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(Right Wing Watch)   There can be no coexistence with evil. Yes you are right, subby totally denounces you and all you stand for. If subby is going to hell so be it, at least subby won't be spending eternity with you   ( rightwingwatch.org) divider line
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2017-09-13 05:02:42 PM  
So Christians can persecute and discriminate unopposed.  And no one is allowed to say a word about it.

That seems fair and Jesusy.
 
2017-09-13 05:13:58 PM  
FTA: "Do not believe the lie of diversity and coexistence," she said. "We've seen how they've behaved. There is no coexistence. These people hate the body of Christ, authentic Christian witness, and they cannot abide us."

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Well, it wouldn't have anything to do with you Christian witness people being assholes, now would it?

People wouldn't even think about you if you would just shut the fark up and not try to dictate other peoples lives.

Follow your own supposed philosophy and let god* sort it out.
*If you believe that sort of thing
 
2017-09-13 05:37:44 PM  

Cortez the Killer: FTA: "Do not believe the lie of diversity and coexistence," she said.


Sounds like the captured alien in the first Independence Day movie.
 
2017-09-13 05:42:48 PM  
Come at me, b*tch
 
2017-09-13 05:52:49 PM  
I'd rather have tea with Lucifer in hell than spend a moment in heaven with any of these so-called "Christians".

/and this biatch in particular can kiss my beautiful, bedazzled gay ass
 
2017-09-13 05:55:31 PM  

docpeteyJ: I'd rather have tea with Lucifer in hell than spend a moment in heaven with any of these so-called "Christians".

/and this biatch in particular can kiss my beautiful, bedazzled gay ass


Somehow, I'm pretty sure that if you make it to Heaven you won't need to put up with these hypocrites
 
2017-09-13 06:05:13 PM  

docpeteyJ: I'd rather have tea with Lucifer in hell than spend a moment in heaven with any of these so-called "Christians".

/and this biatch in particular can kiss my beautiful, bedazzled gay ass


This Christian would buy you a drink after seeing that. Hell, I'd buy you a drink just for the image of that
 
2017-09-13 07:08:54 PM  

docpeteyJ: I'd rather have tea with Lucifer in hell than spend a moment in heaven with any of these so-called "Christians".

/and this biatch in particular can kiss my beautiful, bedazzled gay ass


I've seen the gizmo my neighbor uses to bedazzle her clothes, and it looks painful.  How much liquid courage did you need?
 
2017-09-13 07:10:37 PM  
This may be the first time I've considered doing a "EIP" post, but nah, Imma keep the mystery going for myself.
Bedazzled seems like that would sting a titch.
 
2017-09-13 07:14:01 PM  

cherryl taggart: docpeteyJ: I'd rather have tea with Lucifer in hell than spend a moment in heaven with any of these so-called "Christians".

/and this biatch in particular can kiss my beautiful, bedazzled gay ass

I've seen the gizmo my neighbor uses to bedazzle her clothes, and it looks painful.  How much liquid courage did you need?


I cheated. I used paste glue.
 
2017-09-13 07:15:47 PM  

Unobtanium: docpeteyJ: I'd rather have tea with Lucifer in hell than spend a moment in heaven with any of these so-called "Christians".

/and this biatch in particular can kiss my beautiful, bedazzled gay ass

This Christian would buy you a drink after seeing that. Hell, I'd buy you a drink just for the image of that


I'd accept!

And my super secret identity is "Sparkly Butthurt" for a reason.
 
2017-09-13 07:17:06 PM  

Ithaca_StLondon: This may be the first time I've considered doing a "EIP" post, but nah, Imma keep the mystery going for myself.
Bedazzled seems like that would sting a titch.


Woops. Guess I wrecked the mystery for you with the big reveal about paste glue.  My bad.
 
