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(Huffington Post)   Porn star wishes Ted Cruz would stop blaming his staff or his rod or whatever he's calling it these days   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2017-09-13 09:10:24 AM  
I'm surprised it wasn't NTTAWWT pron.

At least conservatives have give up the tired "I was hacked" excuse
 
2017-09-13 09:39:20 AM  
Cruz can't admit he likes to fire off some knuckle children in the privacy of his own office to porn stars that resemble his wife?
 
2017-09-13 09:57:30 AM  
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Johnson?
 
2017-09-13 10:15:31 AM  
A load who likes shooting loads. Oh brave new world, that has such people in it.
 
2017-09-13 11:16:00 AM  

edmo: I'm surprised it wasn't NTTAWWT pron.

At least conservatives have give up the tired "I was hacked" excuse


I'm surprised it wasn't videos of Mexican drug cartel executions.
 
2017-09-13 11:28:45 AM  
Not defending Cruz, but how in the hell is this piracy? It's a 2 minute clip/trailer of what I'm assuming is a much longer production.

Also, that's a pretty interesting gallery at the bottom. Didn't think HuffPo would create a gallery like that.
 
2017-09-13 11:31:10 AM  
Also, that first Instagram photo reminds me of something...

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2017-09-13 11:36:18 AM  
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2017-09-13 11:56:33 AM  

Demetrius: [i.imgur.com image 704x798]


Code, or the native tongue of the other demons from his dark dimension?
 
2017-09-13 12:10:39 PM  
One of my favorite porn stars, Brandi Love, is apparently in the tank for Trump.  Which depresses me to
no end.
 
2017-09-13 12:11:35 PM  

Diogenes: Demetrius: [i.imgur.com image 704x798]

Code, or the native tongue of the other demons from his dark dimension?


Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.
 
2017-09-13 12:53:03 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: One of my favorite porn stars, Brandi Love, is apparently in the tank for Trump.  Which depresses me to
no end.


A porn star who doesn't always make the best life decisions. Imagine that!
 
2017-09-13 12:53:56 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: One of my favorite porn stars, Brandi Love, is apparently in the tank for Trump.  Which depresses me to
no end.


Makes her hotter
 
2017-09-13 12:54:06 PM  
People PAY for pron? Huh....
 
2017-09-13 12:54:38 PM  

edmo: I'm surprised it wasn't NTTAWWT pron.


It's a video of someone getting off watching someone else gets farked.

I can't think of a better metaphor for the GOP
 
2017-09-13 12:55:36 PM  

Massa Damnata: DjangoStonereaver: One of my favorite porn stars, Brandi Love, is apparently in the tank for Trump.  Which depresses me to
no end.

A porn star who doesn't always make the best life decisions. Imagine that!


Why because she did not support the crazy witch who blames everyone but herself for her miserable loss?

I think we dodged a bullet with that one
 
2017-09-13 12:56:01 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: One of my favorite porn stars, Brandi Love, is apparently in the tank for Trump.  Which depresses me to
no end.


Just paving the way into a teaching career at a Christian school, once the camera stops loving her.
 
2017-09-13 12:56:10 PM  
It's not Ted's fault he was born intersex and has a malformed vaginis, subby.
 
2017-09-13 12:56:11 PM  

iheartscotch: People PAY for pron? Huh....


You get what you pay for
 
2017-09-13 12:56:25 PM  

Demetrius: [i.imgur.com image 704x798]


Even in alien, he's a douche.
 
2017-09-13 12:56:43 PM  
Not a staff or rod, more like a pus-filled wilted meat thimble.
 
2017-09-13 01:00:28 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: One of my favorite porn stars, Brandi Love, is apparently in the tank for Trump.  Which depresses me to
no end.


Never get attached.
 
2017-09-13 01:01:54 PM  
I still don't think he actually did it. I think the amount he's protesting will make people think it's him but I really don't think it was.  I think whoever runs his accounts forgot to logoff after having a few.  I think it's way funnier if he's actually innocent of this.
 
2017-09-13 01:02:27 PM  

Demetrius: Diogenes: Demetrius: [i.imgur.com image 704x798]

Code, or the native tongue of the other demons from his dark dimension?

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.


Ahhhhh...got it.  Sorry, still have hurricane brain.
 
