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(The Virginian-Pilot)   Copier company forced former employee into a pagan ritual to exorcise demons from office, lawsuit says   ( pilotonline.com) divider line
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2017-09-13 04:45:35 PM  
30 votes:
How many moments of silence and pseudo-christian prayers have I had to sit through over the years?

Lots.

Cope.
2017-09-13 09:21:30 PM  
18 votes:
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/It's a shame the demons seem to have taken Scott Adams
2017-09-13 04:38:59 PM  
7 votes:
From what I can gather from TFA she was 'present' when someone else burned sage so, totes "FORCED TO PARTICIPATE". From what I've learned all my life and from my Native American Studies class Native Americans don't really have 'issues' burning Sage as they farking invented burning Sage in rituals. Color me cornfuzzled.
2017-09-14 01:37:46 AM  
5 votes:

OK So Amuse Me: I'm even more confused as I've realized, by her description, you have the Native American ritual smudging with Sage. Demons being 'exercised' seems kind of Catholic-y and yet it was a "Pagan Ceremony"?!? I wonder if she will ever pick a direction and go that way?


that's not how any of this works.
2017-09-13 10:22:20 PM  
5 votes:

OK So Amuse Me: From what I can gather from TFA she was 'present' when someone else burned sage so, totes "FORCED TO PARTICIPATE". From what I've learned all my life and from my Native American Studies class Native Americans don't really have 'issues' burning Sage as they farking invented burning Sage in rituals. Color me cornfuzzled.


Wiccans generally don't believe in demons. Also never known them to be so specific in the twine they use.
2017-09-13 09:28:20 PM  
4 votes:
I am curious about the Wiccan twine. Is it supposed to be better than regular twine?
2017-09-14 02:56:53 AM  
3 votes:

RandomInternetComment: You either gotta be a disabled insomniac or multiple people log into your account.


i've actually cut back in the past couple of years.  I used to be a lot more active.
2017-09-14 02:32:17 AM  
3 votes:

RandomInternetComment: Katolu: Paging Weaver95.  Smack this shiat down

Shhssh. Let him sleep. He's currently off the clock.

Gotta sell that sweet sweet dark advertising somehow.


too late.  the sun went down, which means I wake up.
2017-09-13 11:33:37 PM  
3 votes:

stuffy: Good luck if she doesn't have anything to back it up with.


She went to HR 10 times
2017-09-13 03:47:59 PM  
3 votes:
The article seems to imply the pagan ritual was a bad thing.  This country was founded on paganism, and it is what has made our country great.
2017-09-14 02:31:46 AM  
2 votes:

Worldwalker: I don't know about pagans, but I know one of my fellow store managers was Jewish; always wondered how she felt about that stuff.


meh.  most pagans just shrug and move on with life.  its almost always not worth the effort to confront the over zealous christian fanatics.

but there are times when the christianity gets a bit TOO deep and we gotta do some cleaning.
2017-09-13 11:51:55 PM  
2 votes:

OK So Amuse Me: From what I can gather from TFA she was 'present' when someone else burned sage so, totes "FORCED TO PARTICIPATE". From what I've learned all my life and from my Native American Studies class Native Americans don't really have 'issues' burning Sage as they farking invented burning Sage in rituals. Color me cornfuzzled.


Seriously speaking, though, if that's the case, she might actually have been offended and took action based on that.

/DNRTA
2017-09-13 10:39:25 PM  
2 votes:
Paging Weaver95.  Smack this shiat down
2017-09-13 09:41:39 PM  
2 votes:

ojay: The copier guy always removes the 'Suave' post-it I put under the Ricoh emblem.


Was still laughing so I had to come back just to "funny" your comment :-p
2017-09-14 02:51:49 PM  
1 vote:
And the managers gets three stars as an ignorant idiot, as well as a PoS. For one, "exorcising demons' is a Christian thing. For another, smudging?  In an office? Is this *intended* to set off the fire alarms, and maybe the sprinklers?

And I love how this maroon things Native Americans are ALL into smudging. Yep. Esquimos and those in the far north are into it... and, like an idiot textbook I had once, which noted that All Native Americans venerated tobacco, including those folks who'd never seen it.

This guy really is Dilbert's boss.
2017-09-14 08:08:47 AM  
1 vote:

ojay: The copier guy always removes the 'Suave' post-it I put under the Ricoh emblem.


That's because its one of the things that Ricoh requests we do if we see that when our on a service call.  I heard that request on the first day of SO many training sessions.

\Not kidding
\\I think its funny as hell
\\\I don't have a problem with calling the copier Bob Marley though.
2017-09-14 02:22:38 AM  
1 vote:
Like a lot of other people, I'm wondering what's with the Wiccan twine? Is there Native American twine, too? Does every culture that uses smudging have their own twine, or do some of them share?

Company I used to work for, they'd send out things in the weekly notice/paperwork packet like reasons you're happy to be a Christian, etc. I don't know about pagans, but I know one of my fellow store managers was Jewish; always wondered how she felt about that stuff.

