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(Some Guy)   All is well, the motorized tiki hut bar in Fort Lauderdale is back in action after Hurricane Irma   ( watchfox29.com) divider line
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2017-09-13 08:17:07 AM  
This is an advertisement. Either that or it is a really brief, stupid, and overall vague piece of journalism.
 
2017-09-13 09:11:26 AM  
Where does one pee on that thing? And WTF do you do with the non-motorized version of it?
 
2017-09-13 11:37:39 AM  

ginandbacon: Where does one pee on that thing? And WTF do you do with the non-motorized version of it?


That would be a big hit if it was tied off in a slip on a marina dock. I know that the drunks boaters on the dock where my boat is would love it.
 
2017-09-13 12:04:51 PM  
I'll have one of these please?
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2017-09-13 12:42:42 PM  
There is only one Tiki Bar in Fort Lauderdale...
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And it is AWESOME. The "Happy Hour" here is half price appetizers and half price drinks. The seafood is delicious. The rum is strong and the bar mavens are busty.

Bring your family, bring your friends. Thank me later.
 
2017-09-13 01:57:14 PM  
Don't lean back on that bar stool.
 
2017-09-13 02:48:39 PM  
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2017-09-13 02:49:21 PM  
I almost read all of that before that page tried to hijack my browser.
 
2017-09-13 02:49:24 PM  
USA! USA!...no wait...I believe in giving credit where credit is due...

FLORIDA! FLORIDA! FLORIDA!
 
2017-09-13 02:52:04 PM  
I've been to the tiki bar at the Postcard Inn on the Beach (St. Pete), so this is relevant to me interests

/I wonder if it's still there after Irma
 
2017-09-13 02:53:27 PM  

Dahnkster: There is only one Tiki Bar in Fort Lauderdale...
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And it is AWESOME. The "Happy Hour" here is half price appetizers and half price drinks. The seafood is delicious. The rum is strong and the bar mavens are busty.

Bring your family, bring your friends. Thank me later.

The one on the right... Yes, please!

/I'm a sucker for bangs
 
2017-09-13 02:54:05 PM  
Good now the healing can begin.
 
2017-09-13 02:54:12 PM  
Am I to assume that the toilet is anywhere 360 degrees at a radius of 8'?
 
2017-09-13 02:57:55 PM  
I'm sure that the residents in Ft Lauderdale; while rebuilding their house that was just destroyed, and wondering what they will do for a car, and concerned about where they are going to work since their place of employment is now a pile of rubble, are super happy to be paying bar prices for their drinks.
 
2017-09-13 02:58:19 PM  
Great.  On top of everything, the farking neo-nazi's are moving in.
 
2017-09-13 02:59:58 PM  
I'm pretty sure they copied that one from Gilligan's Island.
 
2017-09-13 03:02:14 PM  
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Great Philosophy!
 
2017-09-13 03:02:21 PM  

Dahnkster: There is only one Tiki Bar in Fort Lauderdale...
[img.fark.net image 560x373][img.fark.net image 653x255][img.fark.net image 850x613]
And it is AWESOME. The "Happy Hour" here is half price appetizers and half price drinks. The seafood is delicious. The rum is strong and the bar mavens are busty.

Bring your family, bring your friends. Thank me later.


I've lived in South Florida since 1992, and have never been to Mai-Kai. I made a reservation a month ago for last Friday and had to cancel due to Hurricane Irma.  Coincidence, or the work of aliens?
 
2017-09-13 03:02:44 PM  

UtileDysfunktion: Dahnkster: There is only one Tiki Bar in Fort Lauderdale...
[img.fark.net image 560x373][img.fark.net image 653x255]

[img.fark.net image 850x613]

And it is AWESOME. The "Happy Hour" here is half price appetizers and half price drinks. The seafood is delicious. The rum is strong and the bar mavens are busty.

Bring your family, bring your friends. Thank me later.
The one on the right... Yes, please!

/I'm a sucker for bangs


We're all suckers for bangs.
 
