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(Futurism)   Replacement livers? REPLACEMENT LIVERS   ( futurism.com) divider line
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2017-09-12 04:38:19 PM  
Rick must be thrilled!

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2017-09-12 04:41:29 PM  
Guess I'll go ahead and start a bit early today...
 
2017-09-12 04:58:36 PM  
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2017-09-12 05:30:29 PM  
Hold my beer. No, wait!
 
2017-09-12 05:34:13 PM  
Just in the nick of time!
 
2017-09-12 05:47:48 PM  
This will free up all those brain parts that think they know how I will die to worry about other things.
 
2017-09-12 05:52:06 PM  
DIBS!
 
2017-09-12 06:07:35 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: This will free up all those brain parts that think they know how I will die to worry about other things.


Mine says silo explosion.  Ever since I can't drive by a farm without getting a little anxious.
 
2017-09-12 06:10:33 PM  

nekom: Markoff_Cheney: This will free up all those brain parts that think they know how I will die to worry about other things.

Mine says silo explosion.  Ever since I can't drive by a farm without getting a little anxious.


Choking on someone else's vomit.
 
2017-09-12 06:25:06 PM  
A replacement liver does not fix wet brain, kidneys, stomach lining, etc.

/Recovering drunk
 
2017-09-12 06:26:58 PM  
*Doctor puts new liver in average Farker*
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2017-09-12 06:28:31 PM  
Will the wait-list be alphabetical by Fark username?
 
2017-09-12 06:29:28 PM  
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YOU get a liver, and YOU get a liver...
 
2017-09-12 06:29:39 PM  
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Much better than the old way with used livers
 
2017-09-12 06:29:47 PM  

nekom: Markoff_Cheney: This will free up all those brain parts that think they know how I will die to worry about other things.

Mine says silo explosion.  Ever since I can't drive by a farm without getting a little anxious.


I work in an old feed mill. Explosion is always on your mind. We do all we can to prevent that happening
 
2017-09-12 06:31:44 PM  
So this means Keef can now live to be 200.
 
2017-09-12 06:33:07 PM  

Jesus Christ Supertard: A replacement liver does not fix wet brain, kidneys, stomach lining, etc.

/Recovering drunk


I put the drink down on Friday.
One day at a time.
 
2017-09-12 06:33:58 PM  

Kriggerel: So this means Keef can now live to be 2000.


FTFY.
 
2017-09-12 06:34:40 PM  

AllUpInYa: Will the wait-list be alphabetical by Fark username?


No...it will be a lottery drawing by Drew himself.
 
2017-09-12 06:36:16 PM  
Go ahead and transfer my mind to a new body. I think this one is just about worn out.
 
2017-09-12 06:37:12 PM  
Called it.
 
2017-09-12 06:38:59 PM  
I would start drinking again a month after the transplant.
 
2017-09-12 06:39:08 PM  
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"Could've used some of those in the 80s..."
 
2017-09-12 06:42:54 PM  

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"That poison will kill a dog 50 times your size!"
"Wait....I'm magic! Fifty one times sized liver!"
 
2017-09-12 06:44:25 PM  

hawks9nkh: Jesus Christ Supertard: A replacement liver does not fix wet brain, kidneys, stomach lining, etc.

/Recovering drunk

I put the drink down on Friday.
One day at a time.


Congrats!  It really is one day at a time.  Sometimes one minute at a time.  Stay strong, my friend.  There is nothing that I won't do to not pick up again.
 
2017-09-12 06:53:59 PM  

AllUpInYa: Will the wait-list be alphabetical by Fark username?


In that case, my new Fark handle is AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-wats_up?
 
2017-09-12 06:57:23 PM  
In other news...

No more wincing in pain from puns and really bad jokes!  It's like I've been set free!!
 
2017-09-12 06:58:17 PM  
this is relevant to my interests
 
2017-09-12 07:07:41 PM  
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2017-09-12 07:09:12 PM  
My friend had radiological spheres inserted into her liver yesterday. New liver technology can't come soon enough.
 
2017-09-12 07:12:43 PM  
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2017-09-12 07:15:27 PM  
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2017-09-12 07:18:26 PM  
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2017-09-12 07:19:04 PM  
Fark

Where the alcoholics, recovering alcoholics, and the I'm not an alcoholics! can socialize.
 
2017-09-12 07:29:41 PM  
With it, we could be looking at better ways to treat DNA-based diseases, or edit them out altogether - ultimately, extending human life or even potentially creating it from scratch

That's a relief - the planet is dangerously underpopulated.
 
2017-09-12 07:35:17 PM  

SamFlagg: Fark

Where the alcoholics, recovering alcoholics, and the I'm not an alcoholics! can socialize.


I'm not an alcoholic.  Alcoholics have meetings.
 
2017-09-12 07:38:48 PM  
Finally something I can get behind. REPLACEMENT LIVERS MATTER.
 
2017-09-12 07:42:34 PM  
how long before they get to a replacement bacon flavored tongue ?
 
2017-09-12 07:43:57 PM  

cherryl taggart: SamFlagg: Fark

Where the alcoholics, recovering alcoholics, and the I'm not an alcoholics! can socialize.

I'm not an alcoholic.  Alcoholics have meetings.


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2017-09-12 07:48:14 PM  
Does this mean that morans will finally be able to grow a brain?
 
2017-09-12 07:49:22 PM  

hawks9nkh: Jesus Christ Supertard: A replacement liver does not fix wet brain, kidneys, stomach lining, etc.

/Recovering drunk

I put the drink down on Friday.
One day at a time.


Congrats!!!  Many, many  years sober here.  EIP if you need someone to talk to...
 
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2017-09-12 07:58:52 PM  
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2017-09-12 07:59:07 PM  

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Much better than the old way with used livers


Yeah, used livers suck. And they don't have that new liver smell....
 
2017-09-12 08:14:54 PM  
This changes everything.

Mabel!
 
2017-09-12 08:50:31 PM  

Barfmaker: Hold my beer. No, wait!


Hold my beer, fill the beer-bong with Maker's Mark

/seriously, wtf is up with Maker's Mark?  It's seriously cheap in 750ml bottles now.
 
2017-09-12 08:52:16 PM  

AllUpInYa: Will the wait-list be alphabetical by Fark username?


Fark number.

/in the 100000s
/i think
 
2017-09-12 08:59:50 PM  
WTFDYW:
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We do all we can to prevent that happening

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2017-09-12 09:02:49 PM  

uncleacid: I would start drinking again a month after the transplant.


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/the only episode of metalocalypse i ever watched
 
2017-09-12 09:19:10 PM  

Jesus Christ Supertard: A replacement liver does not fix wet brain, kidneys, stomach lining, etc.

/Recovering drunk


But I'll still be smarter, wittier, and better looking, right?

/well manager drunk
 
2017-09-12 09:21:48 PM  

MrBallou: Jesus Christ Supertard: A replacement liver does not fix wet brain, kidneys, stomach lining, etc.

/Recovering drunk

But I'll still be smarter, wittier, and better looking, right?

/well manager drunk


OK, I still can't proofread. "managed".
 
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