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2017-09-13 07:11:12 PM  
So he gets government housing and subsidized prescription drugs?
 
2017-09-13 07:11:27 PM  
HRC ain't nothin' to fark with.
 
2017-09-13 07:12:38 PM  
Well, this puts a smile on my face.
 
2017-09-13 07:12:58 PM  
Time to go snatch that Wu Tang album from his apartment.
 
2017-09-13 07:13:03 PM  
Always "a joke" when bullies and idiots get consequences.
 
2017-09-13 07:13:33 PM  
That boy ain't right.
 
2017-09-13 07:13:34 PM  
But, what about free speach?
 
2017-09-13 07:13:39 PM  
He's smrt.
 
2017-09-13 07:13:47 PM  
It's a good thing for him the Wu Tang Clan doesn't know anyone on the inside...
 
2017-09-13 07:14:28 PM  
In other news, jail cigarette prices expected to increase by 500%
 
2017-09-13 07:14:52 PM  
Neck-and-neck for Most Punchable Face of the 2010s with Ted Cruz.
 
2017-09-13 07:15:08 PM  
May he be deposited in gen-pop and everyone made aware he is the 'Wu Tang' guy. It should go well.
 
2017-09-13 07:15:15 PM  
Shivved with an EpiPen would be poetic
 
2017-09-13 07:15:22 PM  
Does he lose that bail money? I hope he loses it.
 
2017-09-13 07:15:29 PM  
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2017-09-13 07:15:32 PM  
fark that guy.

on a side note, I've probably accidentally clicked the poorly placed 'submit a link' button 45 times this week after never clicking it once since signing up for FARK.
it's driving me crazy.... more crazy.
 
2017-09-13 07:15:39 PM  

mainsail: Always "a joke" when bullies and idiots get consequences.


Schrodinger's assault-and-battery-on-a-former-First-Lady joke and the Secret Service don't mix.
 
2017-09-13 07:15:40 PM  
Washington post says he'll be in a maximum-security prison through at least January.
 
2017-09-13 07:16:06 PM  

rudemix: May he be deposited in gen-pop and everyone made aware he is the 'Wu Tang' guy. It should go well.


They'll make him perform some of the songs from it, film it on a contraband phone and upload it to YouTube.
 
2017-09-13 07:17:19 PM  

ariseatex: Washington post says he'll be in a maximum-security prison through at least January.


LOL. Another article quoted him as thinking he's going to chill at "Club Fed" for a few months.
 
2017-09-13 07:17:48 PM  
So many jokesters around these days. Maybe test out your physical threat shtick at Caroline's, see how it lands first.
 
2017-09-13 07:17:52 PM  

MythDragon: Does he lose that bail money? I hope he loses it.


He isn't a fugitive until he falls to comply with the order revoking his bail, therefore he shouldn't lose his bail if he reports to jail as ordered by the judge.
 
2017-09-13 07:17:55 PM  
HOTY?

Nice job, subby.
 
2017-09-13 07:18:14 PM  
Brooklyn Federal Judge Kiyo Matsumotorevoked Shkreli's $5 million bail Wednesday evening, saying Shkreli's $5,000 bounty on Clinton's hair was the final straw.

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"You don't joke about hair, young man."
 
2017-09-13 07:19:15 PM  

JonBuck: Neck-and-neck for Most Punchable Face of the 2010s with Ted Cruz.


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/hai guise
 
2017-09-13 07:19:34 PM  
That boy ain't right in the head.
 
2017-09-13 07:20:05 PM  

derpes_simplex: Shivved with an EpiPen would be poetic


Epinephrine is a bad trip.
 
2017-09-13 07:20:54 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: ariseatex: Washington post says he'll be in a maximum-security prison through at least January.

LOL. Another article quoted him as thinking he's going to chill at "Club Fed" for a few months.


We've still got that club in Cuba, right?
 
2017-09-13 07:21:45 PM  

JonBuck: Neck-and-neck for Most Punchable Face of the 2010s with Ted Cruz.


