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(LensCulture)   He is able to hear her, talk to her, and perceive her soul. She gives him an important sense of security. He says he cannot live without her. He's really happy now. He applies ointment to her elbow (Not safe for work)   ( lensculture.com) divider line
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2017-09-14 06:05:36 AM  
18 votes:
Yeah the photographer is an imbecile. The subject is mentally ill and needs help. And the sex doll does not have a soul. Enjoy your imagination as I enjoy mine, but we still have this reality thing to deal with.
2017-09-14 03:59:28 AM  
17 votes:
I'd rather guys do stuff like this than turn into weird women-hating incels. So... it's odd, but good for him
2017-09-14 08:22:32 AM  
9 votes:
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Really good movie, actually.
2017-09-14 03:26:30 AM  
9 votes:
She looks a little worse for wear. But more power to him. He could be doing the same thing with a frozen chicken and I still wouldn't care because it doesn't affect me one tiny bit.
2017-09-14 12:29:50 AM  
9 votes:
He has Jenny; we have Fark
2017-09-14 09:15:59 AM  
8 votes:

August11: Yeah the photographer is an imbecile. The subject is mentally ill and needs help. And the sex doll does not have a soul. Enjoy your imagination as I enjoy mine, but we still have this reality thing to deal with.


Eh, why?  He's not hurting anyone, and he's a presumably otherwise-productive member of society.

Not everyone needs to be married with 2 kids.
2017-09-14 06:48:57 AM  
8 votes:
The pictures kinda skeeved me out.  Dude.... wash your toys after use.
2017-09-14 09:54:28 AM  
7 votes:

miscreant: ModernLuddite: Is anyone here knowledgeable about the subject at hand, and can recommend books or websites about the phenomena of people (okay, men) who fall in love with inanimate objects (okay, sex dolls)? I find the idea fascinating and sad in equal measure.

I do find it kinda interesting that this is something that is generally restricted to men. Especially considering that the ones who society pushes towards playing with dolls/dress-up are women. Is it because guys can get off with a doll and women can't really (can they? I've never even seen a sex doll for women... do they exist?). Once there are actual sex robots, will we see parity?


Love is a complex thing.

I love my classic car. I love pasta (unfortunately). I still love (and to be pedantic, I'm still in love with) my late wife and I always will. None are or ever will be capable of loving me back. So, I don't find it terribly disturbing. A love doll isn't my thing (yet), so while I find it different, to each his (or her) own.

Why (mostly) men. My theory. A woman, no matter how unattractive, can get a guy if she wants one. He might be a bottom of the barrel ugly loser, but she can get someone. For guys, even a hooker can say no if they choose (and that's only sex, not love). You put 50 men and 50 women in a bar, and any woman who leaves alone leaves alone by choice. Guys, most who leave alone do so because they have no choice but to leave alone. Again, not love, but it's at least the seed that can let love bloom.

/ugly
//alone
///depressed and resigned to it rather than bitter.
2017-09-14 08:14:05 AM  
7 votes:
ftfw

Dirk and Jenny have lived together happily for four years-so what if Jenny is a silicone doll?

Well, the 'so what' is that Jenny is not 'living' with Dirk, because she isn't alive.

And yes, as earlier farker said, dude is mentally ill.
2017-09-14 09:05:34 AM  
6 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Lady J: HotWingConspiracy: Lady J: while the insane have relationships with real people, smiling and drinking cocktails in restaurants?

All the time

[tetchy sigh]

Yes ok, I see the point you're making.

But are you honestly telling me you think this guy is totally fine (not necessarily sane, but thriving), and that this situation is healthy?

I'm on the fence. I choose to live alone because I find other people stifling, and a wake of crying, angry women haunt my past. I have no desire to fill that void with a large doll, but people have told me that I should be in therapy to deal with my "issue" of having no strong desire to live with someone or pursue relationships long enough to where that would be a thing.

I do think this could get really ugly when the doll's body starts truly breaking down, unclear how he'll deal with her "death".

But aside from all of that, he seems to be functioning in society. Must have a job, has a kid, has a normal past with women. I don't think any interdiction is needed.


I totally agree. Consenting adults can do what the hell they want, as long as it doesnt negatively affect other people.

