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(ABC News)   Sean Spicer on the infamous press briefing about the size of the inauguration crowd: "I don't think it was probably the best start"   ( abcnews.go.com) divider line
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2017-09-14 04:08:31 AM  
The man is a master of the understatement.
 
2017-09-14 04:30:27 AM  
I'm only going to watch the interview in the hopes that Snekretary gets a mention.
 
2017-09-14 05:07:20 AM  
Alternative facts?
 
2017-09-14 05:42:27 AM  
That's not Snek's fault. Trumpy already has all words. All the best words. And he refused to share.

/It is Snek's fault for going to work for that farking assclown the first place, however
 
2017-09-14 06:45:27 AM  
LOL
 
2017-09-14 07:09:28 AM  
Somewhere, a dumpster is missing its fire, Snek.
 
2017-09-14 07:09:31 AM  
If you thought the start was bad, wait until you see the finish.
 
2017-09-14 07:15:20 AM  
Try all you like Spiceweasel, but the whole world watched you trade your dignity for a paycheck and some camera time.
 
2017-09-14 07:20:08 AM  

Flappyhead: Try all you like Spiceweasel, but the whole world watched you trade your dignity for a paycheck and some camera time.


I'd still buy the man a beer if I bumped into him somewhere.  Seems like he needs some alcohol to try to erase all those memories.
 
2017-09-14 07:20:44 AM  
Let's not start seeing this clown as a sympathetic character, nor minimize his destructive lies - laugh at him, not with him.
 
2017-09-14 07:21:09 AM  
The destruction of his reputation was at the hands of the extreme Dippin Dots lobby, and you all know it.
 
2017-09-14 07:30:29 AM  

Flappyhead: Try all you like Spiceweasel, but the whole world watched you trade your dignity for a paycheck and some camera time.


If the suit fits, wear it.
 
2017-09-14 07:32:03 AM  

Wyalt Derp: Let's not start seeing this clown as a sympathetic character, nor minimize his destructive lies - laugh at him, not with him.


THIS.

The other late night Jimmy ruffled Trump's hair, and Trump is still a toxic asshole.

This guy was Republican President Donald Trump's chief lie disseminator. Stop buying into his transparent image reclamation project.
 
2017-09-14 07:44:18 AM  
He explained that he was hired to be the voice of the president and had to communicate those positions, regardless of his personal beliefs.

He was following orders.  Arbeit macht frei.
 
2017-09-14 07:49:00 AM  
Don't pick on him, he's slowly working the 12 step program towards a lifestyle of veracity.
 
2017-09-14 08:11:30 AM  
Hitler gassed millions.
 
2017-09-14 08:16:09 AM  
I don't know, kicking off with a lie about an easily verifiable fact seems to be the best outcome we could hope for from these people.  At least it wasn't anything unexpected.
 
2017-09-14 08:16:22 AM  

bluorangefyre: Flappyhead: Try all you like Spiceweasel, but the whole world watched you trade your dignity for a paycheck and some camera time.

I'd still buy the man a beer if I bumped into him somewhere.  Seems like he needs some alcohol to try to erase all those memories.


Same here. But only in the hope that he would dish some serious, off the record dirt.
 
2017-09-14 08:20:46 AM  

Lady J: bluorangefyre: Flappyhead: Try all you like Spiceweasel, but the whole world watched you trade your dignity for a paycheck and some camera time.

I'd still buy the man a beer if I bumped into him somewhere.  Seems like he needs some alcohol to try to erase all those memories.

Same here. But only in the hope that he would dish some serious, off the record dirt.


I would only buy him a beer if I could arrange for it to be served in a snek glass.
 
2017-09-14 08:24:59 AM  

CipollinaFan: Flappyhead: Try all you like Spiceweasel, but the whole world watched you trade your dignity for a paycheck and some camera time.

If the suit fits, wear it.


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2017-09-14 08:39:34 AM  
His first mistake was agreeing to work for Trump. To be honest, though, I prefer him to Huckabee. She is a far smoother and more professional liar. It's better for the nation to have a wreck like Snek. Plus, Huckabee lacks Spicy Snex Appeal.
 
2017-09-14 08:49:31 AM  
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2017-09-14 08:49:54 AM  

DeaH: His first mistake was agreeing to work for Trump. To be honest, though, I prefer him to Huckabee. She is a far smoother and more professional liar. It's better for the nation to have a wreck like Snek. Plus, Huckabee lacks Spicy Snex Appeal.


all of this. I used to love his ragey little face and spicey smash meme.
 
2017-09-14 09:02:05 AM  
I'm a lying piece of shiat, need to work on that. Or at least try not to get caught.
 
