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(Reuters)   Best Korea threatens to sink Japan and reduce US to 'ashes and darkness'. Offer not valid in Oregon, Washington state, northern California, the city of Houston and pretty much all of southern Florida   ( reuters.com) divider line
    More: Murica, United States, Korean War, South Korea, Kim Il-sung, Security Council, North Korea, World War II, Kim Jong-il  
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2017-09-14 03:06:55 AM  
around a third of the country is already either in ashes and/or darkness already.   it'd be redundant to nuke the wild fires or blow up texas right now.
 
2017-09-14 04:00:46 AM  
Pyongyang's Korea Asia-Pacific Peace Committee

Remember these are peaceful threats.
 
2017-09-14 06:05:16 AM  
Oh yeah!! Put em up, put em up.
 
2017-09-14 06:46:06 AM  

fusillade762: Pyongyang's Korea Asia-Pacific Peace Committee

Remember these are peaceful threats.


War is peace.
 
2017-09-14 06:50:33 AM  
Best Korea threatens to sink Japan and reduce US to 'ashes and darkness'.

But I don't want us to be like North Korea.
 
2017-09-14 07:28:01 AM  
wait, how do you sink Japan?
 
2017-09-14 07:53:50 AM  

somedude210: wait, how do you sink Japan?


You scare everyone over to the far side, and it tips over.
 
2017-09-14 08:21:22 AM  

somedude210: wait, how do you sink Japan?


Put a hole in the middle of it and then the water seeps in.
 
2017-09-14 08:35:13 AM  
I don't think Japan is a country you really want to be messing with.  They have an extremely long history of no farks given.
 
2017-09-14 08:37:14 AM  

LL316: I don't think Japan is a country you really want to be messing with.  They have an extremely long history of no farks given.


I feel like there needs to be a stronger phrase used for Japan. It's not so much "no farks given" as it is "invade, murder, rape, conduct weird experiments, get bored and start murdering their own people, then burn everything down". Japan is hardcore, dude.
 
2017-09-14 08:40:45 AM  

somedude210: wait, how do you sink Japan?


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2017-09-14 08:41:54 AM  
All you need is a match around here.

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2017-09-14 08:45:09 AM  
This is what happens when their leader gets bored.
Insane rambling press releases.
This reminds me of someone.
We should get Kim Jong Un on twitter.
 
2017-09-14 08:54:58 AM  
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2017-09-14 08:55:35 AM  

somedude210: wait, how do you sink Japan?


Yeah that's ridiculous. It would be so much easier to tip it over.
 
2017-09-14 08:57:31 AM  

somedude210: wait, how do you sink Japan?


resources.matcha-jp.comView Full Size

That's no sink.
 
2017-09-14 08:57:35 AM  

Snarfangel: somedude210: wait, how do you sink Japan?

You scare everyone over to the far side, and it tips over.


/shakes tiny Godzilla-like hands
 
2017-09-14 08:58:42 AM  

KarmicDisaster: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x357]


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xCbPbV_W0hg
 
2017-09-14 09:07:36 AM  
It's not just the left coast, subby. Pretty much everything west of about the 27th meridian is on fire. They're saying no relief for Montana/Idaho until (if) the snow flies.
 
2017-09-14 09:08:45 AM  
And then what.
 
2017-09-14 09:15:20 AM  
Ocala and large swaths of us on the western side of Florida are also already messed up to, subs. Sadly the media only cares about where rich people vacation.
 
2017-09-14 09:15:33 AM  

Weaver95: around a third of the country is already either in ashes and/or darkness already.   it'd be redundant to nuke the wild fires or blow up texas right now.


It's *always* a good idea to blow up Texass.
 
2017-09-14 09:28:41 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: fusillade762: Pyongyang's Korea Asia-Pacific Peace Committee

Remember these are peaceful threats.

War is peace.


Oh come on, this is America.  Slavery is peace is the preferred nomenclature.
 
2017-09-14 09:30:59 AM  
Er, slavery is freedom.  Good god how I need more farking covfefe.
 
2017-09-14 09:36:31 AM  

Wessoman: somedude210: wait, how do you sink Japan?

[resources.matcha-jp.com image 848x1024]
That's no sink.


I never understood why the Japanese put urinals on the floor like that.
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There. And you get a handy footlever, too, so you don't spread germs.
 
