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2017-09-13 01:56:12 PM  
Yes, I'm here again.

The original thread here, here:
https://fark.com/comments/9729381/first
 
2017-09-13 02:00:45 PM  
I hope you step on a lego
 
2017-09-13 02:10:14 PM  

bazbt3: Yes, I'm here again.

The original thread here, here:
https://fark.com/comments/9729381/first


wtf does borked mean?
 
2017-09-13 02:10:57 PM  

bazbt3: Yes, I'm here again.

The original thread here, here:
https://fark.com/comments/9729381/first


I told you last time.  You need refried pinto beans.
 
2017-09-13 02:11:22 PM  

MrBallou: wtf does borked mean?


You don't know what borked means?
 
2017-09-13 02:12:22 PM  

One Bad Apple: I hope you step on a lego


Heh! Your interesting curse was backdated to this morning for this 13th day of the month:

*Lego *brick*
*Tiny doll's head
*Opened badge pin
*Cat poo (bare feet)

Awesome. Have you got an agent?
 
2017-09-13 02:13:32 PM  

MrBallou: bazbt3: Yes, I'm here again.

The original thread here, here:
https://fark.com/comments/9729381/first

wtf does borked mean?


Heh! :)

See below.
 
2017-09-13 02:15:36 PM  
If you were late in submitting, be happy with 100.  Late entries in every pick'em league I've ever been in has been awarded zero for those weeks that were submitted late.  Deadlines exist for a pretty significant reason, as it turns out.

Possibly, the deadline was later for the Monday night game, and you got credit for that one game.
 
2017-09-13 02:15:44 PM  

MrBallou: bazbt3: Yes, I'm here again.

The original thread here, here:
https://fark.com/comments/9729381/first

wtf does borked mean?


See *above* even. Jeez, How crap am *I* at this‽
 
2017-09-13 02:18:38 PM  

DragonIV: If you were late in submitting, be happy with 100.  Late entries in every pick'em league I've ever been in has been awarded zero for those weeks that were submitted late.  Deadlines exist for a pretty significant reason, as it turns out.

Possibly, the deadline was later for the Monday night game, and you got credit for that one game.


Thankyou. Makes a lot of sense. I'd better not query this with the NFL peeps lest my self-esteem at ranking 13,200 is erased. :)
 
2017-09-13 02:19:56 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: MrBallou: wtf does borked mean?

You don't know what borked means?


I dirtied myself by clicking a Reddit link. It leaves scars, man.
 
2017-09-13 02:23:08 PM  

MrBallou: Marcus Aurelius: MrBallou: wtf does borked mean?

You don't know what borked means?

I dirtied myself by clicking a Reddit link. It leaves scars, man.


It's OK, I had to check myself.  There's at least 2 meanings, neither of which is good.
 
2017-09-13 02:37:59 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: MrBallou: Marcus Aurelius: MrBallou: wtf does borked mean?

You don't know what borked means?

I dirtied myself by clicking a Reddit link. It leaves scars, man.

It's OK, I had to check myself.  There's at least 2 meanings, neither of which is good.


Oh for...

It's the Weeners in the reddit thread. That's why it's funny that I posted it here, see?
 
2017-09-13 02:47:02 PM  
reddit

Well, there's your problem, right there
 
2017-09-13 02:53:55 PM  
Masturbate furiously. You're welcome.
 
2017-09-13 02:56:10 PM  

MrBallou: Marcus Aurelius: MrBallou: wtf does borked mean?

You don't know what borked means?

I dirtied myself by clicking a Reddit link. It leaves scars, man.


Tell me about it. No really, tell me.

/runs
 
2017-09-13 02:57:00 PM  

MrBallou: Marcus Aurelius: MrBallou: Marcus Aurelius: MrBallou: wtf does borked mean?

You don't know what borked means?

I dirtied myself by clicking a Reddit link. It leaves scars, man.

It's OK, I had to check myself.  There's at least 2 meanings, neither of which is good.

Oh for...