2017-09-14 09:06:48 AM  

CipollinaFan: Flappyhead: Try all you like Spiceweasel, but the whole world watched you trade your dignity for a paycheck and some camera time.

If the suit fits, wear it.


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2017-09-14 09:30:42 AM  
Trump said he had the best words, so he shouldn't need someone to speak for him. Why doesn't he go out there himself?
 
2017-09-14 09:41:51 AM  
No.

No, fark Sean Spicer. He doesn't get to be a beloved celebrity. He lied on DAY ONE of his job and knew he was doing it, and only continued from there. HE coined the term "fake news." HE is the one who did more damage to the fourth estate and its place in democracy than anyone else. It was HIS JOB to not only tell the press what the president was thinking, but also his job to tell the President to STFU and stop trying to lie to the press. He's such a toady he didn't even have the fortitude to tell Trump that lying about obvious shiat probably wasn't the best way to get people to like him. Instead, he took Trump's shiat, turned it into a sandwich, and after eating most of it, offered the crumbs to the press.

He's spineless. He's not particularly smart. He took the job knowing it was a shiat show because he figured he'd get ahead. He did genuine damage to our country and to the office of the president, damage that may never be undone. You can cry about how Huckabeast is worse, but SEAN SPICER is the one who started all this antagonism towards the press and diminishing their role in protecting democracy. He created the antagonism, not her. Just because he was embarrassingly bad at his job doesn't mean he's a good guy.

So no, he doesn't get to be this "Aw shucks, I'm just a decent guy in a bad situation, I didn't really mean any of it," person. He isn't the person Melissa McCarthy played on SNL, he's a piece of shiat who sold out his country to further his own career and now that it backfired on him, he's trying to salvage something because he knows he's totally worthless to just about everyone.

He's a fark up and a piece of shiat. He did real damage to YOUR country. And people love him for it? Fark that and fark him.
 
2017-09-14 09:51:05 AM  
Pop quiz. Which sounds better?

"The president made a simple typing error."

Or...

"The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant."

/It's not the crime, it's the covfefe-up.
 
2017-09-14 10:22:13 AM  
Au contraire, Spicy: it was the best way to start a presidency characterized by egregious lies and self-aggrandizement.
 
2017-09-14 10:31:16 AM  

bluorangefyre: Flappyhead: Try all you like Spiceweasel, but the whole world watched you trade your dignity for a paycheck and some camera time.

I'd still buy the man a beer if I bumped into him somewhere.  Seems like he needs some alcohol to try to erase all those memories.


Or a lobotomy with a drill press.
 
2017-09-14 10:48:16 AM  
It's not like people expected high standards with this Administration.
If we're all still around in 2020, Trump's campaign slogan will be "See, we didn't destroy the planet."
 
2017-09-14 11:04:25 AM  

The Southern Logic Company: CipollinaFan: Flappyhead: Try all you like Spiceweasel, but the whole world watched you trade your dignity for a paycheck and some camera time.

If the suit fits, wear it.

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I just sent that to my communications director. Lols for days. Thanks, brochacho.
 
2017-09-14 11:08:48 AM  

Abner Doon: Lady J: bluorangefyre: Flappyhead: Try all you like Spiceweasel, but the whole world watched you trade your dignity for a paycheck and some camera time.

I'd still buy the man a beer if I bumped into him somewhere.  Seems like he needs some alcohol to try to erase all those memories.

Same here. But only in the hope that he would dish some serious, off the record dirt.

I would only buy him a beer if I could arrange for it to be served in a snek glass.


Also, I'd stir it with my dick.
 
2017-09-14 11:19:12 AM  
Huh. And how about the endless litany of lies that followed over the next several weeks? Just a bit of the old overzealousness? You really have to be a bottom feeder to not own your bullshiat like that.
 
2017-09-14 11:32:13 AM  
fark Sean Spicer. This shiat isn't funny or cute, it's dangerous and absolutely damaging as hell. He can eat a bag of dicks.
 
2017-09-14 11:36:45 AM  
WTF is that autoplay video?

A news program with a farking cheering live audience like it's the Voice, or something?

WT actual F?
 
2017-09-14 07:37:23 PM  

bluorangefyre: Flappyhead: Try all you like Spiceweasel, but the whole world watched you trade your dignity for a paycheck and some camera time.

I'd still buy the man a beer if I bumped into him somewhere.  Seems like he needs some alcohol to try to erase all those memories.


I'd buy him a shot glass of day old Bud Light and then brag that I was the person that bought him the biggest, bestest, and coldest beer in the world. Nobody has ever bought him a better beer.
 
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