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(LA Times)   Yes, one minute to Wapner. I had you in there, Ray. You were in there. The defendant, the plaintiff, you had it all. They are in there making legal history. *Legal history*   ( latimes.com) divider line
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2017-09-13 08:04:04 PM  
Rich people wasting each other's money and the fights that ensue?  *yawn*
2017-09-13 08:25:22 PM  
I remember one of my business professors describing a common problem he had with investment clients. They'll be playing golf with some other rich person, and that person will go on and on about all these killer deals he made, and how much money he earned. So the client will want to get into stuff like that, and has to be talked back from the edge of the cliff and have it explained to them that:

1. The other guy was probably full of sh*t.

2. High risk can mean high reward. Part of that risk is that it's a scam.

3. Your money is fine, because it's safely invested in a diverse portfolio. We can increase your beta if you want, but there's not much of a reason to.

4. Go have fun playing golf.
2017-09-14 01:24:16 AM  
7.5 million for 1/4th of an acre?
2017-09-14 04:39:22 AM  
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2017-09-14 08:12:08 AM  
There's a deal upon L.A.,
And my friends have lost their way.
"You'll make money soon," they said.
Now they've lost it all instead

Please don't be long
Please don't you be very long
Please don't be long for I may be asleep

Well, it only goes to show
And I told them where to go
Says he knows Paul Manafort
Guess we'll see you all in court

Please don't be long
Please don't you be very long
Please don't be long for I may be asleep

Off to Ukraine he'd like to go
Financial statements you need to show
We're the last in line for pay
Get a piece of Blue Jay Way

Please don't be long
Please don't you be very long
Please don't be long for I may be asleep
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