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(Newsweek)   CIA Director Mike Pompeo: Bin Laden's porn stash won't ever be released   ( newsweek.com) divider line
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2017-09-12 02:28:50 PM  
I don't need to know which videos of skull farking the throat holes of beheaded infidels he was in to.

I've fapped to them all already.
 
2017-09-12 02:43:36 PM  
No one wants to see what porn he was into.
 
2017-09-12 02:51:39 PM  
Ted Cruz is disappointed.
 
2017-09-12 03:02:30 PM  

fly_gal: No one wants to see what porn he was into.


I bet there will be a few that will show up in this very thread!
 
2017-09-12 03:05:34 PM  
It absolutely should not be released.

The public cannot be subjected to lurid photos of ankles.  And necks.  And elbooooows
 
2017-09-12 03:06:39 PM  
Dear Tenthouse.
 
2017-09-12 03:21:20 PM  
What about his porn stache?
 
2017-09-12 03:21:22 PM  
It's probably kiddie porn.
 
2017-09-12 03:22:20 PM  
Did someone say "porn 'stache"?
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/Do not GIS "porn stash"
//at work or...anywhere
///slashies menage atrios
 
2017-09-12 03:22:40 PM  
FOIA now!
 
2017-09-12 03:22:47 PM  
He really liked to Allahu his Akbar if you know what I mean
 
2017-09-12 03:23:35 PM  
He really was an uncivilized animal.  If he was horny he should have ordered a young trophy wife like the civilized dictators do.
 
2017-09-12 03:23:58 PM  
Lots of

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2017-09-12 03:24:02 PM  

fly_gal: No one wants to see what porn he was into.


Yeah, that would be creepy.

zips up pants
 
2017-09-12 03:24:31 PM  
FTFA

"porn driven losers," men who have "low self-esteem and are unsuccessful with women."

 Well that describes half of FARK
 
2017-09-12 03:25:04 PM  

PhilCollinsBeatBox: He really liked to Allahu his Akbar if you know what I mean


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?
 
2017-09-12 03:25:14 PM  
I knew he was a desperate man on the run, but VHS?  Sad!
 
2017-09-12 03:25:21 PM  
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2017-09-12 03:25:26 PM  
They're probably still tracking whoever has been using his InfidelAnkles.com password.
 
2017-09-12 03:25:50 PM  
i don't want to see any naked goats.
 
2017-09-12 03:26:12 PM  
It was "hackey" moms from Alaska porn.

They CAN'T release it.
 
2017-09-12 03:26:58 PM  

fly_gal: No one wants to see what porn he was into.


Actually, being kind of serious, I think it would be a propaganda coup.  Proving that people who want restrictive lifestyles for others are almost always, themselves, raging hypocrites.  That has value.
 
2017-09-12 03:28:04 PM  
But how many releases did it cause?
 
2017-09-12 03:28:57 PM  
I think at least the descriptors that the US government uses to keep them should be and any write up that gives an intel analysis of the collection as a hole.
 
2017-09-12 03:29:16 PM  
While I have no real desire to see what kind of porn he was into information should be classified for a good reason. If the government doesn't have one the information should be part of the public record.
 
2017-09-12 03:29:28 PM  

Danger Mouse: FTFA

"porn driven losers," men who have "low self-esteem and are unsuccessful with women."

 Well that describes half of FARK


I love your optimism
 
2017-09-12 03:29:31 PM  
Such titles as:

Goats and Hoes
Mohamed does Infidels
Sexiest Ankles
You won't believe what's under that burqa
Tea Party Bang
Deepgoat
 
2017-09-12 03:30:10 PM  
As I general rule I try not to find out anyone's porn preferences. It tells me way too much shiat about a person that I don't want to know. It's not really about shaming or being ashamed, it's just classic TMI. That said, when that person spent considerable time, effort, money, and in this case, bloodshed to push a so-called moral/religious agenda? I want to know exactly how deep their hypocrisy goes. I want every farked up lurid detail. Give me that dirty farking laundry
 
2017-09-12 03:30:24 PM  
Oh come on, the goat porn is horrible.... (I bet he liked pig more anyway)
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
 
2017-09-12 03:30:53 PM  
I heard he likes the video of the real estate magnate getting pee'd on by russian hookers.
 
2017-09-12 03:31:10 PM  
He was into hot Jewish women.
 
2017-09-12 03:31:18 PM  
Dead men don't care 'bout no pron
 
2017-09-12 03:31:30 PM  

cgraves67: It's probably kiddie porn.