2017-09-13 01:05:46 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: One of my favorite porn stars, Brandi Love, is apparently in the tank for Trump.  Which depresses me to
no end.


Really?  I've yet to see her on the Watersports page.
 
2017-09-13 01:06:33 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: One of my favorite porn stars, Brandi Love, is apparently in the tank for Trump.  Which depresses me to
no end.


i don't think anyone has ever accused these girls of being philosophers
 
2017-09-13 01:08:12 PM  

raius: I still don't think he actually did it. I think the amount he's protesting will make people think it's him but I really don't think it was.  I think whoever runs his accounts forgot to logoff after having a few.  I think it's way funnier if he's actually innocent of this.


I agree.  Hilarious regardless.  I hope reporters keep asking about progress in the investigation
 
2017-09-13 01:09:57 PM  

Jake Havechek: Cruz can't admit he likes to fire off some knuckle children in the privacy of his own office to porn stars that resemble his wife?


I read that as "coffin" the 1st time through.  Don't know if that makes it odder, or if it makes it more normal for Ted.
 
2017-09-13 01:10:10 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: DjangoStonereaver: One of my favorite porn stars, Brandi Love, is apparently in the tank for Trump.  Which depresses me to
no end.

i don't think anyone has ever accused these girls of being philosophers


Naughty Schoolteacher is probably their limit.

But that made me think of:

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2017-09-13 01:10:52 PM  

raius: I still don't think he actually did it. I think the amount he's protesting will make people think it's him but I really don't think it was.  I think whoever runs his accounts forgot to logoff after having a few.  I think it's way funnier if he's actually innocent of this.


I think you're probably right, but it's also much funnier because of Ted's judicial history on the subject.

"...there is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship..."
 
2017-09-13 01:11:08 PM  
Holy shiat, I didn't know it was a Cory Chase video.  That says a lot about Ted Cruz.
 
2017-09-13 01:16:29 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: One of my favorite porn stars, Brandi Love, is apparently in the tank for Trump.  Which depresses me to
no end.



Meh...I have no idea what the political leanings are for Sara Stone and Gianna Michaels....and I would like to keep it that way.
 
2017-09-13 01:18:23 PM  
Is the headline a Boogie Nights and Big Lebowski mash up? If on purpose, nice. If on accident, awesome.
 
2017-09-13 01:18:31 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: DjangoStonereaver: One of my favorite porn stars, Brandi Love, is apparently in the tank for Trump.  Which depresses me to
no end.

i don't think anyone has ever accused these girls of being philosophers


Some of them are amazingly smart (Sasha Gray, Joanna Angel). But..... yeah....
 
2017-09-13 01:19:25 PM  

dantheman195: DjangoStonereaver: One of my favorite porn stars, Brandi Love, is apparently in the tank for Trump.  Which depresses me to
no end.

Makes her hotter


A hatewank isn't quite the same as a hatefark....
 
2017-09-13 01:20:53 PM  

iheartscotch: People PAY for pron? Huh....


I know.  I usually get it free from your wife.
 
2017-09-13 01:22:10 PM  
No acceptable photos of Cory Chase in this thread?
I am dissapoint
 
2017-09-13 01:22:30 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: DjangoStonereaver: One of my favorite porn stars, Brandi Love, is apparently in the tank for Trump.  Which depresses me to
no end.

i don't think anyone has ever accused these girls of being philosophers


You never saw the XXX production of  "Nicomachean Ethics"?
 
2017-09-13 01:24:40 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: One of my favorite porn stars, Brandi Love, is apparently in the tank for Trump.  Which depresses me to no end.


Good thing I don't masturbate to ideology.
 
2017-09-13 01:26:16 PM  

Jake Havechek: Cruz can't admit he likes to fire off some knuckle children in the privacy of his own office to porn stars that resemble his wife?


Honestly, that's almost sweet in a way. Like, imagine your wife finds your stash, and she's all mad, then she looks at it and realizes that all the women look like her. Even when your fapping, you have her on your mind. She realizes that you still love her, and lust for her, but that you've both grown distant as the years went on and work and kids got in the way. She realizes that she's felt the same way, and as a tear streaks down her cheek, she wonders what could have been had you both been better communicators, both been more committed to renewing your passion on a regular basis, but then resolves that now is the time, it isn't to late, the love you share is worthy of poetry and the ire will not die.

