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(Salt Lake Tribune)   Trump's spiritual adviser Paula White says "I can say 1,000 percent our president is not a racist." We'll pray for you, Paula   ( sltrib.com) divider line
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2017-09-13 02:42:11 PM  
Isn't she the one that likes butter for a lube?
 
2017-09-13 02:42:34 PM  
Unconvincing on many levels.  But not helping coming from some White lady.
 
2017-09-13 02:43:59 PM  
"Why, he has two black people friends!"
 
2017-09-13 02:46:23 PM  
Responding to a question from Think Progress' Jack Jenkins on her view that Trump was raised up by God, she said "I believe that for President [Barack] Obama" as well. And had Hillary Clinton won the 2016 presidential race, White said, she would have said the same thing about her.

Just another twisted form of "might makes right."  And also the perverted philosophy that is the basis of Prosperity Gospel.

Post hoc ergo propter hoc drivel.
 
2017-09-13 02:51:34 PM  
"I can say 1,000 percent our president is not a racist."

This sounds like when Maury guests swear that they are 10,000% sure that they're not the father of the kid, and then it turns out they're the father of the kid.

The higher you go above 100%, the more likely it is that it's actually the opposite.
 
2017-09-13 02:52:54 PM  

scottydoesntknow: "I can say 1,000 percent our president is not a racist."

This sounds like when Maury guests swear that they are 10,000% sure that they're not the father of the kid, and then it turns out they're the father of the kid.

The higher you go above 100%, the more likely it is that it's actually the opposite.


I'd put her understanding of Christianity on the same level as her knowledge of math.
 
2017-09-13 02:53:37 PM  
Oh, well that settles it. The rich white lady says the rich white man is not a racist. That's good enough for me!

Now whose up for lunch?
 
2017-09-13 02:58:17 PM  
I'm 1000% certain she doesn't understand that in a yes/no statement, you can never go above 100% on your certainty.
 
2017-09-13 03:00:37 PM  
I think he hate poor, white people, too.  He hates the poors. And, women. He's just a little orange ball of hate.
 
2017-09-13 03:18:07 PM  

Diogenes: Responding to a question from Think Progress' Jack Jenkins on her view that Trump was raised up by God, she said "I believe that for President [Barack] Obama" as well. And had Hillary Clinton won the 2016 presidential race, White said, she would have said the same thing about her.

Just another twisted form of "might makes right."  And also the perverted philosophy that is the basis of Prosperity Gospel.

Post hoc ergo propter hoc drivel.


Actually there are verses in the bible that talk about how rulers (good or bad) are put in place by God.  Unlike Prosperity Gospel which has no basis in their holy book.  Still BS, though.
 
2017-09-13 03:22:05 PM  
And Paula honey, I can say you're an intellectually vacuous waste of flesh, air, and space on this green earth. Only one of us is right, though.
 
2017-09-13 03:34:12 PM  
Are one of her ancestors a bishop/priest that received tithes from the nobles during the Dark Ages?
 
2017-09-13 03:36:29 PM  
He's not paying you enough, Paula.
 
2017-09-13 03:50:58 PM  
I mean, they're all just making shiat up anyway, why not use bad fractions, too?
 
2017-09-13 03:51:39 PM  
Racist says what?
 
2017-09-13 03:52:05 PM  
Why would we not believe a person who lies for a living?
 
2017-09-13 03:52:21 PM  
Dear God there are 10 of Trump!?!
 
2017-09-13 03:52:23 PM  
The lady doth protest too much...
 
2017-09-13 03:53:37 PM  
Considering Congress just unanimously passed a motion to denounce white nationalism because of President Trump's actions and inactions, I'm going to go ahead and take what Mrs White says with a healthy dose of skepticism.
 
2017-09-13 03:56:13 PM  
Racism is the only thing Trump has been 100% consistent on. He's been a racist his whole life. Living in the WH hasn't, and won't, change that.
 
2017-09-13 03:56:39 PM  
So he says racist things, surrounds himself with racist advisors, openly defends and excuses racists and racist actions and racists really like him.

But that's no reason to call him a racist.
 
2017-09-13 03:56:59 PM  

notgonnatellu: Dear God there are 10 of Trump!?!


the Two Scoops of ice cream every night ain't helping.
 
2017-09-13 03:58:26 PM  

notgonnatellu: Dear God there are 10 of Trump!?!


Nope. 47 of him.
 
2017-09-13 03:58:31 PM  
Racists are pretty convinced Trump is racist and racists support Trump 1000 percent.
 
2017-09-13 04:00:04 PM  
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2017-09-13 04:00:09 PM  

vudukungfu: Isn't she the one that likes butter for a lube?


ew, that's a lot of ruined butter
 
2017-09-13 04:00:15 PM  
The Nixon administration sued him for discriminatory rental practices.

The farking NIXON administration!
 
2017-09-13 04:01:55 PM  
 For sake of argument let's say that Trump isn't privately racist. Even if that's true, he deliberately appeals to actual racists in order to advance himself, which makes him an even bigger asshole than merely being an individual racist would. So I really don't care what you say, lady.
 
2017-09-13 04:03:40 PM  
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'I ain't racist! Just ask the broad with the nice tits behind me (who I'd rate as a 4 or 5).'
 
2017-09-13 04:03:41 PM  

scottydoesntknow: "I can say 1,000 percent our president is not a racist."say

This sounds like when Maury guests swear that they are 10,000% sure that they're not the father of the kid, and then it turns out they're the father of the kid.

