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(FOX6Now)   Florida cop hotties have the internet all in a tizzy   ( fox6now.com) divider line
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2017-09-13 01:05:25 PM  
FTA:
With hundreds of thousands of shares and likes, the Gainesville Police Department decided it was time to update the post:

3. We can confirm that Officer Rengering (far right with the amazing hair) IS SINGLE.
4. On another note, Officer Rengering is being placed into Cougar Prey Protective Care, similar to the witness protection program for his safety.


*snert*

Isn't this the same PD that
*googles*
yep, had a noise complaint about street basketball and played a pickup game...
and then came back with Shaquille O'Neal...

Glad to see they have a sense of humor
 
2017-09-13 01:06:48 PM  
I can't decide which one of them I want to cuff me first!

You first, beardo.  *woof*
 
2017-09-13 01:22:16 PM  
I'm a well trained hunkapotumus handler.

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2017-09-13 01:39:41 PM  
I'm in the wrong business.

/wrong age
//wrong BMI
 
2017-09-13 02:10:12 PM  
Kelly Susan added, "Heading to FL. Need assistance ... of some kind ... I'll think of something."

^^^ I'm on my way too.
 
2017-09-13 02:34:25 PM  
This calendar interests me.  I hope they follow through with the idea.

/Grrrrrrr!
 
2017-09-13 02:38:05 PM  
3. We can confirm that Officer Rengering (far right with the amazing hair) IS SINGLE.

Sweet!  I could use a proper Rogering from Rengering.
 
2017-09-13 02:44:52 PM  
Nice of Fox to cover the hard hitting fluff.
 
2017-09-13 02:47:35 PM  

vudukungfu: Nice of Fox to cover the hard hitting fluff.


Nah....I bet you they manscape.
 
2017-09-13 03:16:15 PM  
They're right... that is awesome hair.
 
2017-09-13 03:16:28 PM  
"Somebody typed words on the Internet" is apparently news.
 
2017-09-13 03:17:11 PM  
That's better than Florida cops having citizens in a tasey.
 
2017-09-13 03:17:22 PM  

Diogenes: 3. We can confirm that Officer Rengering (far right with the amazing hair) IS SINGLE.

Sweet!  I could use a proper Rogering from Rengering.


Roger, Renger.  What's your vector, Victor?
 
2017-09-13 03:17:56 PM  
First I've heard of it, but I'll allow it.
 
2017-09-13 03:18:59 PM  
Live in Florida, was a cop, know a deputy who got into serious trouble because an old country sheriff thought some of her face book pictures were a little too racy.  Same sheriff fired a deputy, because some of that deputies pics made the sheriff think the guy might be gay.  Of course that was not the official reason.
 
2017-09-13 03:19:20 PM  

Unobtanium: FTA:
With hundreds of thousands of shares and likes, the Gainesville Police Department decided it was time to update the post:

3. We can confirm that Officer Rengering (far right with the amazing hair) IS SINGLE.
4. On another note, Officer Rengering is being placed into Cougar Prey Protective Care, similar to the witness protection program for his safety.

*snert*

Isn't this the same PD that
*googles*
yep, had a noise complaint about street basketball and played a pickup game...
and then came back with Shaquille O'Neal...

Glad to see they have a sense of humor


That's pretty awesome.
 
2017-09-13 03:19:57 PM  
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2017-09-13 03:20:27 PM  
When will their first singles drop?

"You have the right to resist, but please don't"

"I'd put handcuffs on you"

"Baby got back, in my squadcar"
 
2017-09-13 03:20:45 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size

These hot cops are better.
 
2017-09-13 03:20:45 PM  
Yeah, but they're cops.  That kind of ruins it.
 
2017-09-13 03:21:56 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 850x477]


Came for this, and almost because of this.
 
2017-09-13 03:29:16 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 850x477]


It's the cops! And a construction worker...
 
hej
2017-09-13 03:29:19 PM  
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2017-09-13 03:30:16 PM  
You know that after the sexy cops take up the first three months, this is what the rest of the calendar would look like, right?

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2017-09-13 03:34:10 PM  

tukatz: This calendar interests me.  I hope they follow through with the idea.

/Grrrrrrr!


Me too... but with women in the calendar as well #equalrights
 
2017-09-13 03:36:03 PM  
referring to handsome male officers as 'hotties' is extremely sexist and offensive, that word is for sexy hot chicks.
 
2017-09-13 03:38:39 PM  
Go ahead.  Read the comments.

https://www.facebook.com/GainesvillePolice/photos/a.415914952014.2021​8​9.136625737014/10154671675062015/?type=3&theater

Also, if anyone has a "slamming recipe for pineapple upside down cake," Six Jane would like the recipe.
 
2017-09-13 03:39:59 PM  
I have REPORTED them to the Fark mods
 
2017-09-13 03:41:20 PM  
Dear "Internet",
Get a life
 
2017-09-13 03:41:38 PM  
Well, that certainly brightened my afternoon.
 
2017-09-13 03:42:06 PM  

berylman: Dear "Internet",
Get a life


you sound fat.

/oblig
 
2017-09-13 03:42:19 PM  

Unobtanium: FTA:
With hundreds of thousands of shares and likes, the Gainesville Police Department decided it was time to update the post:

3. We can confirm that Officer Rengering (far right with the amazing hair) IS SINGLE.
4. On another note, Officer Rengering is being placed into Cougar Prey Protective Care, similar to the witness protection program for his safety.

*snert*

Isn't this the same PD that
*googles*
yep, had a noise complaint about street basketball and played a pickup game...
and then came back with Shaquille O'Neal...

Glad to see they have a sense of humor


Every time the GPD ends up on the news for things like this, I feel very proud of this little swamp that I call home.

