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(Right Wing Watch)   "Trump's election was foretold by the bible," claims Jonathan Cahn, presumably referencing either Matthew 27.50-54; Luke 23.46-47; or Mark 15.37-39. Maybe even Malachi's prophecies   ( rightwingwatch.org) divider line
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2017-09-13 06:44:06 PM  
I really need to think of something to sell those people. Anyone stupid enough to believe that drivel should be parted with any money they may have.
 
2017-09-13 06:47:37 PM  
Huh. I thought Trump's election was foretold in Revelations.
 
2017-09-13 06:48:42 PM  
I assume it's something to do with Satan deceiving someone.
 
2017-09-13 06:50:03 PM  
Well, we all know he's not referenced in Ezekiel 23:20
 
2017-09-13 07:16:28 PM  

docpeteyJ: Huh. I thought Trump's election was foretold in Revelations.


Amen to that, brother! It's the Book of the Revelation of Saint John the Divine, by the way. Everybody gets that wrong because one revelation just doesn't seem enough to describe a book that is full of them, including Seven Letters to Seven Churches and Seven Seals and so forth.

The numbers always confuse people, I think. It is full of numbers and numerology (gematria).
 
2017-09-13 07:26:51 PM  
I had to look those up just to be sure.  Ima heathen.
Math27 and Mrk  15 are the same story from different point of view. Because of the language they are thought borrowed.
Yep, that's an eye roll. At best.

Jonathan Cahn  is a  Messianic Semikhah.
In other words, he is a Jew for Jesus and focuses on the "End Times"
 
2017-09-13 07:32:08 PM  

naughtyrev: Well, we all know he's not referenced in Ezekiel 23:20


Now that was both funny and smart.
Golf clap to you.
Oh Lordy.  I, not ever,  going to GIS that.
 
2017-09-13 07:56:08 PM  
Daniel 7:26
'But the court will sit for judgment, and his dominion will be taken away, annihilated and destroyed forever. "

Mathew 24:24
"For false Christs and false prophets will arise and will show great signs and wonders, so as to mislead, if possible, even the elect. "
 
2017-09-13 07:58:47 PM  
And here I was thinking it was foretold in Two Corinthians

/walk into a bar
 
2017-09-13 07:59:02 PM  
If Trump has 666 on his body anywhere, this theory is quite believable.
 
2017-09-13 07:59:02 PM  

blender61: I had to look those up just to be sure.  Ima heathen.
Math27 and Mrk  15 are the same story from different point of view. Because of the language they are thought borrowed.
Yep, that's an eye roll. At best.

Jonathan Cahn  is a  Messianic Semikhah.
In other words, he is a Jew for Jesus and focuses on the "End Times"


I'm laughing at the superior intellect.
 
2017-09-13 08:11:04 PM  
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2017-09-13 08:12:58 PM  
So why didn't he announce this in June 2015?

Is the United States even mentioned in the Bible?
 
2017-09-13 08:14:05 PM  
Read the Sermon on the Mount, and try to see anything Trump stands for, or anything about Trump, that Christians should support.

To steal a line, Trump is not the Antichrist, but Christ is the antithesis of Trump.

And more to the point of the headline, preachers have been applying biblical prophecies to modern times for centuries.
 
2017-09-13 08:26:37 PM  
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2017-09-13 09:09:53 PM  
We're overlooking Revelations?
 
2017-09-13 09:19:56 PM  
When people develop a relationship with the Biblical text, they see
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 themselves (and/or their ideal communites) projected therein.
 
stk
2017-09-13 09:29:34 PM  
It's such a great coincidence that god always agrees with your prejudices.
 
2017-09-13 09:31:37 PM  
Look at them, trying so hard to convince us that he's actually one of them...
 
2017-09-13 09:31:55 PM  

docpeteyJ: Huh. I thought Trump's election was foretold in Revelations.


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2017-09-13 09:33:40 PM  

eurotrader: I really need to think of something to sell those people. Anyone stupid enough to believe that drivel should be parted with any money they may have.


