoppah: [img.fark.net image 186x528]


Even if that were undone, it's not like it opens up to halfway down her chest.

What is wrong with you people?
 
2017-09-14 12:43:01 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: TheWhoppah: [img.fark.net image 186x528]

Even if that were undone, it's not like it opens up to halfway down her chest.

What is wrong with you people?


Fat shaming.
 
2017-09-14 12:43:26 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: TheWhoppah: [img.fark.net image 186x528]

Even if that were undone, it's not like it opens up to halfway down her chest.

What is wrong with you people?


It's a woman's body! UNCLEAN UNCLEAN UNCLEAN
 
2017-09-14 12:44:32 PM  
To the idiot who called her obese? WRONG.
 
2017-09-14 12:46:23 PM  

FizixJunkee: RJReves: weirdneighbour: Nothing wrong with her, she looks fine...just needs to lose a few pounds.

I wouldn't even say she needs to lose weight.

Lots of guys like "full figured" women.


First of all, she's 17 and, therefore, not yet a "woman."

She's clinically obese.  Her outfit is fine, but that doesn't change the fact she's obese.  Obese isn't healthy, and it's not attractive.


*looks at picture*

*looks at this post*

*looks at the picture again*

*looks at this post again*

At worst, she's a bit heavy. That's not obese, unless you are a woman-hating pig.
 
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