It's the Weeners in the reddit thread. That's why it's funny that I posted it here, see?


nahhh. they can't post pictures of weeners or anything else there.
 
2017-09-13 02:58:15 PM  
You sure?

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2017-09-13 02:58:37 PM  

Ambivalence: Masturbate furiously. You're welcome.


Well, most 'redditors' seem really good at mass debating.
 
2017-09-13 02:59:52 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: bazbt3: Yes, I'm here again.

The original thread here, here:
https://fark.com/comments/9729381/first

I told you last time.  You need refried pinto beans.


I now have a can.
 
2017-09-13 03:42:39 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: bazbt3: Yes, I'm here again.

The original thread here, here:
https://fark.com/comments/9729381/first

I told you last time.  You need refried pinto beans.


There's a team in my bar league called Pinto Beans, he won last season.
 
2017-09-13 03:47:28 PM  

bazbt3: Yes, I'm here again.

The original thread here, here:
https://fark.com/comments/9729381/first


Thanks - but I ain't allowed in the special-needs drama club classroom right now due to being short five bucks.
 
2017-09-13 03:51:42 PM  

oldfarthenry: bazbt3: Yes, I'm here again.

The original thread here, here:
https://fark.com/comments/9729381/first

Thanks - but I ain't allowed in the special-needs drama club classroom right now due to being short five bucks.


Heh! I'm with you there. I paid for half a year, it's why I'm there. And here. ;)

/oh dear
 
2017-09-13 03:58:20 PM  
Without seeing the DIT, I'm going to have to go with the tried and true "I hope you step on a Lego" advice.
 
2017-09-13 04:07:01 PM  
Well if we're gonna talk fantasy football, fark it. There's no reason to start DMM at an emotionally charged Jacksonville over Gio in what's gonna be a Thursday Night Derpfest vs. Houston, right?
 
2017-09-13 04:08:15 PM  

tdyak: Without seeing the DIT, I'm going to have to go with the tried and true "I hope you step on a Lego" advice.


That die is already cast I'm afraid. Got a backup?
 
2017-09-13 04:11:39 PM  

bazbt3: tdyak: Without seeing the DIT, I'm going to have to go with the tried and true "I hope you step on a Lego" advice.

That die is already cast I'm afraid. Got a backup?


He meant additionally. Two LEGOs. I'd wear shoes around the house, man.
 
2017-09-13 04:17:27 PM  

FriarReb98: Well if we're gonna talk fantasy football, fark it. There's no reason to start DMM at an emotionally charged Jacksonville over Gio in what's gonna be a Thursday Night Derpfest vs. Houston, right?


I think the answer is "how's the weather there?" Am I close?
 
2017-09-13 04:18:07 PM  

swahnhennessy: bazbt3: tdyak: Without seeing the DIT, I'm going to have to go with the tried and true "I hope you step on a Lego" advice.

That die is already cast I'm afraid. Got a backup?

He meant additionally. Two LEGOs. I'd wear shoes around the house, man.


{palpable waves of hate}
 
2017-09-13 04:19:35 PM  

FriarReb98: Well if we're gonna talk fantasy football, fark it. There's no reason to start DMM at an emotionally charged Jacksonville over Gio in what's gonna be a Thursday Night Derpfest vs. Houston, right?


Sorry, I meant Kevin Mack.
 
2017-09-13 04:30:59 PM  
I still don't get Reddit.  I tried.  Just seems like too much content and too many people.

Anytime you post something there, you must feel blessed to get a response.  Because it means that the tiny pebble you threw in the ocean was actually noticed.

Anyway...  I'm sorry I didn't get a pick'em pool this year.  I actually like that better than the FF leagues.  And I usually win.  Unlike FF which I suck at, and play anyway.
 
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-09-13 04:39:18 PM  
          R.I.P. BORK

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2017-09-13 04:39:20 PM  

durbnpoisn: I still don't get Reddit.  I tried.  Just seems like too much content and too many people.

Anytime you post something there, you must feel blessed to get a response.  Because it means that the tiny pebble you threw in the ocean was actually noticed.