Sometimes, a part of me wishes I didn't have a conscious so I too, can take up faith healing, or psychic readings.
 
2017-09-13 09:34:49 PM  
Yes, yes...if you're deluded enough, everything's foretold in the bible.

/like this crackpot
 
2017-09-13 09:38:27 PM  
There was a peanut in the turd I shat out today as foretold in Constipations 19:42
 
2017-09-13 09:38:55 PM  
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I have to repost this every single time. By David Willis.
 
2017-09-13 09:39:34 PM  
What if Trump was one of us, just a slob like one of us, just a stranger grabbing puss, styling his toupee with a comb?
 
2017-09-13 09:43:15 PM  

blender61: naughtyrev: Well, we all know he's not referenced in Ezekiel 23:20

Now that was both funny and smart.
Golf clap to you.
Oh Lordy.  I, not ever,  going to GIS that.


I had to look that one up. Then I read the rest of Ezekiel 23. The Christian God is a real asshole, isn't he?
 
2017-09-13 09:43:31 PM  

blender61: I had to look those up just to be sure.  Ima heathen.
Math27 and Mrk  15 are the same story from different point of view. Because of the language they are thought borrowed.
Yep, that's an eye roll. At best.

Jonathan Cahn  is a  Messianic Semikhah.
In other words, he is a Jew for Jesus and focuses on the "End Times"


Akin to Thomas being a Black for Whitey.
 
2017-09-13 09:52:01 PM  

eurotrader: I really need to think of something to sell those people. Anyone stupid enough to believe that drivel should be parted with any money they may have.


You know, anyone can "found" a church...it's pretty easy. Just sayin'. It's right there in front of you.
 
2017-09-13 09:52:39 PM  
It's incredible how many things are recognized as foretold AFTER they happen. I'm thinkin' it's close to 100% of events, as opposed to the zero percent which are said to be foretold in advance, then actually happen.
 
2017-09-13 09:54:25 PM  
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2017-09-13 09:57:55 PM  

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I have to repost this every single time. By David Willis.


What happened to that drivel about also being born the same year Israel became an official state? Wasn't Trump born that same year? *google search* Wait, he's two years too old.

Well there ya have it folks, it's been debunked. Trump is not the antichrist.

/really tired of people
 
2017-09-13 09:58:19 PM  
These bozos are acting like soothsayers. A distinctly verboten activity.
 
2017-09-13 10:00:39 PM  
God tells Jehu (Trump) to destroy the house of Ahab (the Establishment) and Jehu happily eliminates Ahab's entire family.  Then, God decides Jehu enjoys wiping out Ahab just a little too much and sends the Assyrians (Democrats, Liberals, and anyone with a lick of sense) in to deal with Jehu.

The Assyrians are coming, Donnie.
 
2017-09-13 10:04:41 PM  

Fishmongers' Daughters: blender61: naughtyrev: Well, we all know he's not referenced in Ezekiel 23:20

Now that was both funny and smart.
Golf clap to you.
Oh Lordy.  I, not ever,  going to GIS that.

I had to look that one up. Then I read the rest of Ezekiel 23. The Christian God is a real asshole, isn't he?


I love how anytime God appears to be an asshole it's the "Christian God"
 
2017-09-13 10:08:49 PM  

Prey4reign: If Trump has 666 on his body anywhere, this theory is quite believable.


666 liver spots?
 
2017-09-13 10:12:28 PM  

IlGreven: Look at them, trying so hard to convince us that he's actually one of them...


Us? Probably not. Themselves? Hell yeah.
 
2017-09-13 10:16:40 PM  
His little theory has one big hole: if Bill and Hillary are Ahab and Jezebel, and Trump is Jehu, then I guess those 16 years of Bush and Obama...never happened? Bush was Clinton and Obama was Hillary?

How is that supposed to work?
 
2017-09-13 10:16:49 PM  

Qatmandu: God tells Jehu (Trump) to destroy the house of Ahab (the Establishment) and Jehu happily eliminates Ahab's entire family.  Then, God decides Jehu enjoys wiping out Ahab just a little too much and sends the Assyrians (Democrats, Liberals, and anyone with a lick of sense) in to deal with Jehu.