2017-09-13 03:04:13 PM  

UtileDysfunktion: Dahnkster: There is only one Tiki Bar in Fort Lauderdale...
[img.fark.net image 560x373][img.fark.net image 653x255]

[img.fark.net image 850x613]

And it is AWESOME. The "Happy Hour" here is half price appetizers and half price drinks. The seafood is delicious. The rum is strong and the bar mavens are busty.

Bring your family, bring your friends. Thank me later.
The one on the right... Yes, please!

/I'm a sucker for bangs


Is that what they call bazongas now?
 
2017-09-13 03:04:32 PM  

durbnpoisn: I'm sure that the residents in Ft Lauderdale; while rebuilding their house that was just destroyed, and wondering what they will do for a car, and concerned about where they are going to work since their place of employment is now a pile of rubble, are super happy to be paying bar prices for their drinks.


A man with a cooler and a steady source of ice could make a killing selling cold beer with the power being out, and not even have to charge bar prices.

/And I'd run out there like a little kid to the ice cream truck if he came driving by like the ice cream man while I was digging my house out.
 
2017-09-13 03:05:04 PM  

UtileDysfunktion: Dahnkster: There is only one Tiki Bar in Fort Lauderdale...
[img.fark.net image 560x373][img.fark.net image 653x255]

[img.fark.net image 850x613]

And it is AWESOME. The "Happy Hour" here is half price appetizers and half price drinks. The seafood is delicious. The rum is strong and the bar mavens are busty.

Bring your family, bring your friends. Thank me later.
The one on the right... Yes, please!

/I'm a sucker for bang

ing

FTFM
 
2017-09-13 03:08:08 PM  
Thank God the Tiki Bar is Open

John Hiatt - The Tiki Bar is Open - 2001
Youtube ToyhknE5YUg
 
2017-09-13 03:12:13 PM  

UtileDysfunktion: /I'm a sucker for bangs


I'm a bang for suckers.
 
2017-09-13 03:12:44 PM  

UtileDysfunktion: The one on the right... Yes, please!

/I'm a sucker for bangs


She still works there as of this summer...
She's my fav, also. You have great taste in women. She is single and personable.
 
2017-09-13 03:19:35 PM  

ginandbacon: Where does one pee on that thing?


Just like with every other water vessel -- off the side.

Duh!
 
2017-09-13 03:23:14 PM  
empres77:
I've lived in South Florida since 1992, and have never been to Mai-Kai. I made a reservation a month ago for last Friday and had to cancel due to Hurricane Irma.  Coincidence, or the work of aliens?

The Happy hour is where it's at. There is a fun Polynesian show complete with fire jugglers and hula dancing. But the Happy Hour is one the best anywhere. HUGE variety of fresh seafood and traditional Tiki fare, but also REALLY good seafood.You will fill up on Happy Hour eats at half-price and the tropical drinks are the best in South Florida. Finish the meal with a hot coffee topped with cinnamon, Jameson's Irish Whiskey, or Kahlua. All topped with whipped cream .After that, take a stroll though the outside garden at sunset. Fiery volcanoes, waterfalls, clear pools and tropical gardens line the tiki torch-lit path.  VERY romantic and a memorable evening.
 
2017-09-13 03:27:54 PM  

UtileDysfunktion: Dahnkster: There is only one Tiki Bar in Fort Lauderdale...
[img.fark.net image 560x373][img.fark.net image 653x255]

[img.fark.net image 850x613]

And it is AWESOME. The "Happy Hour" here is half price appetizers and half price drinks. The seafood is delicious. The rum is strong and the bar mavens are busty.

Bring your family, bring your friends. Thank me later.
The one on the right... Yes, please!

/I'm a sucker for bangs


The Archies Bang-Shang-A-Lang
Youtube KahQ9436WU8


MY LAWN -- OFF!!!
 
2017-09-13 03:36:40 PM  

durbnpoisn: I'm sure that the residents in Ft Lauderdale; while rebuilding their house that was just destroyed, and wondering what they will do for a car, and concerned about where they are going to work since their place of employment is now a pile of rubble, are super happy to be paying bar prices for their drinks.


Sounds silly, but it makes me inordinately pleased to see her back on the water.

