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(Benzinga)   Major League Soccer now has an official wine. Take a sophisticated sip (pinkies up) every time a player passes the ball out of bounds   ( benzinga.com) divider line
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2017-09-12 07:13:02 PM  
Available in the best dive bars.
 
2017-09-12 07:24:52 PM  
Brilliant!  Get fans drunk to the point where they think it is a good league.
 
2017-09-12 07:26:33 PM  
"Not Drew Fischer!"

/he's a ref
 
2017-09-12 11:20:37 PM  

harleyquinnical: Brilliant!  Get fans drunk to the point where they think it is a good league.


Oh, come on, there's not enough booze in the world.
 
2017-09-13 01:44:09 AM  
A+, subby. It's funny because soccer is garbage.
 
2017-09-13 02:38:21 AM  

Likwit: A+, subby. It's funny because soccer is garbage.


You misspelled whine.

Seriously though, at least the MLS and Americans don't play soccer like total pussies.  I won't even bother to watch the Italian league because they get knocked down by a one mile an hour wings and complain to the referee.

When I played our coaches told us that if someone knocked you down and got the ball from you you'd better get up fat and get the ball back.  If you let someone knock you down to get the ball.

We got a lot of red cards.  We figured the refs were against is so we'd just goon it up.  We didn't win very much but we had a lot of fun gooning it up in the process.
 
2017-09-13 06:21:29 AM  
Will Alexi rant on this and talk about how great his team was?
 
2017-09-13 08:49:45 AM  

orangehat: Likwit: A+, subby. It's funny because soccer is garbage.

You misspelled whine.

Seriously though, at least the MLS and Americans don't play soccer like total pussies.  I won't even bother to watch the Italian league because they get knocked down by a one mile an hour wings and complain to the referee.

When I played our coaches told us that if someone knocked you down and got the ball from you you'd better get up fat and get the ball back.  If you let someone knock you down to get the ball.

We got a lot of red cards.  We figured the refs were against is so we'd just goon it up.  We didn't win very much but we had a lot of fun gooning it up in the process.


Unfortunately a lot of Americans who played youth soccer took this advice, and look where this country is now.
 
2017-09-13 09:41:18 AM  

orangehat: at least the MLS and Americans don't play soccer like total pussies.


Uh yeah. Clint Dempsey has always been a whining diver.

Just because the MLS refs let players hack apart other players with their unskilled tackling, doesn't make the players any tougher.

Americans play every sport like pussies, just like the rest of the world.
 
2017-09-13 09:49:38 AM  
Do you get a yellow card or a red card for drinking this stuff?
 
2017-09-13 09:57:51 AM  

whither_apophis: "Not Drew Fischer!"

/he's a ref


He's also a Canadian and a ginger. That's three strikes.
 
2017-09-13 12:05:49 PM  
And the Galaxy's official wine is actually vinegar.
/we fired Sigi for less the last time
 
2017-09-13 12:20:28 PM  
Is it "Ow! My knee!"?
 
2017-09-13 12:21:27 PM  
The SPFL has had an official wine for ages.

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2017-09-13 01:05:17 PM  
And it's still universally regarded as inferior to the European varieties.
 
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