The Assyrians are coming, Donnie.


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2017-09-13 10:19:58 PM  

Fishmongers' Daughters: blender61: naughtyrev: Well, we all know he's not referenced in Ezekiel 23:20

Now that was both funny and smart.
Golf clap to you.
Oh Lordy.  I, not ever,  going to GIS that.

I had to look that one up. Then I read the rest of Ezekiel 23. The Christian God is a real asshole, isn't he?


You think that's f*cked up? Go read Genesis 19.
 
2017-09-13 10:27:14 PM  

brantgoose: docpeteyJ: Huh. I thought Trump's election was foretold in Revelations.

Amen to that, brother! It's the Book of the Revelation of Saint John the Divine, by the way. Everybody gets that wrong because one revelation just doesn't seem enough to describe a book that is full of them, including Seven Letters to Seven Churches and Seven Seals and so forth.

The numbers always confuse people, I think. It is full of numbers and numerology (gematria).


Numerology confuses people because it's bullshiat, not math.
 
2017-09-13 10:34:35 PM  
Oooga booga booga!
 
2017-09-13 10:36:01 PM  

Bonzo_1116: brantgoose: docpeteyJ: Huh. I thought Trump's election was foretold in Revelations.

Amen to that, brother! It's the Book of the Revelation of Saint John the Divine, by the way. Everybody gets that wrong because one revelation just doesn't seem enough to describe a book that is full of them, including Seven Letters to Seven Churches and Seven Seals and so forth.

The numbers always confuse people, I think. It is full of numbers and numerology (gematria).

Numerology confuses people because it's bullshiat, not math.


Parts of numerology are indeed math, the sum's "revelations/meanings" are bullshiat.
 
2017-09-13 10:36:38 PM  
He must have meant somewhere near the end of Stupidicus, Chapter 12.
 
2017-09-13 10:43:47 PM  

blender61: naughtyrev: Well, we all know he's not referenced in Ezekiel 23:20

Now that was both funny and smart.
Golf clap to you.
Oh Lordy.  I, not ever,  going to GIS that.


I never really read Ezekiel with a critical eye, but I just read the 23rd chapter...I can't rightly tell if it's a metaphor for Samaria and Jerusalem giving themselves up to invading armies from Assyria&Babylonia and taking up their worship...or if it's a more specific dig at a now missing cadre of Hebrew priestesses that have since been thoroughly scrubbed from the record books.  Hebrew priestesses that had a link to Egypt somehow.
 
2017-09-13 10:49:30 PM  

ptelg: Fishmongers' Daughters: blender61: naughtyrev: Well, we all know he's not referenced in Ezekiel 23:20

Now that was both funny and smart.
Golf clap to you.
Oh Lordy.  I, not ever,  going to GIS that.

I had to look that one up. Then I read the rest of Ezekiel 23. The Christian God is a real asshole, isn't he?

I love how anytime God appears to be an asshole it's the "Christian God"


It's the God of Abraham, so y'all will need to share Him.
 
2017-09-13 11:06:18 PM  

Fishmongers' Daughters: blender61: naughtyrev: Well, we all know he's not referenced in Ezekiel 23:20

Now that was both funny and smart.
Golf clap to you.
Oh Lordy.  I, not ever,  going to GIS that.

I had to look that one up. Then I read the rest of Ezekiel 23. The Christian God is a real asshole, isn't he?


Technically that's the Jewish god, the one in the New Testament is a lot more chill.

/having a kid will do that to you
 
2017-09-13 11:23:25 PM  
If Trump has indeed been raised up by God, then surely it must be in the same sense as Nebuchadnezzar.
 
2017-09-13 11:29:59 PM  
Why is he dressed in all black like a super villain?
 
2017-09-13 11:46:15 PM  
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Still better than Trump...
 
2017-09-13 11:50:16 PM  
John (writing Revelation): Lord, the End is signaled by trumpets?
God: No, Trump/Pence
John: Right. Trumpets.
God: Fine. They'll know.
 
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