And not wanting to be in a relationship with another human being is not abberant. Your friends are idiots (sorry).

However, this guy on some levels believes this doll is alive. We're all tethered to reality to a greater or lesser extent. I am firmly tethered; my husband less so. He's suffered some mental health stuff in the past where he had no grip on reality and it is frightening stuff.

The guy in the article is not in touch with reality. It's manifesting in a currently harmless way (we think), and at the moment this fake reality only concerns this doll (that we know of). But I think rejecting reality is a habit, and if there's no one around you (human!) to provide a consistent message and keep you on the straight and narrow ... I don't know what would happen to a person under those circumstances...
2017-09-14 08:58:18 AM  
6 votes:
Meh... no creepier than suggesting that humans have a soul that can survive out of body and experience eternity in heaven based on the interpretations of a book.
2017-09-14 08:23:02 AM  
6 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: August11: Yeah the photographer is an imbecile. The subject is mentally ill and needs help.

Help with what?


Silicon repair and maintenance?
2017-09-14 08:51:11 AM  
5 votes:

Lady J: HotWingConspiracy: Lady J: while the insane have relationships with real people, smiling and drinking cocktails in restaurants?

All the time

[tetchy sigh]

Yes ok, I see the point you're making.

But are you honestly telling me you think this guy is totally fine (not necessarily sane, but thriving), and that this situation is healthy?


I'm on the fence. I choose to live alone because I find other people stifling, and a wake of crying, angry women haunt my past. I have no desire to fill that void with a large doll, but people have told me that I should be in therapy to deal with my "issue" of having no strong desire to live with someone or pursue relationships long enough to where that would be a thing.

I do think this could get really ugly when the doll's body starts truly breaking down, unclear how he'll deal with her "death".

But aside from all of that, he seems to be functioning in society. Must have a job, has a kid, has a normal past with women. I don't think any interdiction is needed.
2017-09-14 02:07:49 PM  
4 votes:

garandman1a: miscreant: ModernLuddite: Is anyone here knowledgeable about the subject at hand, and can recommend books or websites about the phenomena of people (okay, men) who fall in love with inanimate objects (okay, sex dolls)? I find the idea fascinating and sad in equal measure.

I do find it kinda interesting that this is something that is generally restricted to men. Especially considering that the ones who society pushes towards playing with dolls/dress-up are women. Is it because guys can get off with a doll and women can't really (can they? I've never even seen a sex doll for women... do they exist?). Once there are actual sex robots, will we see parity?

Love is a complex thing.

I love my classic car. I love pasta (unfortunately). I still love (and to be pedantic, I'm still in love with) my late wife and I always will. None are or ever will be capable of loving me back. So, I don't find it terribly disturbing. A love doll isn't my thing (yet), so while I find it different, to each his (or her) own.

Why (mostly) men. My theory. A woman, no matter how unattractive, can get a guy if she wants one. He might be a bottom of the barrel ugly loser, but she can get someone. For guys, even a hooker can say no if they choose (and that's only sex, not love). You put 50 men and 50 women in a bar, and any woman who leaves alone leaves alone by choice. Guys, most who leave alone do so because they have no choice but to leave alone. Again, not love, but it's at least the seed that can let love bloom.

/ugly
//alone
///depressed and resigned to it rather than bitter.


The men who claim that any woman can get laid always forget one important detail:

Men kill women. There are predators out there who prey on low risk victims, and ugly, fat, old, lonely women are about as low risk as they come. Inviting one to your home or going to his home is a great way to end up raped, killed, and skinned for new suit material.

So the choice women make is not "do I want sex so bad that I'm willing to put up with a toothless meth addict pounding me?" It's "do I want sex so bad I'm willing to risk becoming the next body on a Criminal Minds episode?"
2017-09-14 09:34:36 AM  
4 votes:

PunGent: August11: Yeah the photographer is an imbecile. The subject is mentally ill and needs help. And the sex doll does not have a soul. Enjoy your imagination as I enjoy mine, but we still have this reality thing to deal with.

Eh, why?  He's not hurting anyone, and he's a presumably otherwise-productive member of society.

Not everyone needs to be married with 2 kids.


