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(Deadspin)   Real Madrid midfielder to miss Champions League game after manscaping mishap. Clearly this amateur shaver needs some tutoring from a seasoned pro like Cristiano Ronaldo   ( deadspin.com) divider line
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2017-09-13 03:24:01 PM  
That must have been a scene.  I'm certain the moment he nicked himself shaving he immediately threw himself against the bathroom wall, fell to the floor, and then spent the next 5 minutes cradling his leg and yowling in pain.
 
2017-09-13 03:34:11 PM  
I'm calling shenanigans on this one. There's more to it. He's done something, or is being punished by the team; something.
 
2017-09-13 06:55:25 PM  

Psychopusher: That must have been a scene.  I'm certain the moment he nicked himself shaving he immediately threw himself against the bathroom wall, fell to the floor, and then spent the next 5 minutes cradling his leg and yowling in pain.


5 minutes? It doesn't take that long for the trainer to arrive with the "magic" injury spray.
 
2017-09-13 06:58:14 PM  

Psychopusher: That must have been a scene.  I'm certain the moment he nicked himself shaving he immediately threw himself against the bathroom wall, fell to the floor, and then spent the next 5 minutes cradling his leg and yowling in pain.


and this is why soccer will never be a "sport"
 
2017-09-13 07:15:41 PM  

PluckYew: Psychopusher: That must have been a scene.  I'm certain the moment he nicked himself shaving he immediately threw himself against the bathroom wall, fell to the floor, and then spent the next 5 minutes cradling his leg and yowling in pain.

5 minutes? It doesn't take that long for the trainer to arrive with the "magic" injury spray.


Ever notice the refs use the same can to mark the field for free kicks?  Double magic spray.
 
2017-09-13 07:23:03 PM  

Gubbo: I'm calling shenanigans on this one. There's more to it. He's done something, or is being punished by the team; something.


I doubt they'd punish their rising star. This one would be a footnote in the annals of freak injuries for baseball.
 
2017-09-13 07:55:01 PM  
Christine Ronaldo would shave and nuzzle those sore balls for him. Eurotrash, who needs them and their grassdiving competitions.
 
2017-09-13 09:49:08 PM  
Why are soccer players such wimpy boys?
 
2017-09-13 11:53:54 PM  
I'm trying to imagine Gordie Howe sitting out a game for an ingrown hair.
 
2017-09-14 04:11:44 PM  

Big_Doofus: Why are soccer players such wimpy boys?


Baseball has it's fair share of questionable injuries.  "I pulled a muscle, I can't stand at third base for 3 hours."

Also, the coach in the article basically says that the guy is being benched to rest because they're playing a weaker opponent.
 
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