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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)   Actual headline: Self-proclaimed 'most vile man' posts threatening video on YouTube after motel massage goes awry   ( fox43.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Mahady, criminal complaint, Douglas Mahady, Mahady's YouTube, homosexual slurs, police, new cumberland, Fairview Township  
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2017-09-14 08:29:59 AM  
6 votes:
So some male motel employee just randomly approached him and offered to give him a massage in his room? Yup. That sounds totes legit.
2017-09-14 10:41:42 AM  
4 votes:
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2017-09-14 09:07:28 AM  
4 votes:
Stories without happy endings make me sad.
2017-09-14 02:45:40 PM  
2 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: SpaceyCat: Pocket Ninja: So some male motel employee just randomly approached him and offered to give him a massage in his room? Yup. That sounds totes legit.

This is what I was wondering.  Sounds like he was soliciting and didn't get what he wanted.

Especially since he refused cops' offer to "assist" with that complaint.  Brave man wishes to suffer alone. (And I'm sure he does.)

Hey, who doesn't like to take a little vacay at the neighborhood fleabag motel once in a while? He just wanted to get away for some peace and quiet.

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2017-09-14 01:35:21 PM  
2 votes:
For example...
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2017-09-14 12:23:08 PM  
2 votes:
"idiots that come from India that live here tax-free and bring their false idols and false gods."

Yep. False Gods and idols are the real problem. The only reason their false gods even have that many arms is so they can jack off innocent Christians who are just minding their own business is shiatty fleabag motel rooms. That's why it makes more sense to go the righteous indignation route and start attacking the dudes you like to get down with. Repenting over the brown-dude-loving sin in your heart, or accepting yourself and avoiding the guilt imposed by your imaginary friend could never work.

This is also why I'm opposed to publically funding secondary education. If this man had a degree, we might be reading about some Republican representative and his overly wide bathroom stall stance.
2017-09-14 10:38:32 AM  
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2017-09-14 09:06:14 AM  
2 votes:
Yeah. A massage. Okay. Sure.
2017-09-14 08:57:09 AM  
2 votes:
I'm looking for a new dentist. I wonder if he can give me a referral?
2017-09-14 10:44:40 AM  
1 vote:

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: RJReves: Sounds like a closet case didn't get the "happy finish" he was hoping for.

I was going to go with self-hating homosexual who wanted just the massage (that he could...reminisce...about later, in private), and the guy (correctly) read that he was gay and went for the gold ring which pissed Mr. Vile - cuz that would make him gay.

But your explanation works too.

And, further pondering got me thinking he despises himself because the "masseur" was one of them "stinky Indians" that he "despises" yet make his mouth water and get him all excited.

Self hate is unhealthy. He'd be a happier man if he embraced the reality of who he is.
2017-09-14 10:21:23 AM  
1 vote:
So is he "most vile" in the sense that he holds a record (i.e., most vile in the city)? Or is he "most vile" in the sense that he is simply very vile? I must know!
2017-09-14 10:06:55 AM  
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2017-09-14 09:22:44 AM  
1 vote:
Remember the old days when if you were mad at someone, you wrote down your grievances  on paper. Then you quietly read those grievances out-loud to yourself AND THEN YOU BURNED THE PAPER... and you moved on. Good times
2017-09-14 08:26:47 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like a closet case didn't get the "happy finish" he was hoping for.
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