The higher you go above 100%, the more likely it is that it's actually the opposite.


And it's especially easy for people to say things like that when they have exactly zero respect for facts or truth, which is apparently a basic requirement for entering Trump social circles.
 
2017-09-13 04:04:02 PM  

Flappyhead: The Nixon administration sued him for discriminatory rental practices.

The farking NIXON administration!


The longer Trump is in office, the more I learn to like about Nixon.
 
2017-09-13 04:04:08 PM  
Ah yes. Paula White, the head of one of those Evangelical "Prosperity Gospel" mega-churches, she who is on husband #3 (Adultery is totes okay, apparently) and signed the odious and hateful anti-LGBT Nashville Statement.  Yeah, she is absolutely the authority on who is a bigot/racist.

While I'm not sure if Trump is a racist (he is) what I am confident of is that he is a malignant narcissist. He loves only himself, and is completely incapable of any form of empathy. The embraces the alt-Right/neo-Nazi/neo-fascist movement simply because they stroke his ego. And that is actually far more frightening than the idea of him being a run-of-the-mill racist, because anyone, regardless of how hateful and evil they are, can get on Trump's good side simply by saying nice things about him.
 
2017-09-13 04:04:56 PM  
I'm sure she knows this after having had many conversations with him and knowing him for a long time.
 
2017-09-13 04:05:15 PM  

dickfreckle: For sake of argument let's say that Trump isn't privately racist. Even if that's true, he deliberately appeals to actual racists in order to advance himself, which makes him an even bigger asshole than merely being an individual racist would. So I really don't care what you say, lady.


This. At this point it doesn't matter how racist he is, because he needs the support of the racists.
 
2017-09-13 04:05:54 PM  

dickfreckle: For sake of argument let's say that Trump isn't privately racist. Even if that's true, he deliberately appeals to actual racists in order to advance himself, which makes him an even bigger asshole than merely being an individual racist would. So I really don't care what you say, lady.


Yeah, Trump's best case scenario about pretty much everything is still far less than you'd expect from a reasonable person.
 
2017-09-13 04:06:01 PM  
Yeah, just because he was raised by someone who was arrested for being in the KKK and just because a few weeks ago he said that nazis were fine people and both sides are bad meaning those who oppose them are evil too is absolutely no reason to ever thing that Trump is racist.

/sarcasm slashie
//why do I have to do more than one?
///does it  have to do with it and coding and computer stuff?
 
2017-09-13 04:06:28 PM  
I've never heard anyone but herself declaring herself to be Trump's main "spiritual adviser" (gag) yet they've never refuted it. She also claims to chat with him on a weekly basis.  The lady is a total crackpot and Trump is about as amoral and nonreligious as they come yet they do back flips to defend him.  It's just lunacy.
 
2017-09-13 04:08:27 PM  
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2017-09-13 04:09:15 PM  
Self-appointed mystic of bronze-age, authoritarian, desert death-cult says blah blah blah who gives a shiat.
 
2017-09-13 04:09:27 PM  
Hey, Paula.  Guess what?  Trump's "spiritual advisor" is the guy he sees in the bathroom mirror after he takes a KFC crusty dump.
 
2017-09-13 04:09:30 PM  
"He LOVES the darkies.  Every man should own one, he is always saying!"
 
2017-09-13 04:10:08 PM  
Oh, I know lots of people who aren't racist. I know they aren't because they tell me so. I hear it all the time - "I'm not racist but..."
 
2017-09-13 04:11:10 PM  
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2017-09-13 04:12:07 PM  

dickfreckle: For sake of argument let's say that Trump isn't privately racist. Even if that's true, he deliberately appeals to actual racists in order to advance himself, which makes him an even bigger asshole than merely being an individual racist would. So I really don't care what you say, lady.


And therein lies the promise of the "Big Tent."

You can be racist and misogynistic and there will always be a place for you in the GOP....as long as you vote a straight GOP ticket there's a place for you in there.
 
2017-09-13 04:12:50 PM  
When did getting an MBA first, then a divinity degree second happen. Used to be "can't serve God and Mammon" was the conflict. Looks like multitasking eliminated that. Too bad congregants don't have to show their IRS return to join a tax-conscious church.
 
2017-09-13 04:13:34 PM  
Not everyone is comfortable using decimal points.
 
2017-09-13 04:14:34 PM  
What I'd like to hear someone ask her or any of the other fundies surrounded Trump is how can a man that has admitted he doesn't think he has anything to ask for forgiveness from God be a Christian?
 
2017-09-13 04:15:12 PM  

cefm: I'm sure she knows this after having had many conversations with him and knowing him for a long time.


Trump or God?
 
2017-09-13 04:16:20 PM  

docpeteyJ: Ah yes. Paula White, the head of one of those Evangelical "Prosperity Gospel" mega-churches, she who is on husband #3 (Adultery is totes okay, apparently)


She cheated with Husband #2, while married to Husband #1.  She then cheated with Husband #3, while married to Husband #2.  But she was also caught up shacking up in a hotel in Italy with Benny Hinn, while married to Husband #2, which caused Hinn's wife to file for divorce.

BTW, for what it's worth: Husband #2 was Randy White (another prosperity charlatan), who got to keep their church after the divorce; and Husband #3 is former Journey Keyboardist Jonathan Cain.
 
2017-09-13 04:17:29 PM  
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