This tiki boat was in the news here a while back when she first launched and most people thought it was pretty cool.

We here in Broward didn't get the hit the poor Keys did. Power here is being restored faster than after Wilma and people are driving like bigger asshats than usual so overall it's not too bad, really.

My usual watering hole opened at 1:00 for the first time since Friday and I got here at 3:00. :-D
 
2017-09-13 03:40:10 PM  
We have our own tiki bar in Albuquerque:

Burts
 
2017-09-13 03:43:58 PM  

empres77: Dahnkster: There is only one Tiki Bar in Fort Lauderdale...
[img.fark.net image 560x373][img.fark.net image 653x255][img.fark.net image 850x613]
And it is AWESOME. The "Happy Hour" here is half price appetizers and half price drinks. The seafood is delicious. The rum is strong and the bar mavens are busty.

Bring your family, bring your friends. Thank me later.

I've lived in South Florida since 1992, and have never been to Mai-Kai. I made a reservation a month ago for last Friday and had to cancel due to Hurricane Irma.  Coincidence, or the work of aliens?


I was born in South Florida in - well, never mind the year.
I've been to Mai-Kai several times and never failed to be entertained and fed well.
It is, really, a *must* (like glass bottom boat tours).

My spouse was scheduled for knee surgery the day after Andrew came to town.

Reschedule - it drives the aliens crazy when you fark with their time-line in such bold manner.

make sure you see at least one floor performance.....

(doing better here, looks like I'll be calling the arborist, though)
 
2017-09-13 03:52:37 PM  

Dahnkster: UtileDysfunktion: The one on the right... Yes, please!

/I'm a sucker for bangs

She still works there as of this summer...
...She is single and personable.


I did not need to here this.

/doesn't stand a chance
 
2017-09-13 03:53:55 PM  
That link said my phone was hijacked and under a virus attack.
 
2017-09-13 03:54:35 PM  

The water was cold: UtileDysfunktion: Dahnkster: There is only one Tiki Bar in Fort Lauderdale... [img.fark.net image 560x373][img.fark.net image 653x255] [img.fark.net image 850x613] And it is AWESOME. The "Happy Hour" here is half price appetizers and half price drinks. The seafood is delicious. The rum is strong and the bar mavens are busty. Bring your family, bring your friends. Thank me later. The one on the right... Yes, please! /I'm a sucker for bangs [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/KahQ9436WU8 - 480x360] MY LAWN -- OFF!!!


Not bad. I would have gone with the obvious...

They Might Be Giants - Bangs (Official Audio)
Youtube PagUXMTQUUs
 
2017-09-13 03:58:08 PM  
Meanwhile, in Houston, the city is still working to approve a plan to clear the streets.
 
2017-09-13 04:00:59 PM  

UtileDysfunktion: The water was cold: UtileDysfunktion: Dahnkster: There is only one Tiki Bar in Fort Lauderdale... [img.fark.net image 560x373][img.fark.net image 653x255] [img.fark.net image 850x613] And it is AWESOME. The "Happy Hour" here is half price appetizers and half price drinks. The seafood is delicious. The rum is strong and the bar mavens are busty. Bring your family, bring your friends. Thank me later. The one on the right... Yes, please! /I'm a sucker for bangs [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/KahQ9436WU8 - 480x360] MY LAWN -- OFF!!!

Not bad. I would have gone with the obvious...

[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/PagUXMTQUUs - 480x270]


I was unaware.  I like it -- Thanks.
 
2017-09-13 04:04:48 PM  

The water was cold: ginandbacon: Where does one pee on that thing?

Just like with every other water vessel -- off the side.

Duh!


Yeah, that doesn't usually end well for us non-penis-enabled types...
 
2017-09-13 04:14:42 PM  

Dahnkster: empres77:
I've lived in South Florida since 1992, and have never been to Mai-Kai. I made a reservation a month ago for last Friday and had to cancel due to Hurricane Irma.  Coincidence, or the work of aliens?