2017-09-13 08:07:45 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Come at me, b*tch


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2017-09-13 08:22:14 PM  
If only there were some sort of written rules, or instructions even, on how to be Christian. Otherwise such things as, "love your enemy as yourself," or, "that which you do to the least among you, you do to me," wouldn't be so vaguely nebulous they become impossible to interpret.
 
2017-09-13 08:26:18 PM  
There are times that I wish that the Rapture would happen and watch all these so-called Christians that preach hate and oppression of others realize that they've been left behind to live through the tribulations.  It isn't enough to just accept Christ, you're supposed to live the life and do the good deeds.
 
2017-09-13 08:27:56 PM  
WHY WON'T YOU TOLERATE OUR INTOLERANCE?!?
 
2017-09-13 08:58:45 PM  

SpaceyCat: There are times that I wish that the Rapture would happen and watch all these so-called Christians that preach hate and oppression of others realize that they've been left behind to live through the tribulations.  It isn't enough to just accept Christ, you're supposed to live the life and do the good deeds.


Huh.  Because I want the Rapture to happen so we can live in peace while Jesus has to deal with those farkers
 
2017-09-13 09:05:39 PM  
I wonder if the preachers who signed that thing even realize that in another thirty years, their grandchildren will think of them the same way that the preachers who stood against Martin Luther King Jr.'s descendants do  now.
 
2017-09-13 09:06:33 PM  
JFCOAPS she's a christian fundy version of Pam Geller.
 
2017-09-13 09:07:05 PM  

phalamir: SpaceyCat: There are times that I wish that the Rapture would happen and watch all these so-called Christians that preach hate and oppression of others realize that they've been left behind to live through the tribulations.  It isn't enough to just accept Christ, you're supposed to live the life and do the good deeds.

Huh.  Because I want the Rapture to happen so we can live in peace while Jesus has to deal with those farkers


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I regret I have but one funny to give you.
 
2017-09-13 09:07:20 PM  
"When you see the hate with [which] these people responded to the beauty of the goodness of the true gospel of Jesus Christ regarding marriage and sexuality and male/female

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2017-09-13 09:08:46 PM  
My criticism of your persecution of others will become my persecution of you? Say what?
 
2017-09-13 09:10:07 PM  
But ... Trump and ... I ...

Whatever.
 
2017-09-13 09:11:03 PM  
If you were to read the Bible and do the polar opposite of the things Christ preached about, you'd be at home with these farkfaces.
 
2017-09-13 09:13:01 PM  
So.... Anyone looking forward to Thanksgiving Day, and Christmas?.
 
2017-09-13 09:13:08 PM  
If only they actually believed in God.
 
2017-09-13 09:13:30 PM  
I bet my conservative Episcopalian priest would tell them to kiss her ass.  And so would her wife.
 
2017-09-13 09:15:40 PM  
Did anyone notice that she has the same name as a recent hurricane? Because people criticize her, cry me a river big enough to cover Houston with 48 inches of rain. On the other hand, don't. God's already doing things like that to punish such unChristlike bigotry done specifically in God's or Jesus' name.
 
2017-09-13 09:17:50 PM  
Oh, boo-hoo, bigots. Can't handle people calling you out for being assholes, huh? Too bad. Have you ever tried not being bigoted assholes? Have you ever, once, in your entire isolated, small, closed minds been nice to someone different without pretending to be nice for fear of backlash?

If not, I just feel obligated to tell you your beliefs are shiat. If you're just playing along to be part of whatever club you think is cool... fark you too, your time has come. And for the rest of the assholes feeding them this bullshiat: there will be a reckoning.
 
2017-09-13 09:21:16 PM  
Hey, Harvey.

Fark you, fark your fake god, fark magical thinking, fark your bigotry, fark your followers and fark me in the ass just because it would annoy you.

Don't like it? Just ask your fake god to shoot me dead with a lightning bolt or cancer or a heart attack then. Go ahead. Get your non-existent god to Death Note me you dumb fark.

I'll wait. Until the end of my natural life. Literally.
 
2017-09-13 09:21:48 PM  
"These people hate the body of Christ ..."


