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(Jalopnik)   Protip: If you have three prior felony drug convictions, using an auto shop called "Get Your Fix" as a cover business may not be such a good idea   ( jalopnik.com) divider line
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2017-09-13 09:01:29 PM  
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2017-09-13 09:02:44 PM  
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2017-09-13 09:12:17 PM  
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2017-09-13 11:13:21 PM  
People getting their oil changed three times a week gave the place away.
2017-09-13 11:26:55 PM  
The cars run on gasoline, but the customers run on meth an' all.
2017-09-13 11:30:57 PM  
TIL: Jiffy Lube won't lube you up
2017-09-13 11:38:33 PM  
I remember my marketing prof/friend talking about a family business that specialized in stoneworks and cladding: "They should rebrand by changing their motto to 'Come get stoned with the Kennedys'!"

/name has been changed to protect the mostly innocent
2017-09-13 11:39:49 PM  
But if I have four prior felony drug convictions it'd be A-OK?
2017-09-13 11:42:01 PM  
I have seen stuff..
Canned Heat Long way from L A 1971 HD
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2017-09-13 11:42:07 PM  
There was a business near why I live that turned out to be a front.  It was called Rapid Erection Construction.
2017-09-13 11:44:45 PM  
Ministry - Just One Fix
Youtube axxJ5dmgIi0
2017-09-13 11:45:34 PM  
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2017-09-13 11:45:55 PM  
Ej: You guys are wonderful. We should go yoga
2017-09-13 11:46:45 PM  
Better image.
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2017-09-13 11:47:50 PM  
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2017-09-13 11:48:56 PM  

count_chimpula: Better image.[static1.wikia.nocookie.net image 200x150]

Dang it 1 minute heh!
2017-09-13 11:49:06 PM  

FarkingSmurf: [www.gta.cz image 640x480]

Ha, you win, for some reason I could only find tiny images.
2017-09-13 11:55:55 PM  

FarkingSmurf: [www.gta.cz image 640x480]

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2017-09-14 12:04:59 AM  
shiat, I'd go with "Christian restoration body shop" if I had that sort of record.
2017-09-14 12:08:50 AM  

lordargent: FarkingSmurf: [www.gta.cz image 640x480]

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2017-09-14 01:11:17 AM  

wildcardjack: shiat, I'd go with "Christian restoration body shop" if I had that sort of record.

Looks like someone tried to compromise:

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2017-09-14 02:46:27 AM  
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2017-09-14 02:48:30 AM  
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2017-09-14 02:49:56 AM  
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2017-09-14 09:24:27 AM  
I my home town it was just called Terry's body shop.  Everyone just knew what their business was because they were not that good at working on cars.  They specialized in quick and dirty accident repair with excessive amounts of bondo. Oh, and pot, lots of pot.  Best part you knew they were safe to deal with because the cops hung out there.  Really bad at business though.  How can you bankrupt your cover business when you're friends with all the cops and get all the city's auto-body repair business on top of being the largest pot seller in the county? Smoked too much of their product themselves I suspect.
2017-09-14 09:52:32 AM  
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