But seriously, Officer Ben Tobias deserves a raise.With all of the crap that you hear on the news from overzealous, trigger-happy police officers, this guy has done a lot for the reputation of the police force.
 
2017-09-13 03:43:30 PM  
"Ladies, ladies...I'm supposed to stop and frisk you."
 
2017-09-13 03:46:23 PM  
What a cop hottie may look like

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2017-09-13 03:49:05 PM  

GN Nymph: Go ahead.  Read the comments.

https://www.facebook.com/GainesvillePolice/photos/a.415914952014.20218​9.136625737014/10154671675062015/?type=3&theater

Also, if anyone has a "slamming recipe for pineapple upside down cake," Six Jane would like the recipe.


Aaand I know one of the ladies who commented. Now you might think thats not too remarkable but I come from a town of 70 people in Northern California and she lived with us when going through her divorce back in the late 1970s. And as I view the comments I see her all but totally sexually harrassing the cop on the right. How small of a world can it be?
 
2017-09-13 03:49:06 PM  
Please be female, please be female, please be female...

*clicks link*

Damnit.
 
2017-09-13 03:50:22 PM  

GN Nymph: Go ahead.  Read the comments.

https://www.facebook.com/GainesvillePolice/photos/a.415914952014.20218​9.136625737014/10154671675062015/?type=3&theater

Also, if anyone has a "slamming recipe for pineapple upside down cake," Six Jane would like the recipe.


Luci Kaye I can't believe how many women are objectifying these poor, fine, young, strong,handsome, brave, sexy, delicious, virile, ovulation-inducing, mouth-watering, beefy..... I can't remember where I was going with this...

 
2017-09-13 03:51:44 PM  
Beats the usual

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2017-09-13 03:53:27 PM  
the Gainesville Police Department had one woman say she was "convinced this police department is fake and this is actually an ad for Magic Mike 3." "

LMAO
 
2017-09-13 03:54:42 PM  

Sapper_Topo: GN Nymph: Go ahead.  Read the comments.

https://www.facebook.com/GainesvillePolice/photos/a.415914952014.20218​9.136625737014/10154671675062015/?type=3&theater

Also, if anyone has a "slamming recipe for pineapple upside down cake," Six Jane would like the recipe.

Aaand I know one of the ladies who commented. Now you might think thats not too remarkable but I come from a town of 70 people in Northern California and she lived with us when going through her divorce back in the late 1970s. And as I view the comments I see her all but totally sexually harrassing the cop on the right. How small of a world can it be?


As small as the Internet can make it.

Soooo, either of you have a good upside down pineapple cake recipe to share?
 
2017-09-13 03:55:11 PM  

Diogenes: 3. We can confirm that Officer Rengering (far right with the amazing hair) IS SINGLE.

Sweet!  I could use a proper Rogering from Rengering.


Every time I hear the name Roger, I think of this Onion piece

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-09-13 03:56:17 PM  

Herr Morgenstern: Please be female, please be female, please be female...

*clicks link*

Damnit.


She's not all gussied up, but she's cute, and I'd bet dollars to doughnuts she cleans up very well:

img.fark.netView Full Size


/The officer not the dog
//The dog too, though
 
2017-09-13 03:58:18 PM  

Gawdzila: Herr Morgenstern: Please be female, please be female, please be female...

*clicks link*

Damnit.

She's not all gussied up, but she's cute, and I'd bet dollars to doughnuts she cleans up very well:

[img.fark.net image 552x309]

/The officer not the dog
//The dog too, though


Is that a K9 unit, or just a random dog?
 
2017-09-13 03:59:07 PM  
Knees are sharp.  Definitely below my standard.  Would not hit it.
 
2017-09-13 04:02:26 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Gawdzila: Herr Morgenstern: Please be female, please be female, please be female...

*clicks link*

Damnit.

She's not all gussied up, but she's cute, and I'd bet dollars to doughnuts she cleans up very well:

[img.fark.net image 552x309]

/The officer not the dog
//The dog too, though

Is that a K9 unit, or just a random dog?


The article says it is her K-9 partner.
 
2017-09-13 04:09:19 PM  

Gawdzila: Herr Morgenstern: Please be female, please be female, please be female...

*clicks link*

Damnit.

She's not all gussied up, but she's cute, and I'd bet dollars to doughnuts she cleans up very well:

[img.fark.net image 552x309]

/The officer not the dog
//The dog too, though


Ah, I see I did not scroll far enough. I agree, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
 
2017-09-13 04:12:34 PM  
A tizzy?  Oh my, the vapors may be next!
 
2017-09-13 04:12:57 PM  

70Ford: Diogenes: 3. We can confirm that Officer Rengering (far right with the amazing hair) IS SINGLE.

Sweet!  I could use a proper Rogering from Rengering.

Every time I hear the name Roger, I think of this Onion piece

[img.fark.net image 850x467]


OMG how did I miss that piece?!

Now I want to be a "battle-ready gay."
 
2017-09-13 04:13:18 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: berylman: Dear "Internet",Get a life
you sound fat./oblig

Just saying that amidst of a domestic crisis it's sad we got cops more concerned with taking "looking good" selfies and those who fawn over narcissistic behavior. It's just an observation on the superficiality of internet culture really..
 
2017-09-13 04:20:09 PM  

Gawdzila: Natalie Portmanteau: Gawdzila: Herr Morgenstern: Please be female, please be female, please be female...

*clicks link*

Damnit.

She's not all gussied up, but she's cute, and I'd bet dollars to doughnuts she cleans up very well:

[img.fark.net image 552x309]

/The officer not the dog
//The dog too, though

Is that a K9 unit, or just a random dog?

The article says it is her K-9 partner.


Ah, yes, reading. What's that like?
 
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