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2017-09-13 12:10:07 PM  
(blatantly stolen from another thread)

Episode IX: Okay, REALLY The last Jedi this time.

It is a dark time for the Studios

Disney has run out of ideas for new princesses,

and Pixar is kicking their asses at the box office

since splitting off.

the DC Comics franchise has yet to recover

from Superman vs. Batman, despite the

heroism of Wonder Woman.

Marvel has 36 new Avengers movies and

spin-offs in development, most of which

will gross higher than anything Disney has

put out in the last 10 years.

The Empire has been shaken to dust in an

aborted attempt by Michael Bay to film a

Star Destroyer battle scene, and half the

original cast members are either dead or

so old that they can only act between naps.

C3PO has left the Rebellion to pursue a

solo career as the host of Degoba's Got Talent.

R2D2 was killed in a tragic case of mistaken

identity by a NYC Sanitation worker, and the

little rolling ball-thingy droid is in rehab.

In order to salvage something from this sad

situation, Kylo Ren and Rey have agreed to meet

for one final Galactic showdown in the only place

left where good and evil can do battle...

The Octagon.

2017-09-13 01:51:05 PM  
The crawl has lost my interest. After watching Rogue One about twenty times, I prefer the lack of a crawl. Of course, Rogue One has ruined Star Wars for me: I now only want to explore that galaxy through Edwards' lens.
2017-09-13 02:02:25 PM  
Put in the prologue to Shakespear's Henry V.  It works really well!
2017-09-13 02:21:00 PM  
Doesn't even seem to be working. Anyone know what magick needs to be conjured to have it editable?
2017-09-13 02:28:02 PM  

dericwater: Doesn't even seem to be working. Anyone know what magick needs to be conjured to have it editable?

Click the "Editor" button at the top.
2017-09-13 02:28:45 PM  

dericwater: Doesn't even seem to be working. Anyone know what magick needs to be conjured to have it editable?

On the right side is the editor.  I just entered the text I wanted and clicked Play.

However now the "share" button seems to be acting up.  Grr.
2017-09-13 02:38:23 PM  
It is a period of white supremacy. Little people with little minds have joined behind an Orange Menace. A creature seething with rage against the ebony, the tan, the covfefe, against all colors that dim the alabaster glow of his  minions.

And yet among the vast expanses of the creature's domain, people of goodwill and decency, of all  variations on the theme of humanity, raise the call of freedom. For now, their voices merely tickle the soft underbelly of the creature, perhaps loosening its indigestion a bit.

But soon...the Orange Menace will face the Harbinger of Doom. The Three Lettered Hand of God. The FBI...

Come for the torch-lit rallies; stay for the sentencings. And remember that money is just sticky stuff that crumples up in your pockets. It's things that you can't buy that make good democracies. And halfway decent westerns set in space...
2017-09-13 02:48:50 PM  
Episode L

A New Hope

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow...
2017-09-13 02:52:50 PM  

FrancoFile: dericwater: Doesn't even seem to be working. Anyone know what magick needs to be conjured to have it editable?

Click the "Editor" button at the top.

Thanks. Figured it out. I have my screen set at super extra large zoom in because my eye sight is non-existent. But the share feature is not functional. Maybe it's an html5 problem?
2017-09-13 03:02:07 PM  
Episode XLV

The Derp Awakens

Wow. Whoa. That is some group of people. Thousands.

So nice, thank you very much. That's really nice. Thank you. It's great to be at Trump Tower. It's great to be in a wonderful city, New York. And it's an honor to have everybody here. This is beyond anybody's expectations. There's been no crowd like this.

They didn't know the room was too big, because they didn't have anybody there. How are they going to beat ISIS? I don't think it's gonna happen.

Our country is in serious trouble. We don't have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don't have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. All the time.

When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume,


It just rolls off the tongue, don't it?
2017-09-13 03:04:06 PM  

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2017-09-13 03:22:40 PM  


Is this thing on? Can you hear me in the cheap seats?

It's great to be back in Mos Eisley again. Great town, great people. If you like guys with three eyes and horns! Am I right?

But seriously, how about a big hand for Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes! Great tunes, guys. See me after the show, my cousin has a wig shop, I can get you a discount.

So: a wookiee, a Gamorrean and an R5 droid walk into a bar...
2017-09-13 03:45:45 PM  
Seems to hate Firefox and couldn't get the crawl to preview in Microsoft Edge.
2017-09-13 04:02:57 PM  
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.  Then the murders began.
2017-09-13 04:19:50 PM  

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn: It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.  Then the murders began.

Both sides are bad, so vote Palpatine!
2017-09-13 04:30:25 PM  
I did this some months back with the opening monologue of Dune.
2017-09-13 05:12:11 PM  

FrancoFile: dericwater: Doesn't even seem to be working. Anyone know what magick needs to be conjured to have it editable?

Click the "Editor" button at the top.

I gave up when it didn't have enough room to make the title MAKE TATTOOINE GREAT AGAIN
2017-09-13 05:54:21 PM  
Episode VIII

Rey has finally found Luke Skywalker, hidden in his secret Jedi temple at the edge of an unknown galaxy. She holds Luke's lightsaber  toward him as he lifts his hood and fixes him with a stare so piercing it's a surprise she didn't just burst into flame right then and there.

Meanwhile, down near the Millennium Falcon, R2-D2 and Chewbacca are wondering where Rey is and if she's okay. "Maybe we should go and check on her," R2 says through a series of whistles and beeps. "Nah, Rey told us to wait here. She'll be back soon," Chewbacca replies.

And so, the droid and the wookiee wait as they make awkward small talk. "So, what's been going on while I've been shut off?" R2 asks. Chewbacca bursts into tears. "They killed Han!"

R2-D2 is shocked. "Han Solo is dead?! Why didn't someone tell me? What happened?"

Chewbacca wipes away tears with the back of his paw and says with a sob "It's a long story. I don't think I can really go into it now. It's just too soon."

They continue to wait...
2017-09-13 06:06:41 PM  
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2017-09-13 10:16:54 PM  
Welp, I cannot seem to get it properly d/l or what not, but due to the magic of fark, I can at least put it here..

It is a period of fear & greed.  Evil forces, with the help of a historically hostile foreign power have staged a surprising electoral victory.  The Forces of Reason, arguing from the position of Science, have begun to rally a hidden base.  Even former supporters of the orange lord have begun to question his leadership.

During the investigation, increasing evidence has continued to implicate the winning candidate's secret plans to use the Russian's ultimate weapon, FUD and probably related blackmail. Saner Voices hope to keep the Sith ever from going all MAD with the ICBMs SLBMs and cetera with enough power to destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by uncertainty and doubt, we race home to our local districts, remembering that we are custodian of the democratic power of the people who can restore freedom to the galaxy....
2017-09-13 11:43:05 PM  
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That's friggin awesome. Never even occurred to me. Perfect.

/A rag-tag, fugitive fleet on a lonely quest. A shining planet...known as Earth.
2017-09-14 11:36:03 AM  
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2017-09-14 06:46:25 PM  
Automatic Complaint Generator FTW
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