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(MSN)   Taco Bell's newest test item is so exclusive, it is forbidden   ( msn.com) divider line
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2017-09-14 09:00:24 AM  
I thought they've been using human meat for years.
 
2017-09-14 09:40:28 AM  
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2017-09-14 10:05:53 AM  
Ah yes, Taco Bell once again pushes the envelope into exciting new formats of affordable, nutritious, and delicious food fare for the person on the go.  I applaud them for their innovative and forward thinking practices.
 
2017-09-14 10:16:26 AM  
Black poo
 
2017-09-14 10:17:21 AM  
Growing up in AZ, I used to make fun of Taco Bell for claiming to sell Mexican food.  Now that I live in the PNW, I've discovered the chain Taco Time and realize that there exists something farther away from real Mexican food than Taco Bell.
 
2017-09-14 10:20:24 AM  
Rest assured - 'forbidden flatulence' will be guaranteed with each new menu item.
 
2017-09-14 10:27:24 AM  
Why's it always gotta be the black rice?
 
2017-09-14 10:35:31 AM  

wildcardjack: Black poo


So now that's a sign of internal bleeding and of eating at Taco Bell.

Now that I think about it, not much difference.
 
2017-09-14 10:39:39 AM  
I guess yesterday's article didn't get enough attention to satisfy Taco Bell's marketing department.
 
2017-09-14 10:49:45 AM  
Halloween is supposed to be spooky, right?

What's more fear-inducing than alien and unnatural food served to you by minimum-wage workers in a setting that can't possibly be sanitary, when their typical culinary expertise is in ground cardboard, orange paint, and wallpaper paste?
 
2017-09-14 10:55:01 AM  
Well, I see the haters have arrived.  Harrumph.
 
2017-09-14 11:00:49 AM  
Looks like a burrito full of flies.
 
2017-09-14 11:11:42 AM  
It's so forbidden it's posted twice!

Because millennials never did the Forbidden Dance as their elders did, Taco Bell includes "forbidden" black rice with Forbidden Sauce in their new burrito bowl so they can experience the forbidden sensation
 
2017-09-14 12:57:00 PM  
The key to the restroom?
 
2017-09-14 12:57:33 PM  
Forbidden rice is delicious and nutritious. It is also $13 a kilogram here. I usually mix it 1:1 with koshihikari or jasmine rice, it gives it a beautiful two tone colour, flavour and texture. Trying to find a pic of the mapo tofu, forbidden rice and black bean beef I made last week.
 
2017-09-14 01:03:45 PM  
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/yes, yes, my mapo sauce is too wet and not the right colour but I was changing it for a western taste
//and yes, chef in me knows should not serve black food on black plate, red or yellow would be best, but we were running out of dishes at home
///slashies three
 
2017-09-14 01:23:28 PM  
Right, because it was reserved for a certain class of people at one point in history means "omg!!! it's forbidden rice!!1"

What a dumb article.
 
2017-09-14 02:42:22 PM  
Taco Bell is delicious. Yes, I know it's not real Mexican food. No, I don't give a shiat. It's delicious.
 
2017-09-14 03:23:54 PM  
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2017-09-14 03:40:32 PM  

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/yes, yes, my mapo sauce is too wet and not the right colour but I was changing it for a western taste
//and yes, chef in me knows should not serve black food on black plate, red or yellow would be best, but we were running out of dishes at home
///slashies three


A sink full of dirty dishes?

True chefness confirmed.
 
2017-09-14 04:26:00 PM  
Panda? I hope it's panda.
 
2017-09-14 11:54:27 PM  
Well the website insists I turn my phone sideways and take 4 times as long to read it.  Why do browsers even allow websites to override zoom?
 
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