2017-09-14 09:41:39 AM  

dababler: Ocala and large swaths of us on the western side of Florida are also already messed up to, subs. Sadly the media only cares about where rich people vacation.


This. North Florida, especially Jacksonville and its surrounding counties, got absolutely wrecked as well. Power is still intermittent at home - but thankfully comes on more reliably at night so we can run A/C. And add that all the kids are home because the schools are without power and the roads are still blocked...

Well, I'm glad to be at work today - the office was closed until last night.
 
2017-09-14 09:46:07 AM  
Most of Florida is built upon limestone. Once it gets unstable, you get giant sinkhole time. It's going to fall down sooner or later.
 
2017-09-14 10:00:02 AM  

ModernLuddite: LL316: I don't think Japan is a country you really want to be messing with.  They have an extremely long history of no farks given.

I feel like there needs to be a stronger phrase used for Japan. It's not so much "no farks given" as it is "invade, murder, rape, conduct weird experiments, get bored and start murdering their own people, then burn everything down". Japan is hardcore, dude.


Yeah, not that I think it was the right thing to do but we had to farking nuke them or we'd probably still be at war.  Good thing Kim Jung un is a God or he'd probably want to rethink things.
 
2017-09-14 10:10:17 AM  
Japan needs the starship Yamamoto right now.

That wave gun can really Fark shiat up.
 
2017-09-14 10:32:01 AM  

mod3072: It's not just the left coast, subby. Pretty much everything west of about the 27th meridian is on fire. They're saying no relief for Montana/Idaho until (if) the snow flies.


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...Why is it showing a Youtube along with the wildfires?
 
2017-09-14 10:34:22 AM  

Amish Tech Support: Japan needs the starship Yamamoto right now.


So, did your Iphone autocorrect "Yamato" to "Yamamoto" (How delicious), or is this another one of those bizarre "Mandela Effect" things I should pretend to give a shiat about?
 
2017-09-14 10:41:01 AM  

ModernLuddite: LL316: I don't think Japan is a country you really want to be messing with.  They have an extremely long history of no farks given.

I feel like there needs to be a stronger phrase used for Japan. It's not so much "no farks given" as it is "invade, murder, rape, conduct weird experiments, get bored and start murdering their own people, then burn everything down". Japan is hardcore, dude.


It used to be. Today, its men are all metrosexuals who have no interest in sex or dating. They wouldn't have any idea what to do with a gun.
 
2017-09-14 11:03:29 AM  

Pichu0102: mod3072: It's not just the left coast, subby. Pretty much everything west of about the 27th meridian is on fire. They're saying no relief for Montana/Idaho until (if) the snow flies.

[img.fark.net image 547x565]

...Why is it showing a Youtube along with the wildfires?


It's a hot video.
 
2017-09-14 01:14:16 PM  

somedude210: wait, how do you sink Japan?


Best Korea does have torpedoes you know.
 
2017-09-14 02:09:19 PM  
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EAT A FARKING SNICKERS UN!
 
2017-09-14 02:46:00 PM  
With such science skills as thinking you can sink an island, he should really be on the Congressional subcommittee for Science and Technology.
 
2017-09-14 03:30:32 PM  
Is it just me, or is the angry, fat kid getting fatter? The dude clinging to his left arm looks like he is about to beg for food, or just absorb nutrients via osmosis.

ModernLuddite: LL316: I don't think Japan is a country you really want to be messing with.  They have an extremely long history of no farks given.

I feel like there needs to be a stronger phrase used for Japan. It's not so much "no farks given" as it is "invade, murder, rape, conduct weird experiments, get bored and start murdering their own people, then burn everything down". Japan is hardcore, dude.


This. People seem to forget that 85 years ago their leader was a God-Emperor and that war, and the way of the warrior was not only taught in school, but considered to be the pinnacle of life.
While they aren't really that hardcore anymore, they aren't to be trifled with either.

As usual, Fat Kid is just begging for food.

Snarfangel: Wessoman: somedude210: wait, how do you sink Japan?

[resources.matcha-jp.com image 848x1024]
That's no sink.

I never understood why the Japanese put urinals on the floor like that.
[img.fark.net image 850x703]
There. And you get a handy footlever, too, so you don't spread germs.


Yeah, but now you are tripping over the toilet paper and landing in the urinal; not an improvement IMO...
 
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