Anyway...  I'm sorry I didn't get a pick'em pool this year.  I actually like that better than the FF leagues.  And I usually win.  Unlike FF which I suck at, and play anyway.


Before the 2016/2017 season NFL UK had a simple 'pick your own team' league; no draft, no taking the day off to prepare mentally for it. And last year it changed to the draft format. Nope, no thanks. It's why I decided to do the Pick'em and Survivor this year. Stress-free.

Great summary of Reddit,
 
2017-09-13 04:44:34 PM  

swahnhennessy: bazbt3: tdyak: Without seeing the DIT, I'm going to have to go with the tried and true "I hope you step on a Lego" advice.

That die is already cast I'm afraid. Got a backup?

He meant additionally. Two LEGOs. I'd wear shoes around the house, man.


Since Grandma let the kids take the bin of legos out of the basement onto the main floor of the house last weekend, I have paid a heavy price every single time I have gone without shoes around the house.  The main floor has hardwood.

I still do not know what your asking, so here's a picture of waffles:

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2017-09-13 05:19:53 PM  

tdyak: swahnhennessy: bazbt3: tdyak: Without seeing the DIT, I'm going to have to go with the tried and true "I hope you step on a Lego" advice.

That die is already cast I'm afraid. Got a backup?

He meant additionally. Two LEGOs. I'd wear shoes around the house, man.

Since Grandma let the kids take the bin of legos out of the basement onto the main floor of the house last weekend, I have paid a heavy price every single time I have gone without shoes around the house.  The main floor has hardwood.

I still do not know what your asking, so here's a picture of waffles:

[img.fark.net image 587x465]


I have a mix of deep shag, hardwearing short stuff and linoleum. Makes absolutely no difference.
 
2017-09-13 05:25:42 PM  

bazbt3: One Bad Apple: I hope you step on a lego

Heh! Your interesting curse was backdated to this morning for this 13th day of the month:

*Lego *brick*
*Tiny doll's head
*Opened badge pin
*Cat poo (bare feet)

Awesome. Have you got an agent?


Cat pool Lego brick?
 
2017-09-13 05:28:45 PM  

Ambivalence: Masturbate furiously. You're welcome.


With a coconut
 
2017-09-13 05:34:24 PM  

ecl: R.I.P. BORK[img.fark.net image 600x407]


FTFCBorked? As in justice Robert Bork and the dog and pony show he had to jump through upon his Supreme Court nomination?

Yeah, I'm sure we can all agree that Robert Bork really got a raw deal.

/massive, massive eye roll
 
2017-09-13 05:35:27 PM  
On an unrelated note, I finally got a confirmation e-mail that my Nimuno Lego tape just shipped.  If only I had known, I would have waited to buy in stores for cheaper and received it earlier.

\They claimed the delay was for the "receiver tape"
\\Only had an order of 12 normal rolls.  Order number was around 5,000.
\\\We'll see what I get, but I no longer have my hopes up.
 
2017-09-13 05:55:31 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: MrBallou: wtf does borked mean?

You don't know what borked means?


Please, Fark.com, do not make me post Barbara Jordan's testimony at the Senate hearings for Robert Bork's SCOTUS nomination. It would be 3 times in about 24 hours.
 
2017-09-13 06:11:17 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Marcus Aurelius: MrBallou: wtf does borked mean?

You don't know what borked means?

Please, Fark.com, do not make me post Barbara Jordan's testimony at the Senate hearings for Robert Bork's SCOTUS nomination. It would be 3 times in about 24 hours.


yeah, but it's still the most appropriate place for it..
 
2017-09-13 06:56:33 PM  

MrBallou: Marcus Aurelius: MrBallou: wtf does borked mean?

You don't know what borked means?

I dirtied myself by clicking a Reddit link. It leaves scars, man.


Doesn't linking Reddit to Fark kick a hole in the space-time continuum or something?

Every time I read a Reddit thread I feel better about posting to Fark. We may be a zoo but at least we clean the cages.
 