There's a vast gulf between married with two kids, and believing a doll is alive.

He's taken refuge in a delusion, presumably because he's lonely. Does he know it's a delusion? How would he react in a real world situation? If he fell and hurt himself badly, would he call an ambulance or would he ask the doll to do it?

I'm not saying lock him up, no one is.
2017-09-14 09:19:57 AM  
4 votes:

Lady J: HotWingConspiracy: Lady J: while the insane have relationships with real people, smiling and drinking cocktails in restaurants?

All the time

[tetchy sigh]

Yes ok, I see the point you're making.

But are you honestly telling me you think this guy is totally fine (not necessarily sane, but thriving), and that this situation is healthy?


NOBODY is "totally fine"...and that's according to the DSM.  We're all somewhere on some spectrum or other.

I've met more quack shrinks than competent ones in the course of my legal career...got one's license yanked, in fact...so I'd prefer it if society directed the scarce good ones toward people who REALLY need help; ie, the suicidal and violent.
2017-09-14 09:06:53 AM  
4 votes:
THAT was disturbing.
2017-09-14 08:47:17 AM  
4 votes:
Let's see...
I started in life as PVC pellets,
so perfect, hygienic and clean.
Came sealed in a package,
unused and unopened
like a virgin if you know what I mean.

Girls and ladies I've fallen,
Dirk used me ungently,
dark things that vexed me,
both physically and ment'lly.
A patch kit won't fix what I've seen...

Everybody now,

I'm Jenny the love doll
my vinyl has finally
given in to the sins of the flesh.
Sweet Jenny they called me,
before I was crusty, I was
so sweet and so free.
But now that's all over,
my life's a disaster.
A superfund site gots nothing on me.
2017-09-14 07:31:06 AM  
4 votes:
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2017-09-14 11:57:40 AM  
3 votes:

stuhayes2010: FTA: "What is normal?"

Normal is living with and banging a living breathing human being.


Tell that to thousands of men and women living in monasteries and nunneries.

Claiming you have feelings for inanimate objects is not.

Now that's an interesting question.  Honestly, I care more about, say, my car than I do about any random million strangers on the planet.  My car being stolen would bother me more than learning about a plague in, say, China.

Perhaps that's wrong of me, but I'd expect the average person in China to feel the same way, frankly...it's the way we're wired.
2017-09-14 11:35:45 AM  
3 votes:
That was hard to watch. Because that's a human being who has become so lonely, so deprived of human intimacy, that he's had to imprint it onto an inanimate object to feel the kind of connection he craves. I'm not into the doll thing. It creeps me out, but I identify with what might have driven him there.

We all want another person to love us unconditionally warts, weird smells, and all; yet so very, very, very few of us get that. Most of us can cope, some of us can't.
2017-09-14 11:06:02 AM  
3 votes:
He is able to hear her, talk to her, and perceive her soul.

Nope! He has some major issues he needs to work out and not pass along to his kid, or go any deeper down the rabbit hole. Not farking healthy, by any meter.

/you don't have to wait for the dead hookers under the mattress before there is an obvious problem
2017-09-14 09:12:52 AM  
3 votes:

Non Sequitur Man: [img.fark.net image 500x343]


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Some things should be sacrosanct, and Calvin and Hobbes is one of them.  In this darkest timeline, can't we keep just one little place in our imaginations of sweet, innocent, refuge?

That was bad, and you should feel bad. Like I do for laughing at that....
2017-09-14 08:24:49 AM  
3 votes:

Lady J: while the insane have relationships with real people, smiling and drinking cocktails in restaurants?


All the time
2017-09-14 08:22:21 AM  
3 votes:

Gleeman: Lady J: ftfw

Dirk and Jenny have lived together happily for four years-so what if Jenny is a silicone doll?

Well, the 'so what' is that Jenny is not 'living' with Dirk, because she isn't alive.

And yes, as earlier farker said, dude is mentally ill.

But how do we know he's not the sane one, and the rest of us only think we are sane because we're conditioned that way by the authorities?