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You couldn't be more wrong, Linda.
 
2017-09-13 09:21:49 PM  
I haven't had a good anti-christianity thread in a while. Just remember, I don't hate Jesus, because hating imaginary things is dumb, but I do hate you and your stupid farking beliefs that hold the rest of us back.

/But let me tell you how I really feel
 
2017-09-13 09:22:58 PM  
The worse thing that's ever happened to me from a homosexual was constantly being shown up by him at work cookouts. I often have friends and family offer to pay me to smoke a brisket or ribs for a party or picnic, but this guy? This guy had some kind of gay bbq voodo. Brisket you could literally eat with a plastic spoon.

"Christians" on the other hand? Can honestly say I've never had a positive experience with a "professing Christian". At best, their worldview makes my skin crawl. At worse, the blaise and vapid ease of nasty, viscious behavior angers me in the way that takes at least the rest of the day to cool off.
 
2017-09-13 09:23:18 PM  

Karac: "When you see the hate with [which] these people responded to the beauty of the goodness of the true gospel of Jesus Christ regarding marriage and sexuality and male/female

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When actual acts speak louder than words, when Jesus was asked to heal the page (male sex slave) of the Roman centurion, Jesus said " I will" and did.
 
2017-09-13 09:27:30 PM  

docpeteyJ: I'd rather have tea with Lucifer in hell than spend a moment in heaven with any of these so-called "Christians".

/and this biatch in particular can kiss my beautiful, bedazzled gay ass


Funny thought hit me a while back. In Heaven, there is no free thought or privacy. Any ideation known by the creator before you. Sounds like Hell to me. All fundies are the same: hate, hate, hate. Islam, Judiasm, and Christianity. All the same hate as religion is about command, control, misogyny, and the Almighty staight penis.
 
2017-09-13 09:27:54 PM  

capn' fun: gay bbq voodo


That's the name of my Groove Metal Pantera cover band.
 
2017-09-13 09:29:00 PM  

phalamir: SpaceyCat: There are times that I wish that the Rapture would happen and watch all these so-called Christians that preach hate and oppression of others realize that they've been left behind to live through the tribulations.  It isn't enough to just accept Christ, you're supposed to live the life and do the good deeds.

Huh.  Because I want the Rapture to happen so we can live in peace while Jesus has to deal with those farkers


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2017-09-13 09:31:26 PM  

SoupGuru: If you were to read the Bible and do the polar opposite of the things Christ preached about, you'd be at home with these farkfaces.


Good to remember that Jesus got got because he threatened the existing power structure, and I don't mean the Romans.
 
2017-09-13 09:32:09 PM  

MrPoopyPants: I haven't had a good anti-christianity thread in a while. Just remember, I don't hate Jesus, because hating imaginary things is dumb, but I do hate you and your stupid farking beliefs that hold the rest of us back.

/But let me tell you how I really feel


You're not the anti-Christian. Linda Harvey is. She is talking and interacting in every way opposite to how Jesus lived his life and preached for us to. And I'm Jewish through and through. I don't think Jesus was "imaginary" any more than I think Julius Caesar was just a Shakespeare play. But all the crap people added to "Christianity" is all imaginary.
 
2017-09-13 09:34:28 PM  

capn' fun: The worse thing that's ever happened to me from a homosexual was constantly being shown up by him at work cookouts. I often have friends and family offer to pay me to smoke a brisket or ribs for a party or picnic, but this guy? This guy had some kind of gay bbq voodo. Brisket you could literally eat with a plastic spoon.

"Christians" on the other hand? Can honestly say I've never had a positive experience with a "professing Christian". At best, their worldview makes my skin crawl. At worse, the blaise and vapid ease of nasty, viscious behavior angers me in the way that takes at least the rest of the day to cool off.


Christians who aren't and an American political party tha tis un-American. The perfect match of hell spawn.
 