All told, though, even if any of this happened, it wasn't "copier company", it was some dicks at the office -- not an uncommon thing. Given the prevalence of such dicks, something resembling what she claims (minus the weird bit about the string) very well might have happened. The court case will be interesting.
2017-09-14 02:12:30 AM  
1 vote:

Resident Muslim: OK So Amuse Me: From what I can gather from TFA she was 'present' when someone else burned sage so, totes "FORCED TO PARTICIPATE". From what I've learned all my life and from my Native American Studies class Native Americans don't really have 'issues' burning Sage as they farking invented burning Sage in rituals. Color me cornfuzzled.

Seriously speaking, though, if that's the case, she might actually have been offended and took action based on that.

/DNRTA


Yep, that was probably just a smudge over the line for her.  And "Pagan" ritual?  Are we sure that the harassing subordinate didn't just bungle Piegan?

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Frowns on all these shenanigans.
2017-09-14 01:25:38 AM  
1 vote:
I'm even more confused as I've realized, by her description, you have the Native American ritual smudging with Sage. Demons being 'exercised' seems kind of Catholic-y and yet it was a "Pagan Ceremony"?!? I wonder if she will ever pick a direction and go that way?
2017-09-14 12:56:50 AM  
1 vote:
this story has some holes in it.
2017-09-14 12:56:01 AM  
1 vote:

The Captain's Ghost: Paging Weaver95 to the thread.


you rang?
2017-09-13 11:56:43 PM  
1 vote:
I have never seen or heard of such a product as "Wiccan twine". And believe me, I've been in enough occult shops and botanicas that I should have.

/Still regret Indio Imports going bad and then closing
//Still remember the goth in the purple velvet coat and top hat
///And the big penis- and vulva-shaped candles they sold (No, I never bought one)
2017-09-13 11:44:30 PM  
1 vote:

Alicious: freakingmoron: Alicious: I am curious about the Wiccan twine. Is it supposed to be better than regular twine?

It usually has more hair and reeks of patchouli.

Well, at least you tried. :/


In all seriousness, I just had some experience with making sage smudge a couple months ago. The sage bushes were over-growing their area in my garden and I didn't want to waste it. I didn't know a lot about making them so I asked my Wiccan friends about it. One had an old book with a great illustrated section on it. The only suggestion for the twine was to use something made from cotton. I had butchers twine and cotton thread sitting around so I tried both of those. The twine would burn ahead of the rate of combustion of the sage and the smoldering sage and twine would fall off. The thread burned too fast and the smudge just kinda loosened up and expanded. I eventually found a heavier upholstery thread at a fabric store that worked best. Sometimes it will leave a few charred threads dangling after the smudge burns past it but it didn't have the fire hazard potential of the other options I'd tried.

TL/DR I have no idea wtf Wiccan twine is even though I think I probably would have encountered it in my experience.
2017-09-13 10:51:55 PM  
1 vote:
Just shake the damn toner cartridge you cheap bastards..You'll get another week or so out of it..
2017-09-13 10:49:05 PM  
1 vote:

big pig peaches: OK So Amuse Me: From what I can gather from TFA she was 'present' when someone else burned sage so, totes "FORCED TO PARTICIPATE". From what I've learned all my life and from my Native American Studies class Native Americans don't really have 'issues' burning Sage as they farking invented burning Sage in rituals. Color me cornfuzzled.

Wiccans generally don't believe in demons. Also never known them to be so specific in the twine they use.


In my excessively limited Wiccan experiences, their twine is usually rustic jute-y stuff or purple velvet.

Amazon doesn't have any results for 'Wiccan twine.'

I am really curious about this twine now. What if the twine I've been using to hold up my climing plants is secretly wiccan?!?
2017-09-13 10:38:31 PM  
1 vote:

dv-ous: How many moments of silence and pseudo-christian prayers have I had to sit through over the years?


At every car race basket/golf/foot/base ball game ...
2017-09-13 10:35:07 PM  
1 vote:

freakingmoron: Alicious: I am curious about the Wiccan twine. Is it supposed to be better than regular twine?

It usually has more hair and reeks of patchouli.


Well, at least you tried. :/

big pig peaches:
Wiccans generally don't believe in demons. Also never known them to be so specific in the twine they use.

I am sensing twine marketing potential here.
2017-09-13 10:02:16 PM  
1 vote:
haha for a smudging? she's really trying to win a lawsuit.
2017-09-13 09:57:38 PM  
1 vote:
Ricoh is our inhouse copier maintenance and copy center partner.

Everyone they've cycled through over the last few years have been freaks.
2017-09-13 09:53:55 PM  
1 vote:
I can't stand the smell of burning sage. Gives me a splitting headache, makes my ears ring, all I want to do is crawl into a cave until the smell goes away.
Oak
2017-09-13 09:49:21 PM  
1 vote:
All copiers are powered by demons; that's how they work. You don't want to exorcise them; you want to placate them.
2017-09-13 09:36:24 PM  
1 vote:
Same old same old canned response from upper management. Just like when the Pope or POTUS poopoos something. "I condemn thee. Such actions are intolerable."
Words don't stop Shiat.
2017-09-13 09:30:45 PM  
1 vote:
i remove my cap, lower my eyes, kneel, and raise my fist far unto the heavens all for the glory of my god!!  --

whiskey


/sorry
//religion bothers me
 
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