There's a good chance there's truth to that.  Afghanistan and parts of Pakistan have a rather disturbing tradition of 'dancing boys' entertaining large groups of men.  I saw a doco on that subject, and let me tell you it is seriously farked up.
 
2017-09-12 03:31:53 PM  
I still struggle to accept that useless tool Mike Pompeo (former Congressman from Kansas) is head of the farkin' Central Intelligence Agency. Admittedly I don't know a lot about the organization's history, but he doesn't seem qualified. Has it survived previous leaders of his type?

Yes, I know "s/he doesn't seem qualified" is the theme for this administration, so kudos for matching at any rate. Still disturbing.
 
2017-09-12 03:32:26 PM  
That's disappointing. I was hoping to see the missing installment of Burqa Babes 7: Fatima and the goat herder
 
2017-09-12 03:32:55 PM  
An insider already said that it was almost exclusively very young boys. Nobody needs to see that.
 
2017-09-12 03:33:00 PM  
goatse?
 
2017-09-12 03:33:14 PM  
Hey Trump! Want people to like you? Release the Bin Laden death photos and the missing pages from the 9/11 report. And which chemtrail chemicals were the 9/11 jets carrying that caused the steel in the buildings to melt. And the Coke recipe. Don't get me started on the moon landings.

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/who am I kidding. We'll all still hate you.
 
2017-09-12 03:34:31 PM  

dkulprit: Such titles as:

Goats and Hoes
Mohamed does Infidels
Sexiest Ankles
You won't believe what's under that burqa
Tea Party Bang
Deepgoat


Burkakaki
All up in my infidels
Prayer rugburns
Fark ewe
Talibang bus
 
2017-09-12 03:35:38 PM  
Any DVDA stuff?
 
2017-09-12 03:36:18 PM  
the guy that shot OBL was on Adam Carolla podcast 3-4 weeks ago, gave a pretty interesting account of the raid.  they had a very short time window, let's just say 15 minutes from insertion / extraction from the compound, and once htey killed OBL, he said they just started grabbing anything and everything they could.  hard drives, flash drives, computers, tapes, maps, just anytihng they could, that was within site.

he figured they went in as a suicide mission and as they're flying back to the base, it slowly starts to dawn on the team that they will live.  said when they landed i think they had a pizza party or some shiat - i don't think alcohol was permitted at the base. forget the specifics but he cracked some joke about a party when they got back.

and then he says they gave all the computer shiat to the spooks to let them comb through it to see what was worth keeping and shiat.  interesting stuff.
 
2017-09-12 03:36:46 PM  

Armchair_Invective: He really was an uncivilized animal.  If he was horny he should have ordered a young trophy wife like the civilized dictators do.


Agrees
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2017-09-12 03:37:24 PM  

Danger Mouse: FTFA

"porn driven losers," men who have "low self-esteem and are unsuccessful with women."

 Well that describes half of FARK


I'm surprised you are even posting in this thread.  Your side can't even accept that Bin Laden was killed under orders from Obama.  Where white Republicans repeatedly failed, the black Democrat succeeded.  And that just galls you, don't it?
 
2017-09-12 03:38:26 PM  

Noah_Tall: An insider already said that it was almost exclusively very young boys. Nobody needs to see that.


You'd think if that was the case the US government would be shouting that from the rooftops.
 
2017-09-12 03:38:32 PM  

Noah_Tall: An insider already said that it was almost exclusively very young boys. Nobody needs to see that.


He disagrees
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2017-09-12 03:38:50 PM  

Danger Mouse: FTFA

"porn driven losers," men who have "low self-esteem and are unsuccessful with women."

 Well that describes half of FARK


Top half or bottom?

Asking for a fiend.
 
2017-09-12 03:40:11 PM  
Hairy milfs.
 
2017-09-12 03:40:25 PM  
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2017-09-12 03:41:16 PM  

rickythepenguin: just anytihng they could, that was within site.


sight, even!
 
2017-09-12 03:41:49 PM  

TheVirginMarty: dkulprit: Such titles as:

Goats and Hoes
Mohamed does Infidels
Sexiest Ankles
You won't believe what's under that burqa
Tea Party Bang
Deepgoat

Burkakaki
All up in my infidels
Prayer rugburns
Fark ewe
Talibang bus


Suicide Boners 3: I Blew Myself
Juggshadi
Pilgrimage to Poontang
Anal Akbar
Al Qaeda is Cumming!
 
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