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(Gothamist)   Man sprays penis on truck in road rage incident (Possibly not safe for work)   ( gothamist.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, road rage incident, Avenue early Tuesday, GMC box truck, Toyota, Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, English-language films, Hudson River, U.S. Route 46  
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2017-09-12 04:47:42 PM  
A New Jersey man has been arrested for allegedly spray painting a penis on the side of truck, and attempting to tag the trucker himself, following a dispute in the Lincoln Tunnel on Tuesday morning.

Please let there be video of this somewhere.
 
2017-09-12 04:52:41 PM  
Oh.  Spray PAINTING a penis.  I read that thinking he ejaculated on the truck.

/It's been a long week.
//I'm aware it's only Tuesday.
 
2017-09-12 04:52:57 PM  
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2017-09-12 04:58:38 PM  
Bukkaki?
 
2017-09-12 05:12:06 PM  
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2017-09-12 05:14:33 PM  

fly_gal: Oh. Spray PAINTING a penis. I read that thinking he ejaculated on the truck.


Same here....
 
2017-09-12 05:20:54 PM  
For a dick pic, it's not bad.
 
2017-09-12 05:47:43 PM  
Can we get a mohel  spray painter.
 
2017-09-12 05:51:41 PM  
Anthony Weiner approves
 
2017-09-12 05:52:17 PM  
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2017-09-12 05:55:45 PM  
Port Authority police soon arrived to arrest the artist


"Artist"??? - okay, my memory may be faulty, but who the hell would want a penis that looked like that "art"?
 
2017-09-12 06:00:04 PM  

mama2tnt: Port Authority police soon arrived to arrest the artist


"Artist"??? - okay, my memory may be faulty, but who the hell would want a penis that looked like that "art"?


Salvador Dali?
 
2017-09-12 06:04:14 PM  
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2017-09-12 06:06:24 PM  
sprays penis? Do you have to blend and strain it first?
 
2017-09-12 06:08:04 PM  

Merltech: [img.fark.net image 718x291]


i'm still laughing at this.
 
2017-09-12 06:09:41 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: For a dick pic, it's not bad.


This is Jersey. They know all about dicks.
 
2017-09-12 06:10:24 PM  
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2017-09-12 06:12:59 PM  
Sigh... someone needs to understand the difference from a spray penis to spray painting a penis.  Maybe subby is a girl and don't understand a few things.
 
2017-09-12 06:16:56 PM  
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2017-09-12 06:17:49 PM  

Oreminer: [img.fark.net image 600x344]


God's work.
 
2017-09-12 06:20:38 PM  
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Driver of tagged truck?
 
2017-09-12 06:22:46 PM  
barely even circumcised!
 
2017-09-12 06:25:58 PM  
A liberal NY corporate lawyer with anger issues.  I'm shocked, shocked I tell you.
 
2017-09-12 06:26:04 PM  

Julius Pleaseher: [img.fark.net image 260x206]


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2017-09-12 06:28:58 PM  
Man, the things I've sprayed with my penis when I was young.
 
2017-09-12 06:31:09 PM  
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OOF
2017-09-12 06:31:44 PM  
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2017-09-12 06:33:43 PM  

little big man: [img.fark.net image 640x480]


Really, though, it is. No doubt the guy's done this before.
 
2017-09-12 06:34:36 PM  
PSA: Don't be a dick
 
2017-09-12 06:41:21 PM  

SpaceyCat: fly_gal: Oh. Spray PAINTING a penis. I read that thinking he ejaculated on the truck.

Same here....


No, though it was part of the Blue Tec urea spraying anti-pollution assembly on the new HD diesels.

\ or empty bladder into fuel tank time
\\ not really
\\\ it's gotta be three?
 
2017-09-12 06:48:07 PM  

mama2tnt: Port Authority police soon arrived to arrest the artist


"Artist"??? - okay, my memory may be faulty, but who the hell would want a penis that looked like that "art"?


Well it does appear to be pretty big

Sort of impressed by the artist, I couldn't draw that well if I were enraged
 
2017-09-12 06:50:48 PM  
That's actually a pretty good spray dick.  Wonder how much it would cost to get the artist/road rager to visit my ex-wife's house for a little adornment...
 
2017-09-12 06:50:50 PM  
Seriously are we not doing phrasing anymore? Gross.
 
2017-09-12 06:56:34 PM  
This is actually nice for a change: a road rage incident that doesn't end with a beating, stabbing or shooting. Yay America?

/Penis
 
2017-09-12 07:17:31 PM  
Very artsy. I think I see the influence of Pablo Picasso's Dove of Peace.
 
2017-09-12 08:00:55 PM  
Sad lack of 'Brooklyn 99' references in this thread.
 
2017-09-12 09:43:19 PM  
apenas
 
2017-09-12 09:52:11 PM  

Merltech: [img.fark.net image 718x291]


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2017-09-12 09:55:22 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: [media.giphy.com image 300x170]


I have the most ackward boner now.
 
2017-09-12 11:24:37 PM  
Looks like it was done in three smooth strokes. I agree it looks like he's had lots of practice doing this.

Love the art critiques in TFA's comments.
 
2017-09-13 12:18:21 AM  

RecoveringLibertarian: [img.fark.net image 204x247]
Driver of tagged truck?


fark off. I got work to do.
 
2017-09-13 12:22:49 AM  

Lydia_C: Looks like it was done in three smooth strokes. I agree it looks like he's had lots of practice doing this.

Love the art critiques in TFA's comments.


I've had tons of practice and can't do it in three smooth strokes.  Wait, never mind, different topic
 
2017-09-13 03:37:13 AM  
He should trademark that and sell T-shirts.
 
2017-09-13 02:02:45 PM  
Horrible self-portrait
 
2017-09-13 04:50:17 PM  

MissedThePoint: Horrible self-portrait


Username checks out.
 
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