/adjusts tin foil


Sane people scrape dried spunk off a plastic doll, while the insane have relationships with real people, smiling and drinking cocktails in restaurants? That's quite some false reality the authorities have created. I'll take it.
2017-09-14 07:55:43 AM  
3 votes:
Jenny looks like she's been ridden hard and put up wet on more than one occasion.
2017-09-14 05:51:11 AM  
3 votes:
"Dirk"? Yeah right - what's his Fark han...

Oh, hang on, wasn't it...

/Never mind
2017-09-14 10:31:42 AM  
2 votes:

pikov.yndropov: THAT was disturbing.


Agree. And, so terribly sad at the same time. I'm not suggesting one way to define "normal", but I have a hard time accepting that this is not unhinged on even the slightest level.
2017-09-14 10:02:28 AM  
2 votes:

garandman1a: miscreant: ModernLuddite: Is anyone here knowledgeable about the subject at hand, and can recommend books or websites about the phenomena of people (okay, men) who fall in love with inanimate objects (okay, sex dolls)? I find the idea fascinating and sad in equal measure.

I do find it kinda interesting that this is something that is generally restricted to men. Especially considering that the ones who society pushes towards playing with dolls/dress-up are women. Is it because guys can get off with a doll and women can't really (can they? I've never even seen a sex doll for women... do they exist?). Once there are actual sex robots, will we see parity?

Love is a complex thing.

I love my classic car. I love pasta (unfortunately). I still love (and to be pedantic, I'm still in love with) my late wife and I always will. None are or ever will be capable of loving me back. So, I don't find it terribly disturbing. A love doll isn't my thing (yet), so while I find it different, to each his (or her) own.

Why (mostly) men. My theory. A woman, no matter how unattractive, can get a guy if she wants one. He might be a bottom of the barrel ugly loser, but she can get someone. For guys, even a hooker can say no if they choose (and that's only sex, not love). You put 50 men and 50 women in a bar, and any woman who leaves alone leaves alone by choice. Guys, most who leave alone do so because they have no choice but to leave alone. Again, not love, but it's at least the seed that can let love bloom.

/ugly
//alone
///depressed and resigned to it rather than bitter.


The difference is you don't think your car is alive (do you?).

Coping mechanisms are one thing, but this guy is gradually losing his grip on reality.
2017-09-14 09:59:39 AM  
2 votes:

PunGent: Lady J: He's taken refuge in a delusion, presumably because he's lonely.

FTA:  "Dirk has friends, some of whom even know about the relationship."

I'm not saying it's not weird, I'm saying there's WAY worse folks out there we should focus scarce therapeutic resources on.  This guy's not hurting himself or anyone else, as far as I can see.

If someday he gets so far gone he tried to have her call an ambulance for him, that'd be sad...but people die alone every single day.

A cousin of mine managed to kill herself on a locked psych ward, under 24/7 suicide watch, in a premier psychiatric hospital.  You can't save everyone...and this guy seems to have found a coping mechanism.


I think he probably is hurting himself. He's turned his back on reality for something more comforting, and that doesnt always end well. Just look at John Hinckley.

Anyway, he's not currently hurting anyone else, and if he is doing himself harm it's not in a way that we can easily detect.

I'm absolutely not advocating for any action being taken.

We'll have to agree to disagree.
2017-09-14 09:49:40 AM  
2 votes:

Lady J: He's taken refuge in a delusion, presumably because he's lonely.


FTA:  "Dirk has friends, some of whom even know about the relationship."

I'm not saying it's not weird, I'm saying there's WAY worse folks out there we should focus scarce therapeutic resources on.  This guy's not hurting himself or anyone else, as far as I can see.

If someday he gets so far gone he tried to have her call an ambulance for him, that'd be sad...but people die alone every single day.

A cousin of mine managed to kill herself on a locked psych ward, under 24/7 suicide watch, in a premier psychiatric hospital.  You can't save everyone...and this guy seems to have found a coping mechanism.
2017-09-14 09:25:32 AM  
2 votes:

Arachnophobe: [img.fark.net image 425x318]

Really good movie, actually.


Second
2017-09-14 09:19:37 AM  
2 votes:

miscreant: ModernLuddite: Is anyone here knowledgeable about the subject at hand, and can recommend books or websites about the phenomena of people (okay, men) who fall in love with inanimate objects (okay, sex dolls)? I find the idea fascinating and sad in equal measure.