2017-09-13 09:37:14 PM  

skozlaw: capn' fun: gay bbq voodo

That's the name of my Groove Metal Pantera cover band.


Seriously, this stuff was some kind of witchcraft. Even his frigging hamburgers  and fries were unreasonably delicious (from the homemade pretzel buns to the bacon and garlic aioli).
 
2017-09-13 09:37:30 PM  

Kevin72: Karac: "When you see the hate with [which] these people responded to the beauty of the goodness of the true gospel of Jesus Christ regarding marriage and sexuality and male/female

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When actual acts speak louder than words, when Jesus was asked to heal the page (male sex slave) of the Roman centurion, Jesus said " I will" and did.


And that story doesn't end there. When Jesus offered to go to the page's bedside and heal him, the centurion refused. He told Jesus that he has faith that Jesus would heal the page regardless, so Jesus told the centurion that when he returned home his page would be healed. And when the Woman returned, his page was fully healed.
 
2017-09-13 09:39:13 PM  
"Do not believe the lie of diversity and coexistence," she said. "We've seen how they've behaved. There is no coexistence. These people hate the body of Christ, authentic Christian witness, and they cannot abide us."

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2017-09-13 09:41:38 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: docpeteyJ: I'd rather have tea with Lucifer in hell than spend a moment in heaven with any of these so-called "Christians".

/and this biatch in particular can kiss my beautiful, bedazzled gay ass

Funny thought hit me a while back. In Heaven, there is no free thought or privacy. Any ideation known by the creator before you. Sounds like Hell to me. All fundies are the same: hate, hate, hate. Islam, Judiasm, and Christianity. All the same hate as religion is about command, control, misogyny, and the Almighty staight penis.


There is no heaven. It is a spiritual universe that you inhabit until you reincarnate, typically as a child of one of your grandchildren in the typical family arrangement, but in modern times, there are way more options. I doubt the Creator is tracking your every thought and ideation, now really what creator could track a billion ideations at once all the time, but who knows.
 
2017-09-13 09:43:58 PM  
In what way does this behavior honor the Almighty? I think a good Christian can carry themselves in a non-judgemental way that honors their God. I don't understand why God needs their judgement to do his will.
 
2017-09-13 09:46:45 PM  

Bill the unknowing: In what way does this behavior honor the Almighty? I think a good Christian can carry themselves in a non-judgemental way that honors their God. I don't understand why God needs their judgement to do his will.


How else might their Creator judge them, if they themselves do not pass judgement?
 
2017-09-13 10:02:28 PM  
These people are not decent human beings. Plain and simple.

/I'm decent, or at least try to be...
//So decent I don't need a watchful eye to look over me.
/// Do unto others, and that makes three.
 
2017-09-13 10:17:30 PM  
Here's the thing about Conservative Christians (tm)Everything is some kind of persecution. They have to be persecuted. They need to be persecuted. Not necessarily out of some BDSM leaning - that would at least be understandable. No, they see persecution everywhere because Jesus said "You will be persecuted in my name." They truly believe that if they aren't being persecuted by something, then they aren't Jesus-ing hard enough. So, since they can't admit that they have it pretty damned great in the Western world, and are too chicken-shiat to go places where they would actually be persecuted for their faith, they have to make up their own trials and tribulations. That way they can claim that they are being oppressed for following Jesus while not having to actually be oppressed.

It's a little sick, actually.
 
2017-09-13 10:18:10 PM  

cherryl taggart: docpeteyJ: I'd rather have tea with Lucifer in hell than spend a moment in heaven with any of these so-called "Christians".

/and this biatch in particular can kiss my beautiful, bedazzled gay ass

I've seen the gizmo my neighbor uses to bedazzle her clothes, and it looks painful.  How much liquid courage did you need?


Is "bedazzling" some gay code word for what Richard Gere did to that poor gerbil?
 
2017-09-13 10:19:34 PM  

Duke of Madness Motors: JFCOAPS she's a christian fundy version of Pam Geller.


Sounds redundant.
 
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