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2017-09-12 03:00:19 PM  
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2017-09-12 03:09:14 PM  
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2017-09-12 03:13:27 PM  
How many people have access to your twitter?
 
2017-09-12 03:15:38 PM  
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2017-09-12 04:06:34 PM  
Could be Ted's dad.  After all, if you assassinate a president, what's left for you to do?
 
2017-09-12 04:30:18 PM  
Pretty sure Fark found him, go back to the original thread on this
 
hej
2017-09-12 04:30:30 PM  
You've managed to take something that was mildly amusing and steadily turn it into a comedy gold mine.  Keep up the good work.
 
2017-09-12 04:31:42 PM  
The real fapper is probably on a golf course with O.J.
 
2017-09-12 04:31:51 PM  
The zodiac fapper
 
2017-09-12 04:31:53 PM  
He's totally Streisanding this, isn't he?
 
2017-09-12 04:33:42 PM  
Can someone with one arm be on Twitter?
 
2017-09-12 04:34:30 PM  
Probably an accident on the part of some poor volunteer
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2017-09-12 04:34:38 PM  
HEY EVERYBODY, YOU KNOW THAT PORN ON MY TWITTER ACCOUNT?

NO?

WELL shiat, I SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT IT BACK UP AGAIN.
 
2017-09-12 04:35:24 PM  
Ever notice it's always Republicans who happen to have their social media hacked which results in something embarassing being said or done?
 
2017-09-12 04:36:14 PM  
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Ha ha, Ted. I had that idea first.
 
2017-09-12 04:37:46 PM  
If Ted Cruz beats his staff hard, surely something will come out
 
2017-09-12 04:38:01 PM  
"I will pound away at my staff until the data flows."
 
2017-09-12 04:38:01 PM  
(it was him)
 
2017-09-12 04:39:20 PM  
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2017-09-12 04:40:08 PM  

Weatherkiss: Ever notice it's always Republicans who happen to have their social media hacked which results in something embarassing being said or done?


...with the prominent exception of A WEINER.
 
2017-09-12 04:40:25 PM  
Left or right?
 
2017-09-12 04:40:35 PM  

This Is Bold Text: If Ted Cruz beats his staff hard, surely something will come out


I'm sure eventually one of them will "fall on his sword".
 
hej
2017-09-12 04:41:25 PM  
If Ted was smart he would have blamed this on hurricane Harvey.
 
2017-09-12 04:41:28 PM  
Ted Cruz doesn't think you have the right to masturbate.
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/04/ted-cruz-texas-sex-toy-ban
 
2017-09-12 04:42:30 PM  
That "Overzealous Staffer" guy is a jerk. Why do Republican politicians keep hiring that guy?
 
2017-09-12 04:42:41 PM  

This Is Bold Text: If Ted Cruz beats his staff hard, surely something will come out


It should be a stiff task but Ted feels up for the work.
 
2017-09-12 04:43:06 PM  
Cruz obviously has an alt account for his dirty stuff and forgot to switch it. Find that alt and rule twitter for a week.
 
2017-09-12 04:43:07 PM  
I just hope the "staffer" is treated with compassion
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2017-09-12 04:44:47 PM  
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2017-09-12 04:45:21 PM  
Who gets their porn from Twitter?   Ted if you're reading let me introduce you to Tumblr...
 
2017-09-12 04:45:27 PM  

Im_Gumby: Weatherkiss: Ever notice it's always Republicans who happen to have their social media hacked which results in something embarassing being said or done?

...with the prominent exception of A WEINER.


After reading about it again, it turns out he admitted to it all.
 
2017-09-12 04:46:02 PM  
I'll bet Ted typed that tweet one handed.
 
2017-09-12 04:49:02 PM  
In all seriousness, I doubt senators actually use their twitter account. That whole social media is probably the realm of young staffers, if not interns.
 
2017-09-12 04:49:23 PM  
It was Rafael Cruz.  No relation.
 
2017-09-12 04:52:17 PM  

impaler: HEY EVERYBODY, YOU KNOW THAT PORN ON MY TWITTER ACCOUNT?

NO?

WELL shiat, I SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT IT BACK UP AGAIN.


Please tell me that you love us enough to have Snek deal with this ?
 
2017-09-12 04:54:02 PM  
It's gonna be a long hard investigation and frankly I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of it...
 
2017-09-12 04:56:01 PM  
He should take a page out of Veep and claim it was Chinese hackers.
 
2017-09-12 04:59:09 PM  
Oh goody, I get to break this one out again...

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2017-09-12 05:01:49 PM  
As hilarious it would be, I doubt it was actually him.

And why do those websites have tweet/blog functions anyway? It just seems like a trap for people who don't pay attention.
 
2017-09-12 05:03:54 PM  
I still love titties.
 
2017-09-12 05:07:25 PM  
Oh, so he was doing the "Stranger".
 
2017-09-12 05:07:55 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: Pangea: Prey4reign: Could be Ted's dad.  After all, if you assassinate a president, what's left for you to do?

Well, if you're good at something.... do it again.

you'd better get that knock on the door


I was talking about spanking it to Twitter porn.

Super good at that.
 
2017-09-12 05:08:14 PM  
Second time I've used this today...

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2017-09-12 05:08:31 PM  

Alebak: As hilarious it would be, I doubt it was actually him.


I call BS, too. Everybody knows Ted Cruz's preferred entertainment is autopsy footage of the Menendez parents set to audio recordings of a 1920s Klan rally.
 
2017-09-12 05:22:31 PM  
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2017-09-12 05:33:47 PM  
A third thread on this?
Holy shiat.
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2017-09-12 05:39:46 PM  

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Headline: "Ted cruz fingers staffer"? Seriously? Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Got it.

/barf
//barf some more
///please Oblivion, take me in your sweet embrace
 
2017-09-12 05:42:05 PM  
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2017-09-12 05:43:10 PM  

Alebak: As hilarious it would be, I doubt it was actually him.

And why do those websites have tweet/blog functions anyway? It just seems like a trap for people who don't pay attention.


I did some research this morning in pornhub, I know, I took one for the fark team.  But it would take three to four mouse clicks to accidentally post a clip to twitter.

I can't see how it was an accident.
 
2017-09-12 05:44:49 PM  

nijika: Who gets their porn from Twitter?   Ted if you're reading let me introduce you to Tumblr...


I thought Tumblr was just animated gifs of content from PornHub.
 
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