I do find it kinda interesting that this is something that is generally restricted to men. Especially considering that the ones who society pushes towards playing with dolls/dress-up are women. Is it because guys can get off with a doll and women can't really (can they? I've never even seen a sex doll for women... do they exist?). Once there are actual sex robots, will we see parity?


Sybian?
2017-09-14 09:13:07 AM  
2 votes:

Ker_Thwap: johnny_vegas: Ker_Thwap: Meh... no creepier than suggesting that humans have a soul that can survive out of body and experience eternity in heaven based on the interpretations of a book.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 680x453]

Am I wrong?


Yes.
/that was easy
2017-09-14 09:05:56 AM  
2 votes:

Ker_Thwap: Meh... no creepier than suggesting that humans have a soul that can survive out of body and experience eternity in heaven based on the interpretations of a book.


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2017-09-14 08:47:02 AM  
2 votes:
If you treat women like objects, people get mad.
If you treat objects like women, people get mad.
It's so confusing!
2017-09-14 08:46:37 AM  
2 votes:
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2017-09-14 08:32:23 AM  
2 votes:

ModernLuddite: Is anyone here knowledgeable about the subject at hand, and can recommend books or websites about the phenomena of people (okay, men) who fall in love with inanimate objects (okay, sex dolls)? I find the idea fascinating and sad in equal measure.


Lars and the Real Girl, the movie the pic I posted above is from, is as good a place to start as any. It's fiction, but it's not treated as a joke or worked for stupid comedy.
2017-09-14 08:28:10 AM  
2 votes:
What happens if you don't want the doll anymore? Is there a used market? Tossing it into the garbage could cause unwanted attention.
2017-09-14 08:21:51 AM  
2 votes:
Before judging

Sorry. Too late.
2017-09-14 04:49:37 AM  
2 votes:
OTOH, it may be keeping him from pet ownership -
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2017-09-14 11:18:41 PM  
1 vote:

ObscureNameHere: Easy to make fun, I suppose, but to look at themes in 'BladeRunner', new 'Battlestar Galactica' or even 'Synths' in 'FallOut 4', how far away are we from 'sex dolls' that are far more interactive and 'real' seeming?


I prefer the New Vegas model.

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2017-09-14 05:00:19 PM  
1 vote:
I am going to get some pamphlets from that company, and next time someone corners me with a long boring story about their awful relationship, I am going to read them the entire pamphlet at least once.
2017-09-14 02:48:59 PM  
1 vote:
Depends on if you think emotional projection is healthy or not. Seems like he's managing his just fine outside of the bedroom, so who cares? If those issues begin to spread to other relationships though, he's going to have serious problems.
2017-09-14 01:02:56 PM  
1 vote:
Hope the cops make regular checks of this guys basement.
2017-09-14 12:41:24 PM  
1 vote:

stan unusual: Non Sequitur Man: [img.fark.net image 500x343]



I don't think the Doctor has room to talk.

Doctor Who - Rory Wait 2,000 Year for Amy
Youtube lKzghr7Aw_U
2017-09-14 11:53:00 AM  
1 vote:

miscreant: So guess I'm still wondering why the pretending a sex doll is a real person thing tends to be mostly men?


<start sweeping generalization>

My guess would be that at a basic level, it's easier for desperate straight women to find a guy to sleep with than it is for desperate straight men to find a woman to sleep with.

<end sweeping generalization>
2017-09-14 11:43:49 AM  
1 vote:
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2017-09-14 10:49:25 AM  
1 vote:

That KY Girl: pikov.yndropov: THAT was disturbing.

Agree. And, so terribly sad at the same time. I'm not suggesting one way to define "normal", but I have a hard time accepting that this is not unhinged on even the slightest level.


Quite. If anything I feel bad for the guy and wonder what life events besides the Exes and his own mental state, contributed to this.
2017-09-14 10:40:09 AM  
1 vote:
Jenny's body is not perfect anymore. Her skin peels off.