I'd say they're both worthy, pound for pound.
 
2017-09-13 07:22:03 PM  

Stile4aly: HRC ain't nothin' to fark with.


They'll have to put him on suicide watch.
 
2017-09-13 07:23:11 PM  
Damn it, I was supposed to stop drinking today. Well at least its for celebration tonight, unlike the last month...
 
2017-09-13 07:24:27 PM  
big house pharma
 
2017-09-13 07:25:11 PM  
Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug.  Today, he's finding out how it feels to be the bug.
 
2017-09-13 07:26:56 PM  
Couldn't happen to a more deserving fellow.
 
2017-09-13 07:27:46 PM  

Vacation Bible School: common sense is an oxymoron: ariseatex: Washington post says he'll be in a maximum-security prison through at least January.

LOL. Another article quoted him as thinking he's going to chill at "Club Fed" for a few months.

We've still got that club in Cuba, right?


Yes, Guantanamera.
 
2017-09-13 07:28:41 PM  
The one time I cheer for the Aryan Brootherhood. Go get him, boys.
 
2017-09-13 07:28:55 PM  

jso2897: But, what about free speach?


YOU DON'T HAVE THE RI
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Oooooh you did *not* get me. A+ effort though.
 
2017-09-13 07:29:21 PM  
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Man, I just absolutely despise that smirking baby face of his.  It just gets me.  If I didn't already know who he was before this and saw that face on the street I'd just not like him.  And that is fairly unlike me.  I usually give people the benefit of the doubt no matter what they look like....  But he just looks like an ass.
 
2017-09-13 07:30:48 PM  

Stile4aly: HRC ain't nothin' to fark with.


Putting a bounty out for a Presidential candidate's body parts... farking stupid
 
2017-09-13 07:32:08 PM  

mainsail: Always "a joke" when bullies and idiots get consequences.


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A variation, at least.
 
2017-09-13 07:33:38 PM  
I only wish that they would put him in a state prison rather than federal.  They would eat him alive in state.
 
2017-09-13 07:35:22 PM  
What?  You can't put bounties on assault?  Aww geez, guys, it was just a joke.

/what a maroon
 
2017-09-13 07:35:26 PM  
Candidates don't get protection after the election.
HRC gets Secret Service protection because she's the wife of a President.
 
2017-09-13 07:35:29 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Time to go snatch that Wu Tang album from his apartment.


Bill Murray, is that you?
 
2017-09-13 07:35:52 PM  
And humanity unites with one giant grumpy cat "Good" meme.
 
2017-09-13 07:37:02 PM  
I'm sorry, but this is the sort of fascist BS you expect from Russia, Saudi Arabia, etc.  Joking about a celebrity is not a jailable offense, at least it wasn't in the past.
 
2017-09-13 07:37:05 PM  

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Man, I just absolutely despise that smirking baby face of his.  It just gets me.  If I didn't already know who he was before this and saw that face on the street I'd just not like him.  And that is fairly unlike me.  I usually give people the benefit of the doubt no matter what they look like....  But he just looks like an ass.


And that's the closest I've seen to him looking like a normal person. Usually he's much worse.
 
2017-09-13 07:38:16 PM  
Look forward to reading about how many times he gets 'tuned up' in the exercise yard, or wherever inside the prison ...  and then the prison doc telling him he can have some aspirins, but at a cost that is equal to about 4 years' worth of his canteen stuff per pill.
 
2017-09-13 07:38:45 PM  

Sean VasDeferens: I'm sorry, but this is the sort of fascist BS you expect from Russia, Saudi Arabia, etc.  Joking about a celebrity is not a jailable offense, at least it wasn't in the past.


Are you intentionally this obtuse? He violated parole. If you sneeze wrong you can get violated.

Get a f*cking grip.
 
2017-09-13 07:39:14 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Time to go snatch that Wu Tang album from his apartment.


That could end up being the soundtrack for his future romantic escapades.
 
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