That night, you don't have sex, or fark, or any other lowbrow term for it: you make passionate LOVE, as spiritual and experience as it is physical, perhaps more so. She doesn't mention the stash, and you don't even care about it anymore.

For Ted, I'd imagine it played out the same way, his cloaca getting attention it hasn't received in ages.
 
2017-09-13 01:28:33 PM  
Pervy Ted Cruz not paying for something? Shocking.
 
2017-09-13 01:28:33 PM  

foo monkey: Holy shiat, I didn't know it was a Cory Chase video.  That says a lot about Ted Cruz.


Yeah her videography is....intense, shall we say?  Hey, whatever floats your boat Ted but maybe keep it on a seperate device.
 
2017-09-13 01:29:12 PM  

sparks2021: his cloaca getting attention it hasn't received in ages.


thatsenoughinternetfortoday.gif
 
2017-09-13 01:32:34 PM  

The_Sponge: DjangoStonereaver: One of my favorite porn stars, Brandi Love, is apparently in the tank for Trump.  Which depresses me to
no end.


Meh...I have no idea what the political leanings are for Sara Stone and Gianna Michaels....and I would like to keep it that way.


Believe me, I didn't seek out that knowledge but I see things.

FWIW:  I totally approve of your policy regarding Ms's Stone and Michaels....
 
2017-09-13 01:33:45 PM  

Master of the Flying Guillotine: DjangoStonereaver: One of my favorite porn stars, Brandi Love, is apparently in the tank for Trump.  Which depresses me to no end.

Good thing I don't masturbate to ideology.


I don't usually, but in the interest of full disclosure I always found Lisa Ann as Sarah Paylin inordinately hot
as well.
 
2017-09-13 01:35:30 PM  
If this doesn't cause a career change for her, nothing will. You might get used to the drugs, the scam artists, friends committing suicide, etc. but knowing that you contributed to Ted Cruz's vinegar strokes? That's a line you can't uncross.
 
2017-09-13 01:38:31 PM  

dantheman195: DjangoStonereaver: One of my favorite porn stars, Brandi Love, is apparently in the tank for Trump.  Which depresses me to
no end.

Makes her hotter


Makes he crazy at least so there is that.
 
2017-09-13 01:38:44 PM  
CRUZ: "We're dealing w/ it internally, but it was a mistake, it was not malicious conduct"

I'm sure he's said the exact same thing every time some random postal worker is found looking at porn on taxpayer time.
 
2017-09-13 01:38:56 PM  

sparks2021: Jake Havechek: Cruz can't admit he likes to fire off some knuckle children in the privacy of his own office to porn stars that resemble his wife?

Honestly, that's almost sweet in a way. Like, imagine your wife finds your stash, and she's all mad, then she looks at it and realizes that all the women look like her. Even when your fapping, you have her on your mind. She realizes that you still love her, and lust for her, but that you've both grown distant as the years went on and work and kids got in the way. She realizes that she's felt the same way, and as a tear streaks down her cheek, she wonders what could have been had you both been better communicators, both been more committed to renewing your passion on a regular basis, but then resolves that now is the time, it isn't to late, the love you share is worthy of poetry and the ire will not die.

That night, you don't have sex, or fark, or any other lowbrow term for it: you make passionate LOVE, as spiritual and experience as it is physical, perhaps more so. She doesn't mention the stash, and you don't even care about it anymore.

For Ted, I'd imagine it played out the same way, his cloaca getting attention it hasn't received in ages.


But then, Ted finds his wife's porn stash. All her guys look like humons, and Ted realizes she has been faking it with him for years.

Hey Ted, check the DNA on your kids.
 
2017-09-13 01:40:16 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Not defending Cruz, but how in the hell is this piracy? It's a 2 minute clip/trailer of what I'm assuming is a much longer production.

Also, that's a pretty interesting gallery at the bottom. Didn't think HuffPo would create a gallery like that.


A trailer is a two minute preview put out by the same company that made the full-length film.
An excerpt that skips the boring parts for the money shot and which doesn't have the permission of the owner is piracy.
 
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