2017-09-13 07:12:03 PM  

Kirablue42: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Marcus Aurelius: MrBallou: wtf does borked mean?

You don't know what borked means?

Please, Fark.com, do not make me post Barbara Jordan's testimony at the Senate hearings for Robert Bork's SCOTUS nomination. It would be 3 times in about 24 hours.

yeah, but it's still the most appropriate place for it..


All right...

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Bork was farking idiot. Everytime I saw Scalia I crossed the image with King Tut from the Batman TV series and there was Robert Bork.
 
2017-09-13 09:55:22 PM  
For those of you who don't 'get' fantasy football...

It's gambling mixed with shiat talking mixed with game day partying.

//If you're doing it right, anyway.
 
2017-09-14 07:18:00 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: bazbt3: One Bad Apple: I hope you step on a lego

Heh! Your interesting curse was backdated to this morning for this 13th day of the month:

*Lego *brick*
*Tiny doll's head
*Opened badge pin
*Cat poo (bare feet)

Awesome. Have you got an agent?

Cat pool Lego brick?


If enough ask for it, probably.
 
2017-09-14 07:22:46 AM  

tdyak: On an unrelated note, I finally got a confirmation e-mail that my Nimuno Lego tape just shipped.  If only I had known, I would have waited to buy in stores for cheaper and received it earlier.

\They claimed the delay was for the "receiver tape"
\\Only had an order of 12 normal rolls.  Order number was around 5,000.
\\\We'll see what I get, but I no longer have my hopes up.


Lego tape exists?!

/in theory, obviously
 
2017-09-14 07:25:38 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Ambivalence: Masturbate furiously. You're welcome.

With a coconut


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/haz this ^^
//willing to give it a try
 
2017-09-14 02:29:47 PM  

bazbt3: tdyak: On an unrelated note, I finally got a confirmation e-mail that my Nimuno Lego tape just shipped.  If only I had known, I would have waited to buy in stores for cheaper and received it earlier.

\They claimed the delay was for the "receiver tape"
\\Only had an order of 12 normal rolls.  Order number was around 5,000.
\\\We'll see what I get, but I no longer have my hopes up.

Lego tape exists?!

/in theory, obviously


Go into any Toys'R'Us, Walmart or other toy store and you can find this: http://www.maykaworld.com/ .

They set themselves up with an indiegogo page here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/nimuno-loops-the-original-to​y-block​-tape/x/16269089#/

I do not know anyone that has actually received the indiegogo lego tape.  I just hope that I get mine before Christmas.  Otherwise I might as well buy it in the store.

As an aside, it would have been cheaper and faster to wait for the tape to arrive in stores vs. back it on indiegogo.
 
2017-09-14 02:50:10 PM  

tdyak: bazbt3: tdyak: On an unrelated note, I finally got a confirmation e-mail that my Nimuno Lego tape just shipped.  If only I had known, I would have waited to buy in stores for cheaper and received it earlier.

\They claimed the delay was for the "receiver tape"
\\Only had an order of 12 normal rolls.  Order number was around 5,000.
\\\We'll see what I get, but I no longer have my hopes up.

Lego tape exists?!

/in theory, obviously

Go into any Toys'R'Us, Walmart or other toy store and you can find this: http://www.maykaworld.com/ .

They set themselves up with an indiegogo page here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/nimuno-loops-the-original-toy​-block-tape/x/16269089#/

I do not know anyone that has actually received the indiegogo lego tape.  I just hope that I get mine before Christmas.  Otherwise I might as well buy it in the store.

As an aside, it would have been cheaper and faster to wait for the tape to arrive in stores vs. back it on indiegogo.


Thanks. I backed a Kickstarter wallet a few years ago. As KS delays started to mount due to a change to every production process it turned out that it was quicker to buy from the guy's web store. He was using non-KS money to continue to fund the business.

Can I fault the guy? At least he carried on and made a *success* of the business. I just bought my second wallet from his web store to replace the worn-out early model although I could have bought replacement parts. I'd *easily* buy another.
 
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