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2017-09-14 09:59:11 AM  
1 vote:
You laugh now, but just wait until he helps save humanity during the robot uprising.
2017-09-14 09:38:21 AM  
1 vote:
All beings are a little disturbed and if this person has found a way to get through his days peacefully then more power to him. What consenting adults do is their business and none of mine until it interferes with mine.
2017-09-14 09:25:14 AM  
1 vote:

miscreant: ModernLuddite: Is anyone here knowledgeable about the subject at hand, and can recommend books or websites about the phenomena of people (okay, men) who fall in love with inanimate objects (okay, sex dolls)? I find the idea fascinating and sad in equal measure.

I do find it kinda interesting that this is something that is generally restricted to men. Especially considering that the ones who society pushes towards playing with dolls/dress-up are women. Is it because guys can get off with a doll and women can't really (can they? I've never even seen a sex doll for women... do they exist?). Once there are actual sex robots, will we see parity?


They're real, and they're spectacular as kludgy as the female ones; 2500 bucks:

http://www.isexdoll.com/Bob-Real-Silicone-Love-Doll.htm
2017-09-14 09:11:15 AM  
1 vote:
The furries would accept him into their clan. If he bought a uniform/costume. Same thing with the juggaloes
2017-09-14 09:10:54 AM  
1 vote:

johnny_vegas: Ker_Thwap: Meh... no creepier than suggesting that humans have a soul that can survive out of body and experience eternity in heaven based on the interpretations of a book.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 680x453]


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I was born edgy. I make edgy work!
2017-09-14 09:07:49 AM  
1 vote:
Join Reddit and buy a fleshlight.  Like normal people.
2017-09-14 08:48:54 AM  
1 vote:

Billy Bathsalt: Excuse me while I go and pen "The Ballad of Jenny the Crusty Love Doll."  Gold record, Jerry!


That's also what Jim Carrey called his ex.
2017-09-14 08:44:53 AM  
1 vote:

jennycom: I'd rather guys do stuff like this than turn into weird women-hating incels. So... it's odd, but good for him


You're just jealous that the Jenny in the article has someone to hold her, and caress her, and bathe her, and rewire her hinges and patch her silicon deterioration and put up with her smell...*hooork*

/seriously, though, the dating market Ian already dropping as more guys decide that video games and porn are enough for them
//wait and see what happens when we get AI
///then the ladies will get into it as well and the end of the human race will arrive
2017-09-14 08:42:16 AM  
1 vote:

smed7: August11: Yeah the photographer is an imbecile. The subject is mentally ill and needs help. And the sex doll does not have a soul. Enjoy your imagination as I enjoy mine, but we still have this reality thing to deal with.

ikr?
What "artist" wants a piece like that in their portfolio?
Furthermore, where does your portfolio go from there?
I dont think I wanna know.

/ I know,  welcome_to_fark.jpg


They are German, that is pretty tame for them.  A jizzed up Silicon Sally is pretty tame.
2017-09-14 08:40:49 AM  
1 vote:
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2017-09-14 08:31:54 AM  
1 vote:
The nice thing about an inflatable girlfriend, if you think she's getting a little heavy you can always fill her with helium.
2017-09-14 08:27:55 AM  
1 vote:
Is anyone here knowledgeable about the subject at hand, and can recommend books or websites about the phenomena of people (okay, men) who fall in love with inanimate objects (okay, sex dolls)? I find the idea fascinating and sad in equal measure.
2017-09-14 08:23:18 AM  
1 vote:

August11: Yeah the photographer is an imbecile. The subject is mentally ill and needs help. And the sex doll does not have a soul. Enjoy your imagination as I enjoy mine, but we still have this reality thing to deal with.


check your privilege white boy
2017-09-14 08:21:14 AM  
1 vote:

August11: Yeah the photographer is an imbecile. The subject is mentally ill and needs help.


Help with what?
2017-09-14 08:17:51 AM  
1 vote:
Excuse me while I go and pen "The Ballad of Jenny the Crusty Love Doll."  Gold record, Jerry!
2017-09-14 07:08:38 AM  
1 vote:
So... rode hard and put away... dry?

/Ewww
//Makes the Japanese body pillow look sane
2017-09-14 04:47:40 AM  
1 vote:
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  don't think I want to meet, much less bang, the soul of that.
 
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