The Happy hour is where it's at. There is a fun Polynesian show complete with fire jugglers and hula dancing. But the Happy Hour is one the best anywhere. HUGE variety of fresh seafood and traditional Tiki fare, but also REALLY good seafood.You will fill up on Happy Hour eats at half-price and the tropical drinks are the best in South Florida. Finish the meal with a hot coffee topped with cinnamon, Jameson's Irish Whiskey, or Kahlua. All topped with whipped cream .After that, take a stroll though the outside garden at sunset. Fiery volcanoes, waterfalls, clear pools and tropical gardens line the tiki torch-lit path.  VERY romantic and a memorable evening.


parasol: empres77: Dahnkster: There is only one Tiki Bar in Fort Lauderdale...
[img.fark.net image 560x373][img.fark.net image 653x255][img.fark.net image 850x613]
And it is AWESOME. The "Happy Hour" here is half price appetizers and half price drinks. The seafood is delicious. The rum is strong and the bar mavens are busty.

Bring your family, bring your friends. Thank me later.

I've lived in South Florida since 1992, and have never been to Mai-Kai. I made a reservation a month ago for last Friday and had to cancel due to Hurricane Irma.  Coincidence, or the work of aliens?

I was born in South Florida in - well, never mind the year.
I've been to Mai-Kai several times and never failed to be entertained and fed well.
It is, really, a *must* (like glass bottom boat tours).

My spouse was scheduled for knee surgery the day after Andrew came to town.

Reschedule - it drives the aliens crazy when you fark with their time-line in such bold manner.

make sure you see at least one floor performance.....

(doing better here, looks like I'll be calling the arborist, though)


We rescheduled for the 29th.  I'm looking forward to it!!
 
2017-09-13 04:17:00 PM  
Does this thing patrol the Ditch or does it make stops in other canals? A drink or 2 going up the New River sounds fun.
/I checked the net for pix of Las Olas
//Saw A1-A / Las Olas / Elbo Room on Weather Channel
///Former Hendrick's Isle liveaboard.
 
2017-09-13 04:19:00 PM  
Tiki is just f*cking cool.

And a little place just opened here in Bako. I have to go check it out.
 
2017-09-13 04:26:00 PM  

Ex-Texan: We have our own tiki bar in Albuquerque:

Burts


I've never been there, but then we're in the mountains & I try to avoid going into Burque as much as possible.
 
2017-09-13 04:56:28 PM  
Cool place that sailed up to us just off the beach in Roatan, called the ReefRider:

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Upper level deck for jumping off, rest rooms on board. Mrs. Poet lost her sunglasses on the swim out, so if you happen to find them, let me know.
 
2017-09-13 05:18:42 PM  

ginandbacon: The water was cold: ginandbacon: Where does one pee on that thing?

Just like with every other water vessel -- off the side.

Duh!

Yeah, that doesn't usually end well for us non-penis-enabled types...


It's never stopped any of my female friends or family members.  Just sit like you sit on a toilet.  If you're worried about falling off backwards, just have someone hold your hand.
 
2017-09-13 05:20:54 PM  

UtileDysfunktion: Dahnkster: There is only one Tiki Bar in Fort Lauderdale...
[img.fark.net image 560x373][img.fark.net image 653x255]

[img.fark.net image 850x613]

And it is AWESOME. The "Happy Hour" here is half price appetizers and half price drinks. The seafood is delicious. The rum is strong and the bar mavens are busty.

Bring your family, bring your friends. Thank me later.
The one on the right... Yes, please!

/I'm a sucker for bangs


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2017-09-13 06:43:23 PM  

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ginandbacon:
Where does one pee on that thing?


Off the side?
 
2017-09-13 06:48:12 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: [img.fark.net image 425x340]


Like to see you show that picture around Daytona next March
 
2017-09-13 08:26:46 PM  

ginandbacon: The water was cold: ginandbacon: Where does one pee on that thing?

Just like with every other water vessel -- off the side.

Duh!

Yeah, that doesn't usually end well for us non-penis-enabled types...


Ask the barman for a funnel?
Rat Race-Prairie Doggin It-HD
Youtube YNxtPl7SaDQ
 
2017-09-14 12:43:51 AM  
Would the Viking funeral/wake version need to be Coast Guard compliant?
 
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